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Tuesday 11-5-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by playing some Ramones, which became the bumper music for the remainder of the show (very cool). They then spent some time talking about last night’s Monday Night Football party at Brewsky’s. They had another great turnout for the event, including two participants for the ‘’Speed Date with BW’’ festivities. From there, the gang moved on to discuss today’s elections. They both mentioned that they’re sick of the political ads all over the TV and wondered exactly what ‘’Nebraska/Iowa values’’ means when candidates use the phrase in their ads. TnT then talked about how the Huskers have been touted as ‘’the best 6-4 team in the nation.’’ What?! Wondering what other 6-4 teams were out there to compare the Huskers to, they took some calls and scanned the paper. Besides NU, Wisconsin and Texas Tech were the only other 6-4 teams to compare the Huskers to. The guys then talked briefly about an article in the paper comparing a couple of single women in Omaha to the characters on HBO’s ‘’Sex and the City’’ show. They found it rather humorous, yet sad.

BW came in with the news a little later in the show. He talked with TnT about his speed dates last night and seemed to give them the impression that he liked one of the girls much better than the other. That spawned a discussion about the ‘’I like you. Do you like me? Check Yes or No’’ notes people used to pass in elementary school. Well one of the ladies BW was chatting with last night is a schoolteacher so BW thought it might be funny to send her such a note. He did and they ended up talking for longer than the 7 minutes allotted in the Speed Dating guidelines. TnT then spent some time talking about how it is difficult to find a woman to talk to at a bar because they tend to group themselves together and throck block to protect their friends. This group of women has now been universally dubbed ‘’the Great Wall of Vagina’’.

When BW got to the news, the gang talked at length about the Boy Scouts. Evidentially, there was a Boy Scout kicked out of the organization for being an Atheist. The story spawned phone calls and discussion amongst the hosts regarding the situation and most of the people who checked in seemed to agree that it was stupid for the Boy Scouts to kick the guy out, even though he is a 19-year-old geek ‘’who’s far off from ever getting laid.’’ BW then attempted to wrap up the news with this question, leading into his final story. ‘’How safe is a Guatemalan circus?’’ The question was obviously leading into a dead kid story so TnT shut BW down completely before he could finish.

After the news, the guys opened up the phone lines and took calls on a variety of topics they had discussed so far. Listeners checked in to talk more about the Boy Scout Atheist, the gang talked about a movie called, ‘’The Contender’’, the dating scene and the ‘’Great Wall of Vagina’’ were touched on at length, and while they were on the dating subject, many listeners checked in to talk about the ‘’baggage’’ angle of dating.

Congressional candidate Jim Simon phoned TnT this morning and wanted to remind everyone to get out and vote today. TnT spoke to Jim about his plans for the day and post-election. They wished him luck and concluded their conversation by giving the details of his party, held this evening at the Holiday Inn off of 72nd and Grover Street.

Todd and Tyler spoke to comedian Jeff Foxworthy today. He’s coming to Lincoln on Friday night for the Blue Collar Tour. TnT talked with Jeff about the tour, the upcoming movie, and their buddies Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy who also appear with Foxworthy on the Blue Collar Tour. Jeff shared some stories about both Ron and Larry and it seems that of all the guys on the tour, even though Larry’s a rebel flag wearing Skoal chewing neck, Cable Guy has the most freakish groupie hotties. TnT also talked with Foxworthy about any possible TV show plans and from the sounds of it, there won’t be. Jeff said he’s more interested in just being a comic because he has total control over what he says, something he obviously didn’t have on his TV show from a few years ago. It was great to hear from Jeff Foxworthy again and perhaps TnT will speak with him again in the near future so stay tuned. By the way, Official Ticketmaster site. Tickets for Concerts, Sports, Arts, Theater, Family, Events, more has tickets for the Friday night show and the prices range from around $28 to $35.

Travis came in with a sports report today. He talked with TnT about the ‘’best 6-4 team’’ comment as well as discussing national radio sports guy Jim Rome’s comments about how Lord’s end of the game pass on Saturday was ‘’the worst pass in the last 20 years of college football.’’ Trav gave us no head's up on his For What It's Worth commentary tonight so I guess we'll all just have to tune in and listen to TnT tomorrow for it.

After the sports repot, TnT continued their discussions from earlier in the show regarding dating. More calls came in from listeners who wanted to share their own stories about dating people with baggage. During this conversation, one lady checked in and said that she digs BW and wondered if he'd be willing to date a 39-year-old woman with 4 kids. He didn't seem to up on the idea. At that point, Tyler told BW that the woman was probably ''all dried up'' and ''barren'' at her age. It was hilarious. As the baggage calls from listeners continued to come in, Todd took notes from callers with ''your not my real father'' stories as they relate to mixed family relationships.

BW returned with the entertainment report later in today's show. During this time, the guys took a call from a lady who was at the Freaker's Ball. She was calling on behalf of her friend, who dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo that night, and said that Velma wants to date BW. The friend told TnT that she's 24 and owns her own lawn/snow removal business in Iowa. TnT thought she might be a perfect match for BW and he seemed to be interested as well. Perhaps we’ll get further details on the BW/Velma hookup plans on tomorrow’s show, as they will be conversing this afternoon via the e-mail.

Tomorrow Todd and Tyler will be joined by their old friend Dr. Ed. He’ll check in live from his basement in Tyler, TX to answer your medical questions so make sure to have them prepared and ready to go by 7am. That’s it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Wednesday edition of their show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-