Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 11-19-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about last night’s Monday Night Football party at Brewsky’s. The guys ran into a Kansas State fan, all decked out in his team’s gear, who also claimed to be a Husker fan. That led the guys into a brief discussion about frontrunners and how people should stick to the team they like and avoid jumping on the ban wagon of whatever team happens to be doing well at the time. The guys then mentioned that last night’s speed dating sessions with Big Country went rather well. Unfortunately, many of the guys who checked in yesterday to reserve spots didn’t show so Todd and Tyler read over the names of those guys to humiliate them. Later in the show, they phoned Big Country at the front desk and scheduled an interview with her for tomorrow’s show, where she will give a full recap of the speed dating activities. Tune in for that.

The gang then talked about an article in this morning’s paper detailing some of the things recently confiscated by the new airport security staff at Omaha’s airport. They were amazed that a pile of scissors, some wrenches and box cutters, along with a can of STP Oil Treatment and a can of WD-40 were among the things people had tried to get on airplanes. They wondered why anyone would need STP or WD-40 on an airplane.

BW came in with the news a little later in the show. He talked a little heating oil with TnT, as he recently had his house filled up with the combustible substance. The gang also discussed the Atkins diet, taking calls on the subject, before talking about a very disturbing ‘’Sharpie up the ass’’ hazing story. That, too, led to some phone calls related to hazing stories.

Also during the news, BW did a story that related to the radio station. Recently, Boomers in Fremont has been running ads on the radio station for a limo ride to their club. Well, an undercover sting operation revealed that there was some alleged prostitution going on during those limo rides, along with the fact that the limo driver was breaking a law by not having a license to drive the limo outside of the Omaha area. Two assumed dancers, Heather and Amy, were arrested for prostitution and the limo driver was busted for the license infraction. As far as they could gather, Boomers didn’t have anything to do with the alleged prostitution charges. From the sounds of it, the dancers in the limo took it upon themselves, but keep in mind that this is all merely speculation and allegations that have no meaning and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the management, staff, or advertisers of the Todd and Tyler show or Z-92.

After the talk about the prostitution busts, TnT wondered what hookers are going for these days. To their surprise, they received a phone call from a listener who had some details for them. The guy told TnT that he had been busted for paying a prostitute $15 to watch him twist one off in his car. The whore turned out to be an undercover cop, though. He detailed some of the other prices he was familiar with, which included oral, straight sex, and the infamous half-n-half before sharing another interesting tidbit of information about himself. The guy told TnT that he recently purchased him a Philippino wife through some mail order a bride type scheme. She’s been here for 8 months or so and so far, their relationship is working out quite well. He bragged that she even draws a bath for him nightly.

Before wrapping up their conversation, the caller told TnT that his Philippino wife has a 21-year-old sister still in the Philippines and she’s ready to become a mail-order bride, too. He offered to hook Brian up with some details, assuming he wants to buy himself a 21-year-old Philippino wife, but BW didn’t very interested.

Bennington finally began to send some love to Todd and Tyler this morning, trying to persuade them to bring the Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars to BW’s neck of the woods. Some gifts were dropped off, and a few phone calls came in. Also, the gang got a call from a teacher at West Side who asked TnT what they could do to get a dodge ball game scheduled at his school. Tyler replied, ‘’Don’t kill anyone.’’ To conclude the dodge ball talk on the show today, the gang read over a list of the schools that have the best shot at getting a game scheduled this year, as well as discussing some of the other schools who have been trying to secure a spot for this season. When the schedule gets set in stone, I’ll get it posted up on the web site.

Sex therapist Natasha Terry came by the show this morning and spent a few hours with Todd and Tyler. She showed TnT the new sex toy she invented and tried it out on their tight, virginal vaginal fists. The gang then discussed the noises they make while having sex, each making their noises in order and creating a hilarious chorus of phrases, grunts, and giggles. The guys opened up their phone lines and let listeners check in with sex questions and that filled up most of the remainder of the show. If you’re over 18, you can visit either of Natasha’s web sites for toys, instructional videos, or advice. thelovedr.com or Welcome to Loveteacher.com. Be advised, you’re charged for pretty much everything.

Travis came in with the sports a little later in the show. There didn’t seem to be much to talk about this morning, in part because everyone was all horned up on sex talk. The gang did, though, spend a few minutes discussing the bowl situation. Also, Travis will be doing his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary tonight on the 10pm KM3 newscast so check that out. You can hear the replay tomorrow on the Todd and Tyler show, too.

BW came in with the e-news towards the end of this morning’s show. There were quite a few dead old guys to report, as well as a plethora of celebrity birthdays that everyone seemed to recognize. There were no ‘’thousands died in a flood on this day in history’’, which left me feeling as though a void in my soul would remain empty for the day. Before concluding the e-news, the gang linguistically analyzed the word ‘’smote’’, the root being ‘’smite’’, and discussed whether or not they could bring that phrase back into the vernacular like they have with the term ‘’grass’’ (as a pot alternative) recently.

Tomorrow is another Dr. Ed Wednesday so if you have any medically related questions, get them prepared for tomorrow’s program. Make sure to tune into the 3^rd Shift Replay tonight at 10pm and rejoin the guys tomorrow morning at 5:30am for another show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-