Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 1-16-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about the snow. They mentioned that the roads were pretty bad and joked about how the city planner’s use of salt sure did a great job of melting away the ice. They wondered why, after nearly 3 months of no snow, the city didn’t use its stockpile of sand, salt and money to pay the plow people to get things cleared off. The guys also took a call from RJ of the Fish Heads’ wife. She told the guys that RJ hasn’t left the bed since their dodge ball game last week, obviously still in a bit of pain from the physical activity. He should, however, be ready to go tonight as the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars head to
Schuyler for the second match of the season.

Trisha Meuret from Channel 7 came in this morning to cover BW’s newscast, as Brian was out plowing snow. During the news, the gang discussed the missing Plattsmouth boy. Trisha’s been covering the case for Channel 7 and was able to offer up a few more details on the story than what has been covered in the news so far. TnT also spent some time talking about the Kewitt teacher who was busted for playing with little boys. The guy had some sort of penis growth measurement chart he was using to track the genitalia of the kids he was fooling around with but claimed he threw it away when he was asked by police. That led TnT to a discussion about measuring their own genitalia as curious kids.

Also during the news, Trisha got off on a tangent about a time when BW hit on her. The incident took place at a bar down in Lincoln on a Husker game day. Brian was uber hammered and tried to ask Trisha out for coffee sometime. He then said something about her hair, naturally curly, that went a little something like this. ‘’When your hair was straight, you were a 2. Now with the curls, you’re about an 8.’’ At the time, drunken Brian thought he was complimenting Trisha but as we can all see, he did anything but. BW phoned the show from the plow to defend himself but there was simply no recovery for what he said.

A little later, Trisha did a story about a boy who was found naked in a field by police. The boy’s mother’s boyfriend got pissed at the kid, shot a gun in between his legs (missing his junk), stripped him naked, tied him up, and then drove to a field and left him there. That story prompted TnT to spent some time discussing bad ‘’my momma’s boyfriend’’ stories. Todd didn’t have to endure such a situation with his parents, although he now finds himself a stepfather and can relate. Tyler’s parents weren’t ever divorced either but he did share a story about his dad’s second wife, a psycho. They opened up the phone lines and took some calls from listeners about bad momma’s boyfriends but the conversation didn’t last very long due to Todd and Tyler’s in studio guest.

Bobby Slaton from the Funny Bone joined TnT today. He spent some time talking about ‘’Mind of the Married Man’’, the HBO show he was on. Much to everyone’s disappointment, the show was just cancelled so the guys spent some time analyzing why. The gang then moved on to talk about the famous Jane Kennedy fisting video, which Bobby said he’d be sending a copy of to TnT. He also talked with the guys about tattoos, how Chinese babies look like pigeons, Jews in pro sports, and why there are no Asian comedians. As with any visit from Slaton, he was all over the board today making it quite difficult for me to document what was said.

Travis came in with a sports report a little later in the program. As you might imagine, Bobby Slaton put the wood to old Attaboy, a.k.a. the boy who doesn’t masturbate. He later gave Travis a hard time about his wife’s name, asking Trav if he had married a black girl after finding out her name. To Trav’s credit, he was able to handle Slaton quite well this morning and pointed out to all of the listeners that they actually get along in real life.

Craig Peters from the Funny Bone also stopped by the studio today and hung out with the guys for the remainder of the show. He’ll be opening for Slaton tonight and tomorrow night so if you’d like to see the pair, call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations.

Trisha returned towards the end of the show with today’s entertainment news. Before beginning, Trisha said, ‘’Where’s my special open?’’, referring to the introduction music that normally kicks off TnT’s news segments. Well, TnT took that phrase and ran with it, joined by Slaton and Peters. Her question even ended up on a hot button. As for the e-news, she read over a couple of stories, the gang shared some Gulf War memories, and Trisha did a ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ segment.

Trisha will be back for Brian tomorrow and Monday, as BW’s headed out of town. Todd and Tyler are going to Schuyler tonight for the second dodge ball game of the season. The doors open at 5:30pm for a Sloppy Joe and hotdog feed and the game gets underway at 7:30pm. Not a lot of love or smack came in from Schuyler about tonight’s game but I have no doubt that the gym will be packed. Get there early!

That’s it for today’s update. Bobby Slaton, Craig Peters, and Trisha will be back in studio tomorrow so make sure to tune in at 5:30am as TnT wrap up another week of stellar programming. Also keep in mind that you can catch this morning’s show tonight at 10pm as it airs for the 3^rd Shift Replay. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-