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Wednesday 10-30-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing some comments made during yesterday’s Husker press conference by George Darlington. Evidentially he made some convoluted, idiotic comment regarding the sniper incident in DC and somehow tried to correlate it to the question at hand. To TnT, it sounded like the guy had thought up the comment even before the question and they were rather amused to hear that Darlington wasn’t aware he said anything offbeat until he was approached by another staff member after the news conference. Todd and Tyler were quite disappointed in all of the local TV stations for not mentioning Darlington’s comments, as they felt it was newsworthy. From there, TnT discussed a recent poll about the Huskers in which 26% of the people didn’t give a crap about the job coach Solich is doing. The guys expressed, once again, that their wishes for the local media to realize that not everyone is a Husker fan.

As TnT waited for BW to finish typing, they got into a conversation about last night’s calendar shoot at the Funny Bone. Slave Boy Jeremy was in attendance as Summer the dry walling hottie got on stage to be photographed. He described it as ‘’hot’’, of course, and said that she had her top completely off but he couldn’t really see anything because her long hair was covering up her boobs. The conversation continued later in the morning, as you will see.

Bronchitis BW finally finished typing and came into the Todd and Tyler studio with this morning’s newscast. As they discussed each story, the guys got on the topic of gangs and how difficult it is for someone not interested in that sort of lifestyle to avoid the peer pressure put upon them by those who wish them to become gang members. They took some calls from brothas in the community who shared their experiences with gang avoidance and from the sounds of it, the peer pressure to join a gang isn’t all that stressful. The callers led TnT to believe that if you don’t want to join a gang, even though you might put up with a little crap or the occasional thumping, you can avoid it with ease. The guys then wrapped up the news segment of the show by discussing the Haitian diving team that stormed the beaches of Miami yesterday as well as having a conversation about the Boy Scouts.

Todd and Tyler brought congressional candidates Jim Simon and Lee Terry into the studio this morning for a debate. Trisha from Channel 7, TnT’s news bootie call, came in as the moderator for the event. She read through a list of questions compiled by TnT, with a few of her own scattered among them. Both of the candidates answered the questions in the spirit in which they were intended, fun. Such questions included ‘’Sammy or Dave’’, which hot chick you’d rather sleep with if stranded on an island, favorite strip clubs, which Husker coach is your favorite, and which you like better, Todd or Tyler and mom or dad, and so on. It was a great segment of the show that lasted nearly an hour. Both candidates seemed to have a lot of fun letting loose a little bit while on the campaign trail, wrapping up their time with Todd and Tyler by talking about the parties they will be holding on election night.

Travis came in a little later in the show with his sports report. Todd and Tyler talked with him at length about Darlington’s comments at yesterday’s Husker press conference. They expressed their disappointment in Travis for not airing the comments on the news and then argued with Attaboy for a bit. You see, Travis didn’t think it was newsworthy. Of course Todd and Tyler disagreed and seemed to get their point across much better than Trav. After the argument, Travis did his sports and wrapped it up with his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ segment that aired on last night’s 10pm KM3 newscast. The topics were: The A&M field’s sacredness is no reason for their fans to assault Husker fans. Trav is sick of all the campaign signs and ads. He then concluded by saying he doesn’t understand the geographical catch phrases used by people to describe where we are. Are we Mid America, the Heartland, the Great Plains, or the River City? If you would like to comment, you can phone Trav’s voice mail at 593-2706 or fire him off an e-mail at travis@z92.com or travis@km3news.com.

While we’re on the subject of sports, TnT spoke to a listener named Tim this morning. He’s the guy who got whacked in the head with a sword by an angry A&M fan while he was out on the field after Saturday’s game. Tim described what happened to him, mentioned that there is a tape of him lying on the ground out of it, and said that he is thinking about pressing charges. Todd and Tyler talked with him about the incident and then pointed out that even if he does decide to press charges, the chances of him winning might be slim because the case would be handled in Texas. Tim seemed to understand where they were coming from. I’m sure we’ll get a follow-up on the story one way or another so stay tuned.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on how Mondale may be taking over for the dead Minnesota senator. It was a rather funny commentary, filled with old man jokes. We’ll hear more from Larry as time passes so stick around.

Todd and Tyler phoned their comedian buddy Ron ‘’Tater Salad’’ White this morning. He’s part of the big Blue Collar Tour with Cable Guy and a couple of other neck comedians you may have heard of. The gang talked with Ron about his recent development deal with FOX for a TV show called ‘’White’’. As it stands now, he plans to play a guy who lives in Mexico and is the only white guy on the cast. It sounded promising but as Ron put it, because it’s still in development, ‘’there are a thousand things that could derail this train.’’ He then talked with the guys about the Blue Collar tour movie that’s due out in February and told the guys that Cable Guy has started drinking and is a total lightweight. 2 Rum & Cokes had Cable Guy doing pushups in a hotel lobby recently.

Before ending their time with Ron, the guys found out that he was lying next to a hottie. Ron offered up some details of the woman lying next to him in bed. She’s a 27-year-old French red-haired hottie with nice cans that works on the production crew. Because she’s got a man in Canada and Ron’s banging someone else in another city, he referred to their rendezvous as a ‘’mini affair.’’ It was hilarious. I’m sure the guys will talk to Ron again in the future so if you missed him today, stay tuned. You can also catch him as part of the Blue Collar tour in Lincoln on Friday, November 8^th.

Greg Peters from the Funny Bone stopped by and hung out with the guys for a while. She shared a great story with TnT regarding his trip into town last night. On his way here, he was passing through Hamburg, IA and saw a billboard for the strip club up there. Thinking he’d go check it out for a bit and kill some time, he pulled off in that direction. Shortly after, he was pulled over by a police officer who noticed his out of state plates and the fact that Greg wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. When the cop asked him where he was going, Greg said he was just looking for something to eat. Even though he had just eaten a full meal in St. Joseph, MO, he didn’t want to tell the cop he was headed to a strip club. Well the cop happened to be hungry too and followed Greg to a diner just up the street. Greg, already full, had to order another meal and eat it while the officer who had just pulled him over sat very near to him.

Karma seemed to be working for Greg, though. He left the diner, figuring he’d just skip the strip club because he was bloated and full. When he arrived in Omaha at the fabulous Funny Bone, what should he find on stage? The half naked hottie Summer doing her photo shoot! It was an excellent story all the way around and you can hear more of this by checking Greg out at the Funny Bone this week. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations. You won’t be disappointed. Oh yea, while you’re there, feel free to say hi to the coolest club owner in the country, Colleen. She’s the greatest.

To conclude today’s show, BW returned with the entertainment news. During this time, the gang got into a discussion about some of the crappy reality TV shows that are in the works. No one had anything good to say about any of the show, understandably. They then discussed a story involving a Moroccan woman who went in to the doctor to have a tumor removed. When the doctors cut her open, they found a 46-year-old fetus inside her. It was an utterly horrible story but right on par with what we’ve come to expect from our favorite news chick. The gang then wrapped up the e-news and their show by discussing and taking calls on various slang terms for people in the military, spawned by Tyler referring to the A&M students as ‘’jar heads’’. Callers checked in to tell about names given to the members of other branches of the military including ‘’Squid’’, ‘’Bubble Heads’’, ‘’Wing Nuts’’, and the guys’ favorite, ‘’Bullet Cushions’’.

Well that about does it for the Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday performance. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-