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Friday 1-24-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about the surprise snow that fell overnight. The weather guys blew it again as none of them, to TnT’s knowledge, called for it. With no warning, BW was surprised when he awoke and had to phone Trisha from Channel 7 to do today’s news and e-news segments for him while he plowed.

From there, TnT spent some time discussing the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars game in West Point last night. The third game of this season netted the TnT All Stars yet another victory, 6-1. TnT had to explain to a few people in West Point that just because they won one game of the 7, they didn’t beat the TnT All Stars. It’s a match, like in tennis. The guys mentioned that they had a great time in the small town and said that this trip was one of the only ones they’ve had in which they didn’t run into any assholes at all. TnT also took a moment to analyze the performance of each player on their team and awarded two scarlet ‘’N’’ wristbands made by Joe Blue House to the two worst performers. The ‘’N’’ stands for ‘’brings Nothing to the game’’. This week’s scarlet ‘’N’’ winners were Big Pussy and Midget Brian. Some other notable moments from last night included a catch by Black Tony and Joe Blue House ‘’had the game of his life.’’ Todd also blasted Midget Brian in the head at point blank range after Brian through a helium balloon to the opponents.

Trisha Meuret from Channel 7 joined TnT this morning with the news. There was some talk of the La Vista city counsel and their stance on gambling in the state. TnT also discussed at length an Amish-looking couple, Everett and Padilla, who recently visited Skutt high school to preach abstinence to the students. The guys had a field day with that topic; it was hilarious. From there, the guys gave their opinions on ugly babies that can be seen on anti-abortion billboards around town. Trisha then wrapped up today’s newscast by telling TnT about all the whores who graduated a year ahead of her at BFE High. The story was spawned from the abstinence preachers at Skutt. Evidentially, in a class of 46, ½ being women, there were 9 pregnancies in the grade above Trisha.

The subject of slutty high school kids carried over after the news, as the guys spent some time talking about a plethora of topics that really don’t fit into any particular category. You might say that TnT went off on tangent after tangent in between the news and sports report. They covered picky dating, the types of guys Trisha would date, educational period and testicular cancer films in elementary school, and buying feminine hygiene products. Also during this time, TnT phoned one of Trisha’s buddies to ask her if she would be willing to Super Bowl speed date on Sunday. Yes, Summer won’t be there. She’s sick. Trisha’s friend, Audria from Channel 7, said she couldn’t do it because she is going out of town.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning with a commentary based around his Super Bowl predictions; the most notable being that the fat Dixie Chick will eat three spectators. Larry also told TnT that he gave himself a blood blister on his throck after the toilet lid slid off the bowl during a recent #2 experience. ‘’It looks like a roll of dimes with a purple jelly bean on top.’’ We’ll get a progress report on Larry’s recovery as the swelling goes down so make sure to keep tuned in.

Trav came in with a sports report. The gang talked about Creighton’s loss for a bit and then spent some time discussing Nile Kinnick’s plane crash. They also had a lengthy conversation about the Fox show ‘’Man vs. Beast’’, which featured a guy foot racing a zebra, a bear eating hot dogs with a skinny Asian man, an orangutan playing tug-of-war with a Sumo wrestler, and 40 little people trying out pull an elephant while tugging a jetliner.

Billy, a.k.a. Buddy Holly, a.k.a. Trav’s alleged gay lover joined the guys in studio this morning for a bit. TnT welcomed him and then explained to the audience how the whole ‘’Trav and Buddy are gay’’ theme came about. Billy then performed a song he wrote called ‘’We’re Not Gay’’ to help amplify the fact that he and Trav aren’t railing each other. The best line in the song was, ‘’Trav’s throck’s bigger than a Cadillac.’’ By the way, you’ll still be able to catch the Buddy at the Bone show on Monday and Tuesday of this week. Phone the Bone at 493-8036 for information or reservations.

Also during Billy’s visit to the show, TnT phoned a mutual friend of his and Travis named Debbie. She’s a hair designer, possibly one who has waxed Trav’s back in the past. TnT asked her if she would be willing to speed date on Super Bowl Sunday and she said she would. The guys then had Travis describe Debbie to the audience and spent some time finding out more details of who Debbie is. She seemed really cool so if you’d like to speed date her at Brewsky’s on Super Bowl Sunday, you should probably get there pretty early and get your name on the list.

Kirk Noland from the Funny Bone rejoined the guys this morning. When he arrived, he told TnT he had written his own song for Travis and Billy’s love affair in the car while on his way to the radio station. Buddy Holly got on the guitar and played the same tune as Kirk sang his lyrics, which were quite funny. Kirk then spent the remainder of the show hanging out and joining in on the topics of the day. Call 493-8036 to get tickets to see him this weekend. Todd and Tyler both seemed to enjoy his show and they’re sure you will, too.

Frank Remar, the photographer who took TnT’s calendar photos, stopped by the studio late in the show. He told TnT that he is working on a new submission for ‘’Maxim’’ and he’s going to be submitting some photos to ‘’Easy Rider’’ magazine in the near future. Currently he’s looking for a hottie who would like to pose for the topless mag. If you’re interested, or know someone who is, all of Frank’s contact information is available on his web site at Frank Remar Photography.

Trisha returned late in the show with today’s e-news segment. The guys talked about the death of Nell Carter, what we can expect to see in terms of commercials during the Super Bowl, and the gang had a really creepy conversation about what sexy teenage girls we should all be keeping our eyes on as future legal-aged hotties.

Well, that’s the update. Make sure you join TnT out at Brewsky’s on Sunday for their big Super Bowl party. It should be an awesome time. The guys will be back on Monday at 5:30am for their Super Bowl review show so please join them. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-