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Tuesday 2-4-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about yesterday’s snow. They were, again, disappointed in the road conditions following the snowfall but pointed out that they realize it’s not the city employee’s fault the roads weren’t taken care of quicker, it’s the city itself for trying to save money. Brian, who was out all night plowing, was found on the couch in the office when Tyler got to work. Instead of heading home after his blowing shift, BW decided it would be better for him just to come to work and catch a nap on the couch. The gang then spent some more time discussing the recent trend of the KM3 news to go to a local advertiser, Nebraska Furniture Mart, for ‘’man on the street’’ interviews after various events. TnT once again stated that it’s clear the TV stations are sucking up to advertisers when they do such things no matter how much Trav disputes it.

Also early in the show, Tyler talked about taking his baby to the doctor yesterday for her first shots. It was heart wrenching for him, as the needles used for the shots looked enormous due to their relative size against the baby. The gang then moved on to scold some of their Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Star teammates for being dirty old men and checking out all of the hot 15-year-olds that come to their dodge ball events.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the program. One story seemed to highlight the entire newscast and, for the most part, a majority of the rest of the show. The story was of a 30-year-old father here in town who was arrested for showing his 9-year-old daughter his junk and then peeing on her. TnT agreed that the story was absolutely horrible but they did get a kick out of discussing it all morning long. In fact, BW reread the same story later in the newscast and again during the e-news segment.

After a story about a Mechanicsburg man who was arrested for 200+ accounts of harassment, Todd and Tyler phoned Tyler’s dad in PA. Ed said he didn’t know the guy but gave a bit more details on the sorted story. The man would use the paper to find the names of grieving women who had been in accidents or had recently lost loved ones. He would then call them pretending to be a family friend and offer up some emotional support for the lady in her time of need. Then, at some point in his phone calls, he would turn into a dirty talking sex fiend and get all nasty on the poor ladies. Ed said he would check down ‘’at the club’’ with some of his buddies and see if he knows anyone who knows the guy from the news story.

Kelly and Matt from Cohen,Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck stopped in this morning and spent a couple of ours with Todd and Tyler. The gang discussed an article from the paper that centered on how much people should or should not be paying for wedding rings. With all of the divorces they have seen, TnT wanted the lawyer’s perspectives on the whole wedding ring price concept. They suggested not buying anything too expensive, as the price is always marked up and the man never gets the ring back after a divorce.

Before they started taking calls, TnT mentioned that they wanted to focus today’s questions on people who might be contemplating a divorce and are looking for advice. They received a few of those calls, which were rather interesting, but for the most part all of today’s callers had similar questions to everyone else who checks in on a lawyer day. The gang took calls on custody and child support, they talked about a most-wanted momma’s unscheduled visits, some lady was married to a California pirate and now wants to sue him for his boat, and after a ton of redneck callers in a row, Todd and Tyler started advising them all to try butt sex from now on, as to avoid the possibility of making more rednecks. It was yet another stellar day with the guys from Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck. If you’d like to get in contact with them, visit their web site at FATHERSRIGHTSLAW.COM or phone them at 345-7600.

Travis came in with the sports report a little later in the show. During his time with TnT, someone said, ‘’Trav’s wife is better in the sack than Mother Theresa’’. I don’t know who to credit that line to but when I heard it, I laughed heartily. Travis also spent some time picking out new wardrobe pieces from the gay magazine ‘’International Male’’. When he got around to sports, he did his ‘’For What It’ Worth’’ segment which basically said: Former Husker basketball coach Danny Nee kind of sucks, who cares about the new Husker football recruits, and people should quit bitching to the mayor about the fish throwing guy at the UNO hockey games. If you’d like to comment, you can e-mail Attaboy at travis@km3news.com or travis@z92.com or you can leave him an angry voice mail at 593-2706.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Walton Goggins of FX’s ‘’The Shield’’ this morning. They began the interview by asking him how the show came about and how he landed the roll as Shane. They then moved on to discuss the types of things they’ve been able to get away with on the show, some surprising for non- premium cable, and talked about some of the similarities and differences between ‘’The Shield’’ and ‘’NYPD Blue’’. Walton also shared a couple of funny stories about fans, some freaks, and how the show has impacted his public persona as well as discussing the LAPD’s response to the show. He said most of the every day cops love the program but it makes some o the higher-ups freak out a bit. Walton was a great interview and really seemed to enjoy talking to Todd and Tyler, so much so that he was comfortable enough with the guys to drop the BS bomb (it was hilarious). Check your local listings for ‘’The Shield’’ on FX. I believe it airs tonight.

Colleen from the Funny Bone stopped in today with Billy, a.k.a. Buddy Holly from the Buddy at the Bone show. Colleen just returned from the Stones show in Phoenix and told the guys that she’s pissed at James the Giant Vacation for not allowing her to go backstage to meet the Stones and taking the opportunity for himself. She also mentioned she ran into old news babe Lisa Volenec (*wave to Lisa*) and her sister while the two were getting plastered in a bar. Buddy Holly then told the guys about his recent dinner over at Trav’s house and performed a brand new Trav’s gay song for TnT. It was easily as good, if not better, than his first one. By the way, you can catch the Buddy at the Bone show tonight, tomorrow night, and a bunch of other times over the next few weeks. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for information and reservations.

BW returned late in the show with this morning’s e-news segment. During this time, Todd and Tyler repeatedly read a story about former Husker Ahman Green who was busted for a drive-off after a property-damaging car accident somewhere up north. Evidentially, Ahman demanded that Channel 3 retract the news story after they did it on the air. TnT thought it would be fun to get Ahman to give them a buzz and demand that they retract the story, too, so they read it about 5 times during the last hour of their show. Also during the e-news, BW reread the peeing on the 9-year-old story, he did some celebrity birthdays, and he read a list of 10 possible new slogans for Viagra.

Well, that does it for the update today. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for another show. There will be lots of talk about tomorrow night’s dodge ball game in Logan Magnolia so don’t miss it. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-