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Monday 12-9-02

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by mentioning that Roger Van has been caught near Las Vegas. They held off on offering up any details until BW came in with the news report, but they did mention their surprise that the story was buried on page 3 of this weekend’s World Herald. From there, TnT spent some time talking about their weekends. From the sounds of it, the guys didn’t do a whole lot. Tyler make a trip to the Walgreens for baby nose drops and also had a wonderful experience at the Target, as he tried to save $40 on his purchases by signing up for a store credit card. After the time he put into obtaining the store card, he had second thoughts about whether or not his time was worth the $40 he saved. Todd’s weekend was equally uneventful, with the only exception being his trip to Nebraska Furniture Mart. He was quite amused at the ‘’vehicular jousting’’ taking place as parking space vultures battled it out for turf. Jeremy attempted a trip to the Best Buy for some blank CDs but opted to scrap the idea after seeing how long the checkout lines were. And BW’s weekend? ‘’Noth’n.’’

Before BW began his newscast, he told TnT a story about how he might have been responsible for getting Bone Pecker fired from their upcoming gig at a bar on Cass Street. He described the scenario but left me a bit confused on the whole thing. From what I can gather, BW said something to the owner and the owner decided that because Bone Pecker was bringing in a lot of people, the owner didn’t want to have them there for their next scheduled gig.

After the Bone Pecker story, BW got into his newscast. As promised, TnT spent some time talking about the Roger Van details. As the story goes, Nevada police attempted to pull him over outside of Vegas for having fake plates. Roger then led them on an 80-mile chase, which concluded with him jumping out of the van he was driving and trying to make an on-foot getaway into the desert, leaving his two wiener dogs alone in the car. The cops got him and they’re sending him back to Wayne for an anal thrashing.

BW then did a story about the sentencing of a man whose reckless driving killed a guy who was walking out to his mailbox. The son of the deceased man phoned TnT and told them the sorted details about the punishment. The judge told the convicted man that he had to spend 3 days a year in jail. One of which was on the anniversary date of the incident, the other was on the deceased man’s birthday, and there was one other day I can’t remember. The judge also told him he had to carry around a picture of the man he killed which showed him when he was alive, as well as one of him on the autopsy table. The son of the man said that his family would be filing some sort of appeal because they never gave the judge permission to copy the photograph of his father picturing him when he was still alive. They didn’t like the idea of the man who killed their father having a photograph of him when he was alive. They didn’t, though, have a problem with the convicted guy having to carry the autopsy photo.

Also during the news, the gang got into a lengthy discussion about the incomes of rodeo people. No one seemed to be able to agree on what the normal income for the best rodeo guy in the world was. BW said the best guys probably make millions, while TnT pointed to stats that they’ve heard claiming that the best rodeo guy only makes about $90,000/year. Following that discussion, TnT talked about fat camps and a news story about Gigantor Baby, a 90-pound 1-year-old who, at this rate, will be a ton by the time he’s 20.

After the news, TnT spent some time talking about an HBO show that aired after the Sopranos last night. The show was called ‘’Cat House’’ and was a sort of sexual documentary on a Nevada brothel called the Bunny Ranch. The gang spent some time talking about the women on the show, as well as the men who visited during the filming of the program. They all seemed to get a kick out of the young man who was brought to the whorehouse by his mother. She claimed to have brought him there so he could get laid and his brothers would stop making fun of him. TnT also discussed the prices the women were charging for various activities and commented on one patron who paid $15,000 for two women. Many listeners checked in on the subject, too. One guy said he actually has been to that particular brothel, although he hasn’t been with any of the women featured on last night’s program. ‘’They’ve got a pretty high turn-around rate there.’’ Another caller checked in and said that his wife’s sister used to work as a maid/towel dispenser at that very brothel up until recently. TnT may try to get in touch with her later in the week.

Tonight at Brewsky’s during their Monday Night Football party, Todd and Tyler are going to be holding another round of speed dating. This time, a listener named Sherry is the focal point. Sherry joined TnT in studio this morning and spent quite a bit of time talking with the guys about her relationship history, the types of men she likes, things she does for fun, and more. Throughout the remainder of the program, men checked in to tell Sherry bout themselves and reserve a spot at the speed date table. Even some of Sherry’s friends and relatives checked in to confirm what TnT had said early in the show, Sherry’s a hottie. Make it a point to get out to Brewsky’s tonight for Todd and Tyler’s Monday Night Football party and if you’re a single man between 30 and 45, there might be a few ‘’straggler’’ spots left open for speed dating with Sherry.

Travis hobbled his way into the studio this morning for the sports report. He told TnT about a freak sleeping injury that is causing him some severe back pain. He also talked with TnT for a bit about how both he and his wife were virgins on their wedding night. I believe that tangent came up during the Cat House discussion earlier in the show. Travis, once again, attempted to convince us all of that old story but Todd and Tyler would have none of it. TnT pointed out to several stories Travis shared here and there in the past and used those tales as ammunition to shoot down Trav’s unbelievable claim of virginity. Their nuke was the old Trav’s wife saying to his buddy, now married to an old Trav fling, ‘’You’re the only one in the room who hasn’t slept with Travis.’’ Later, when Travis got around to the sports, he talked with TnT about doing Color on the Creighton game this weekend, discussed the Bowl schedules in college football, covered the Huskers and Old Miss, and filled us in on everything else that took place in the world of sports over the weekend.

BW returned later in the show with the entertainment report. There was talk of how hot Carly Simon is and her fascination with recording in a hotel room. TnT then pondered how long it takes to grow a wolf puss, spawned by an Angelina Jolie story. After Jeremy confirmed that she is ‘’neat’’, TnT brought in Jessica Dol to talk about wolf puss. According to her, the wolf puss grows pretty fast, usually within a couple of weeks. I nearly exploded when the guys asked her if when she grunted hard, the hair would poof out faster. A reference to a Play-Doh Fun Factory was then made, which sent me onto the floor with laughter. The gang then spent some time making fun of the impoverished Serbs, discussed the Obscure Dead Guy of the Day, covered the ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ segment, and played a few rounds of ‘’What was I watching?’’ with their listeners.

Tomorrow Judith Brandt will be joining the guys in studio. She’s got a book that’s basically the cheater’s handbook. TnT talked a bit about it late today but will delve into it much deeper tomorrow. The lawyers from Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck will be joining Todd and Tyler too. Make sure to get out to Brewsky’s tonight for the MNF party and speed dating with Sherry. Bring a new, unwrapped toy for Stuff the Chub and you’ll qualify for the Best Buy TV giveaway.

That’s it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin TnT tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-