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Thursday 11-7-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by reading an e-mail from their lawyer buddy Michael. He told the guys that there were some judges mad at TnT for their comments yesterday about how they vote out each incumbent judge each election, hoping to stop the judges from getting too comfortable in their positions. They then read an e-mail from a Husker fan claiming that TnT only have bad things to say about the Huskers because the team has a lot of black players on it. After discussing the e-mail, the guys judged it to be fake because as we all know, TnT are very open minded and probably the farthest thing from racists one can get. Also early in the show, the guys played an audio clip from the Fox news cable station of their lead anchor dropping the ‘’BJ’’ card on the air. He actually said the phrase in full while doing a story about a new J. Lo song. They got such a kick out of it that they played the clip repeatedly throughout the entire show.

BW came in with the news a little later on. There were stories about Ozzy, which spawned a discussion about Barbara Walters asking Sharon Osborne if Ozzy still ‘’smokes grass.’’ TnT found that a bit humorous, as the term ‘’grass’’ is quite outdated when referencing pot. The gang also talked about a story involving the Black Plague infecting some New York people who were rolling around in New Mexico fleas. From there, they moved on to discuss a runaway bear near Gretna and talked about Dave Webber of Channel 6 getting second place ($5000) on a recent episode of ‘’America’s Funniest Videos.’’

The guys held round two of their Broom Ball draft this morning. Tyler’s Swinging Stain Sticks picked up Slave Boy Jeremy, Black Tony, James the Giant Peach, and BW (the last pick of the draft, fittingly). Todd’s Battling Butt Juice picked up a few more hotties today including Kara Rovere (7), Lisa Burton (42), and the pieces of ass known as Mark Lee (3) and Pete Thompson (42). The Broom Ball game will take place at the new Mid America Center in Council Bluffs during the break in tomorrow night’s Lancer game. Make sure to swing on out and see the guys.

Doctor Ed phoned in this morning and explained what happened with his scheduled visit with Todd and Tyler yesterday. He told the guys he had to go to Dallas and take a test to make sure he could legally practice medicine in the state of Texas. He then answered a couple o questions about the Black Plague spawned by an earlier news story. From the sounds of it, you can avoid the plague by no playing near gofer holes. The good Doc will be checking in again in about two weeks.

Travis came in with the sports report today. Before he began, TnT played the clip from the Fox cable news anchor dropping the ‘’BJ’’ bomb. Travis really got a kick out of it. TnT wondered what the consequences would be if it were Travis who slipped up like that over at Channel 3. Trav said he’d probably get suspended for a day or two. Travis seemed to agree with TnT’s speculation that the anchor may have been joking around about the story off the air, dropping the ‘’BJ’’ reference with some of his co-workers and it just happened to slip out over the air when he was reading the story. Speculation about a brain fart regarding the big letters on the teleprompter could have also been the culprit.

Somehow the guys got into a discussion about telemarketers this morning. Tyler mentioned that he was bombarded yesterday by the calls and told us all of how he deals with them. Everyone else joined in on the discussion, talking about how they get rid of the annoying callers. Some listeners then checked in and described what they do when they get a telemarketing call, some opting to fool with the people on the other end of the line. Several telemarketers also checked in and gave the guys ideas on how to get themselves removed from call lists. Basically, say ‘’remove me.’’

Troy Davis from the Funny Bone stopped by the studio this morning and hung out for a bit. He joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to enjoy himself. You can catch him performing at the Bone all weekend by calling 493-8036 for reservations.

Later in the show, BW returned with the entertainment report. TnT discussed Wynona’s punishment for shoplifting and how OJ got off again in a case regarding him racing his big speed boat over the top of some Florida manatees. That last topic led to a big argument about whether the manatee is a fish or a mammal. We also learned today that the Pillsbury Dough Boy is having a birthday. To celebrate, BW did his Scooby Doo impersonation, which sounds oddly similar to the noise the Dough Boy makes when someone pokes him just north of where his doughy throck should be.

Also during the e-news, we found out that today is Johnny Rivers’ 60^th birthday. Colleen from the Funny Bone was in studio when the announcement was made and as many of us know, Colleen used to knock it out with the secret agent man. She described how she met him and talked about ‘’taking care of his dog’’. The gang also spent some time discussing various terms for pot, spawned by the Barbara Walters topic earlier in the show. Potheads checked in and shared alternate terms for the drug, as well as discussing the various terms for quantities of pot that have been used over the years. BW then wrapped up the e-news with an uplifting story about a Santa stabbing his daughter to death.

Well tomorrow’s show is going to be a big one. The guys are scheduled to have a few celebrity guests on the phone and a couple of musical guests should be stopping by as well. It should be a stellar end to another great week of programs so make sure you join the guys tomorrow at 5:30am. You can also catch the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show airing tonight at 10pm. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-