Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 1-28-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by pondering whether or not foreigners can have speech impediments, a thought spawned after Todd saw an Iraqi lady having trouble with her English ‘’Rs’’ on the news. They then spent a moment touching on tonight’s ‘’State of the Union’’ address the President is supposed to give. They sounded uninterested in the speech because old GW doesn’t plan on talking about his war plans. The gang then moved on to talk about how the weathermen in town blew it yet again. There was supposed to be a 3am ice storm, which prompted BW to be out and about in the wee hours of the night, but the ice never came. TnT also mentioned early that Trav’s ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary last night kind of sucked. Having had two weeks to prepare something, TnT felt Trav should have been able to come up with something better than he did.

While discussing the State of the Union address, the guys got on the subject of movies. Because the President doesn’t plan to tell us anything other than ‘’the economy sucks’’, TnT both seemed to think that they might watch a movie tonight. ‘’Leaving Las Vegas’’ was mentioned, as BW had just brought the DVD into work, so the guys spent some time talking about that excellent film. They then talked about how they normally don’t bother to rent movies anymore. They’re cheap enough to buy on DVD that if you’re going to pay $5 to rent it plus who knows how much in late charges, you might as well drop the $15 and make it yours forever.

BW sounded horrible when he came in to deliver the news this morning. As mentioned earlier, he said that he had been up for 4 hours already because he had to put down salt for the 3am ice storm that never arrived. That, topped with the cold he’s been getting, made him sound terrible today. Like a champ, though, BW struggled through and was able to deliver the stories of the day. Such stories included talk of shooting kitty cats out of trees, a Spaniard with a large hook stuck in his chest at a meat packing plant, power lines blowing one’s arms off, making fat kids cry at Wal-Mart, and there was a wonderfully heartwarming story about a 70-something-year-old lady who owned 500 dogs, all sick, some dead.

After the news, TnT got a call from Susie, the principal of the Sidney school. She spent some time talking with the guys about tomorrow night’s dodge ball game in her town. Susie said that the proceeds for the event will go to help build a new sports complex for the kids. So far, over 600 advance tickets have been sold, leaving just 250 available at the door for the dodge ball game and chili-n-pie feed leading up to it.

A while ago, TnT gave away a trip to the Super Bowl to a winner named Amy. She phoned in this morning to thank the guys for the trip and fill them in on the festivities. Amy told them all about her trip, even alluding to humping in the handicapped sit-down shower, and shared her experience at the game.

Todd and Tyler were joined by the director, producer, and two actors of a new play called ‘’Spooge’’, which is being performed at the Shelter Belt Theater beginning this weekend. The play, sexual in nature, contains somewhere around 20 monologues. The female actors who came into the studio, Beth and Erica, performed two of them. Beth took on the persona of the girl next door and read a piece from the play that centered on a woman’s response to a personal ad. Following her performance, which included the phrases ‘’ass pounding’’ and ‘’butt f-bombing’’, TnT phoned Beth’s mother to get her reaction to her daughter’s performance. Beth’s mom, although a little embarrassed, seemed proud of her daughter.

Following TnT’s chat with Beth’s mom, Erica took on the persona of Cathy Clitoris and performed a sexual education-related monologue from the play. It, too, made TnT pretty horny. A bit later, Don, the director of the play, read a piece entitled ‘’Vagina Man’’, a superhero take-off on the pie. After that, BW read over a line or two and even John the engineer for the station read a bit from the ‘’Vagina Man’’ monologue. It was hilarious. If you would like to see this show, just give the theater a call at 341-2757 and they’ll get you set up with tickets to the upcoming performances. It should be rather interesting, and quite hot, so give’em a buzz and do something besides go out to eat this weekend.

Travis came in with the sports report a bit later in the show. There was a lot of talk about the Husker’s coaching staff and their salaries this morning before Travis dove into his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’. The topics he covered today included: Creighton’s success has helped ease the pain of a 7-7 Husker season, who cares if that high school kid is driving a new Hummer, the Super Bowl sucked ass, and Canadians shouldn’t sing ‘’God Bless America’’. If you would like to leave him some feedback, leave him a voice mail at 593-2706 or send him an e-mail at travis@km3news.com or travis@z92.com.

Todd and Tyler spoke to one of their favorite comedians this morning, Uncle Lar. He’ll be appearing at the Funny Bone this weekend. The gang played a little catch-up, talked about pedophilia for a bit, and Uncle Lar tossed out a ‘’tip’’ or two ‘’from your Uncle Lar’’ for us all. He’ll be joining TnT in studio on Friday so make sure you don’t miss that. You can also make reservations to see him at the Bone by phoning 493-8036.

Recently, TnT unknowingly had a conversation with a phone sex operator who later e-mailed them and explained what her profession is. The guys, intrigued as you might imagine, tried to get in contact with the phone sex lady, Laurie. While they did so, they received a call from another lady who said that she used to have a roommate who did the phone sex thing from their place. She shared some details of the phone sex industry with TnT, dodging the question as to whether or not she had picked up the line and talked dirty on her friend’s behalf. After that call, TnT were able to get a hold of Laurie and she shared even more intimate details of the phone sex world.

Following their talk with the phone sex lady, TnT had Brian call and leave a voice mail at a phone sex employment company they found on the web. BW, who’s voice already sounded rough and rugged due to his cold, went temporarily homo and left them an audition for gay male phone sex operator. The guys will hear back from the phone sex company within 48-hours if they like the way BW sounds.

BW returned later in the show with today’s e-news segment. During that time, TnT discussed ‘’American Idol’’ and ‘’Joe Millionaire’’, ‘’Jeopardy’’ ties with Nebraskans, and a few other things that absolutely bored the hell out of Todd and Tyler. BW tried to pick things up a bit by telling TnT a list of things that kids born after 1983 have always had or have never known, as reported by some sort of research company, but that didn’t hold their interest either until they got on the subject of IBM Selectra typewriters. On that subject, the guys spent quite a bit of time talking back and forth about the old machines.

Before wrapping up today’s show, Todd and Tyler played a voice mail that was left for them overnight. The message came from a really pissed off listener that was mad at Z-92 for not playing enough Kingdom Come, mad at Todd and Tyler for talking, and mad at the radio station for having a Spanish speaking station on the air. The guy went on for more than 3 minutes not making much sense, having to be bleeped out repeatedly, and making all sorts of racial slams against our friends from Mexico. After playing us the call, TnT spent some time talking about it and opened up their phone lines for listeners to share their thoughts on the guy. During that time, the guy called Jeremy and made some threats to not only Jeremy, but also Todd and Tyler. From the sounds of it, we may be hearing an arrest tale from TnT when they hit the airwaves tomorrow at 5:30. I’m sure they’ll replay the audio clip of the guy’s original call, too, so make sure to tune in early.

Well, that’s it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of today’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys at 5:30am for the Tuesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-