Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 11-20-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by continuing their discussion about prostitution from yesterday’s show. The topic was brought up after a report of two women getting arrested for prostitution, which had something to do with a commercial Z-92 was running for a limo ride to Boomers in Fremont. After getting some further details, TnT decided to support the prostitutes, stating that they really didn’t feel the two woman ‘’were contributing to the ills of the world.’’ TnT then put the hooker talk on hold and moved on to discuss a post on a Husker web site from a man who claims that this season, along with the birth of a child, has helped to put things in perspective for him as a fan. As they read the post, TnT both seemed to agree that the fact that the Huskers are having a crappy year, possibly coupled with the man’s new child, is what has really changed the poster’s perspective. They figured that once the Huskers get back on track and start winning again, the guy will probably go back to being an obnoxious freak.

Also early in the program, TnT read pieces of another e-mail from a listener who bashed on pretty much everyone on their show, from callers to staff members that occasionally make a microphone appearance. After analyzing what the e-mailer had to say, it started to look like the e-mail was fake. After all, the author of the e-mail borrowed something from the show when he selected the screen name ‘’wolfpuss@aol.com’’. Following that, the guys got a call from a listener asking them how he could get ‘’The Club’’ removed from a car he recently bought at a police auction. The phone lines lit up with tips from car thieves and for the most part, all of them seemed to agree that the guy could simply cut his steering wheel with a saw in order to remove the device. To their surprise, Slave Boy Chris didn’t check in on the subject.

BW eventually figured out his crazy space snooze bar and made it into work to read the news. There was some talk of beheadings, discussion of the body of the man who fell out of an airplane over Houston being found, and the gang continued their prostitution discussion, wondering what the current rate card for hookers in Vegas is. They opened up the phone lines and took some calls from listeners who have recently bought Vegas hookers. From the sounds of it, TnT would like to continue this discussion tomorrow so if any of you would like to fess up to buying some Vegas pie, check in tomorrow and let TnT know how much it cost you and what you got for your money.

The parade of Dodge Ball schools continued this morning as some high school hotties from Bennington came by the studio with gifts and goodies for Todd and Tyler. Along with their gifts, the Bennington girls brought in a framed piece of comedy for BW listing his top 5 pickup lines, which were pretty funny. Following the Bennington girls, some high school girls dressed in cheerleader outfits from Hamburg, IA stopped by the studio and gave TnT more gifts. Both of these schools seemed to have won over Todd and Tyler, yet no official word on which schools will be selected to host the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Star game will be made until later next week.

Just after 7am, TnT fired up their connection to the smartest man they know, Dr. Ed in Tyler, TX. After playing a little catch-up with their buddy, TnT opened up the phone lines and let their listeners check in with concerns for the doc. There were a variety of questions this morning including the effects of flu shots, the Adkins diet, glycemic loads, the power of cheese, sacks of worms on one’s taint, eyeball air ducts, Tyler’s itchy asshole, and gazelle riding post-pregnancy. BW also had a variety of questions relating to sperm, asking the doc how he can make bigger quantities and affect the taste so it’s not so salty. He claimed to be asking for a friend but nobody was buying BW’s crap.

Also during Dr. Ed’s visit, we got a wonderfully confusing explanation of the 4^th dimension from Tyler, as he attempted to describe a cool, new sonogram technique he saw yesterday that allowed him to see his unborn baby’s face. Much to Becky’s delight, I can only assume, their new baby’s head won’t be as big as Tyler's. Dr. Ed will be joining the guys again in about two weeks so if you didn’t get the chance to get your question in today, save it up for next time.

Travis came in with a sports report this morning, which included his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary from last night’s 10pm KM3 newscast. His topics today were: K-State had every right to run up the score on the Huskers Saturday. Solich shouldn’t promote from within because the coaching staff just isn’t that grand. What ever happened to Warren Swain? And finally, Trav boasted a bit by saying that everyone in the media is following his lead by supporting Banks for the Heisman. If you would like to leave Attaboy some feedback, his voice mail is 593-2706 or you can e-mail him at travis@km3news.com or travis@z92.com.

BW returned later in the show with the entertainment news. During this portion of the show, there was an interesting discussion on people who like to flip their babies up into the air, spawned by the Michael Jackson story from yesterday where he held his baby out of the window of a 4^th floor room. Tyler expressed his desire to have a 20-foot tall friend so he himself could be flipped like a baby. There was also another round of duel celebrity birthdays, otherwise known as ‘’Who the hell is that.’’ BW then concluded the e-news with an uplifting story about a pissed off Iranian woman who cut her husband’s ear off.

To wrap up this morning’s show, TnT brought Hilary into the studio. She spent some time with the guys discussing Monday night’s speed dating sessions at Brewsky’s. From her account, every guy who participated was very nice, although she seemed to dig the first guy the most. TnT asked whether or not she’s followed up by calling any of the guys yet and she told them she hadn’t, referencing the ‘’dating rules’’ people sometimes go by. Todd and Tyler scolded her, though, telling her to throw out all of those stupid dating rule ideas and just call some of the guys she met. They elaborated further by explaining that those dating rules don’t apply when it comes to a woman calling a man. Men like it when women call them. They like to be hunted. Hilary said she’d make a call or two and continue to check back with Todd and Tyler as her search for love continues. By the way, all of you ladies should keep in mind that next Monday night at Brewsky’s will be speed dating with Midget Brian. Registration will start early Monday morning so don’t miss it.

Well, that’s it for the big Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to join the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday program. It’s going to be Liberal Day on the show, as the guys will be talking to an ACLU guy and a liberal from a cable television talking heads show. It should be interesting so don’t miss out. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-