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Tuesday 11-26-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about the overnight snowfall. The guys complained about the road conditions, wondering why the city doesn’t think L and Q Streets are ‘’main arteries’’, and gave the plow guys responsible for clearing those roads a bit of a hard time. Due to the white stuff, BW wasn’t in this morning because he had to plow. Trisha Meuret from Channel 7, TnT’s news bootie call, joined them this morning instead. Before she wrote the news, she stopped into the studio to say hi, which led to a discussion about a news story last night where Channel 7 told us all how to make sandwiches for homeless people. TnT asked Trisha about the idiotic story, which she defended because it’s her station, and then moved on.

The guys reset a story from yesterday’s show about a man who got on the intercom at the Council Bluffs Wal-Mart store and announced that his girlfriend, an employee there, had an abortion to cover up the fact that she was dating two guys. They read pieces from the newspaper article that was sent to them and continued their discussion of the story. TnT then moved on to talk about how Nebraska kicker Josh Brown was busted for DUI on Sunday morning at 1am. That conversation came up several times as the show moved on, with lengthier dialogue during Trav’s sports report.

The guys were out at Brewsky’s for Monday Night Football last night, where speed dating with Midget Brian took place. The guys left a little earlier than MB but had heard that he didn’t get any phone numbers from the ladies who sat with him all evening. Later in the show, Midget Brian phoned in to talk about the dating that took place. For the most part, he enjoyed the company of all the ladies. He explained to TnT that it was a bit difficult to get the phone numbers of people he liked because some of them had come to the dating table with a group of friends. TnT, though, felt that Midget Brian was just being way too picky in his selection of the ladies. After that, Midget Brian told the guys about a table near him in which a couple of catty ladies were sitting. He said they were making faces and being rather rude, wondering aloud why TnT were having the speed dating with Midget Brian to begin with. He seemed quite bummed out, as did TnT after hearing how the wenches were acting. We’re liable to get an update on Midget Brian’s dating life soon so stick around.

Trisha came in with the news today and gave us some further details on the irony regarding the implosion accident Saturday morning. She then talked with the guys about sweeps week, which ends tonight, and told them about a story she’s doing regarding puppy mills. Trisha came across rather heartless in her description of the story, detailing that she’ll be showing toothless, eyeless, and faceless puppy dogs tonight and stating that she really doesn’t have any feelings towards dogs because she’s a farm girl. If you’ve got any heart at all, ‘’Seinfeld’’ is on at 10pm tonight. Trisha then told the guys about a recent jailhouse interview she did with the crank head who helped his friend commit suicide while in the pokey. Tyler asked her if anyone through jizz at her like in ‘’Silence of the Lambs’’. That grossed Trisha out but it was very funny.

Gene from the Brass Grille (1207 Harney) stopped up today and hung out with the guys for a bit. During TnT’s conversation with Midget Brian, Brian said something about one of the girls having a lingering ex-boyfriend. Geno hilariously said to MB, ‘’You could just be her little something on the side.’’ Later, Geno spent some time talking about turkey preparation for your holiday meals. Somehow the topic of turkey frying came up, which Geno seemed to despise. The gang discussed turkey frying and pondered why anyone would want to do such a thing. Some phone calls came in regarding boiling turkeys in hot oil, but they were mostly booger eating morons. The conversation then took at turn and the gang discussed stuffing, which seemed quite impossible to cook inside a turkey when one fries it. The many references to ‘’stuffing’’ and ‘’breasts’’ made Tyler hungry and horny at the same time. This seems to be a trend with Tyler, I think. Brad from Joe’s café, look out when you bring him his next Tuesday morning omelet!

Trav came in with the sports report a little later in the show. There was lots of talk about Josh Brown and what might happen to him. The gang also discussed some football rumors as detailed on the web site Footballscoop.com. Keep in mind that Trav will be doing his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary on Channel 3 tonight at 10pm. If you miss it, he’ll redo it for the Todd and Tyler audience tomorrow so make sure to tune in.

Before Trav left, he mentioned that a boy in her daughter’s school wants to take her to the movies. Trav said that he doesn’t like the idea of letting his first grader go on a date, even with adult supervision, because it might set a bad precedence for down the road. Because Geno and Todd also have daughters who will eventually reach the dating age, as will Tyler in just a few more weeks, the gang spent some time talking about dating. They all pondered how they will deal with it when the time comes for their daughters to car date, some worrying that karma from their days as serial non-monogamous chick magnates might finally be coming back to bite them in the asses.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning with a commentary on turkeys for the holiday season. His rant seemed to focus mostly on the anti-turkey-eating freaks out there, with the obligatory Janet Reno reference tossed in completely out of the blue just for good measure. Larry will check in one more time this week so tune in tomorrow.

BW phoned in from the plow this morning. He talked with the guys about pushing snow around and eventually got off on a rather racist rant when the guys mentioned that they want a black guy to speed date Brian’s female cousin next week at Brewsky’s. After BW’s comments, TnT seemed to have had enough of him for the day and went back to talking with BW’s replacement, Trisha. Brian may be returning tomorrow, but that all depends on the weather, I suppose.

Trisha’s family owns a turkey farm somewhere north of here and because of the turkey talk with Geno, the conversation extended when she returned for the e-news. TnT phoned Trisha’s mother, Holly, and talked about their turkey farm business. Although she seemed hesitant to detail exactly how many turkeys they have on their farm right now, the number 100,000 seemed to strike a cord. Holly was very cool with TnT and didn’t seem to mind all that much when the guys asked her how to artificially inseminate a fat turkey, although Trisha freaked out.

The guys got a phone call from a listener who wanted to do a little phone speed dating with Trisha today. He said he had met her once when she was doing a tornado story and dug her. Well, TnT asked him a bunch of questions about himself, looking out for Trisha, and eventually got to the ‘’When is the last time you’ve had sex?’’ question. When he said, ‘’Last night’’, that seemed to put an end to the conversation. TnT didn’t think the idea of their buddy Trisha getting hooked up with a guy who has an on-the-side bang buddy would be the start to a very healthy relationship.

Trisha delivered the e-news towards the end of today’s show. During that time, the gang discussed the latest Bond movie, which Todd’s kids went to see while he watched the new ‘’Harry Potter’’ flick. A caller checked in to discuss the movie, more specifically Hally Berry. The gang then got into a discussion of the porn industry, which has recently reported 5-year gains in profit as a whole. While they were on the subject of the porn world, they mentioned Dr. John and how he could be spending a bit of time behind bars. They then joked about how the sister-in-law of Omaha’s own city prosecutor Marty Convoy, who tried to put Dr. John away here, has her very own adult web site located at http://www.mariasfantasyland.com.

Well, that’s it for the update today. Keep in mind that tomorrow will be the last Todd and Tyler show of the week because of the Thanksgiving holiday. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am as they draw their week to a close. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-