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Thursday 2-6-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about last night’s trip to Logan Magnolia for their dodge ball game. Before heading to the school, TnT’s team swung into a local pub, Doc’s, and had a drink or two. While there, the bartender showed the gang her cans about 8 times. After that, The Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars were ready for their game and ended up winning 4-2. The guys said that there were an awful lot of crotch shots last night, including Tyler taking one to the sack and Wex getting pounded in the pud. But for the most part, everyone they met last night was cool. There were a few teachers on the opposing team, though, that crossed the line from being competitive to being dicks. Speaking of dicks, yet another dodge ball related theft took place last night. A punk-ass kid stole a magnetic Z-92 sign off the side of the big limo. The driver was unable to catch the kid so this morning TnT offered up prizes to anyone who turns the kid in.

TnT awarded their Weak-ass Bitch wristbands to James the Giant Peach and Black Tony for their pitiful performances last night. Later in the show, Peach came into the studio to accept his wristband and didn’t even bother trying to defend his performance last night. Wex, too, came in and talked about last night’s game, missing his chance to catch the bartender’s boobs being flashed, and getting hit in the nuts by a flying dodge ball.

Also early in todays show, Todd and Tyler played yet another phone call of the angry Kingdom Come fan, Ivan. He phoned Jessica Dol again yesterday afternoon and continued his racist rants about Journal’s Spanish-speaking station. After he rambled on for several minutes, Todd and Tyler spent some time further analyzing the racist comments made by Ivan the Kingdom Come lover. They also took some phone calls from listeners who wanted to pound him.

During those calls, though, a 17-year-old Council Bluffs girl named Nicole phoned TnT and basically agreed with every racist statement Ivan said. TnT were floored and tried to figure out where a 17-year-old would learn to hate and discriminate. Nicole told TnT that everyone in her family believes the same things she does, that if you live in the US you should speak English. The guys attempted to reason with her but it was clear that the damage has been done. After her call, the phone lines lit up and countless listeners phoned in to verbally destroy Nicole.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. During that time, TnT discussed a 74-year-old man taking photographs of hot teenage cheerleaders at local high schools, there was a bit more Columbia talk, BW reported on some hit-and-run follow-ups, and he wrapped up the news segment with yet another kicker story with absolutely no redeeming value at all, a tale of a Japanese father who snuck into a hospital and killed his daughter just before killing himself.

After the news, Todd and Tyler continued discussing the racist comments made by Ivan and Nicole earlier in the show. The phone lines continued to light up with callers who disagreed with the pair. Later, Jessica Dol came into the studio to talk about the phone call she recorded with Ivan yesterday.

Mark Baker from Personalized songs - the ultimate unique gift for the special occasions and special people in your life. phoned TnT this morning to remind everyone that Valentine’s Day is coming up. As a special for Todd and Tyler, he created a love song for them featuring what they believed Mike Florea’s cellmate might sing to him. TnT played the tune, which was hilarious, and said that they’d probably be playing it again quite a few times over the next few days. If you missed it today, stay tuned. By the way, if you’d like to order your own personalized love song on cassette ($40) or CD ($50), visit Mark’s web site or phone Gift Songs at 1-800-725-SONG.

Travis came in a bit later with this morning’s sports report. Before he began, he had a lengthy conversation with TnT about a KM3 news story that aired recently involving a professional burglar. From the sounds of it, the professional burglar spent time behind bars and when he got out, he turned into a burglary consultant that goes around showing TV stations how burglars work. Although it was not confirmed, TnT had heard reports that the house featured in the piece on KM3 might have been that of their old boss. They were amused by the fact that they might have caught a glimpse of their old boss’s wife’s underwear drawer on TV as the burglar expert rummaged through their drawers during the news story.

When Trav finally got around to sports, there was talk of Bobby Night getting his 800^th win against the Huskers and some discussion about Tiger Woods’ crappy golf equipment. By the way, Tyler farted throughout the sportscast and nearly killed everyone except for Todd. Todd, oddly, said Tyler’s farts don’t bother him anymore. Tyler tried to blame the Roman Coin pizza he had eaten earlier in the show but BW viciously disagreed with Tyler claiming the pizza had caused his noxious odor.

With all the discussion of racism and speaking Spanish in the US, TnT brought in a sales guy for their Spanish-speaking station, Fernando. He talked with the guys about being bi-lingual and then taught TnT some dirty words in Spanish. Listeners checked in during Fernando’s visit as well and continued sharing their thoughts on the racist comments made by Ivan and Nicole from earlier in the show.

Towards the end of today’ show, BW came in with the entertainment news. Before he began, TnT took a call from a furniture delivery guy who was waiting at BW’s house. They put him on the air and we found out that Brian was having some furniture dropped off today. His neighbors were supposed to go over and let the delivery guys in but they hadn’t arrived yet. Later, the delivery guy called back and said he had finished dropping off the furniture yet after he described what was delivered, BW became suspicious that what was dropped off was not what he ordered. TnT were a little less than pleased at BW conducing personal business during the show so they scolded him and called his new furniture gay.

As the e-news continued, we learned that the Doors aren’t the Doors without Jim and that BLT pizzas taste just like BLT sandwiches, both gripping newsflashes from Brian. BW also read over a list of funny slogans found on billboards, did the celebrity birthday segment, and read a ‘’Ranked’’ list of the top 10 worst movie sequels of all time. The bad movies led to quite a few phone calls from listeners that offered up other suggestions for alternate bad movies that could have also appeared on the list.

Well, that does it for the Thursday update. Due to a move tomorrow, there probably won’t be a written update of the Friday show. I plan to be in and out all morning long so I’m not sure how much of the Todd and Tyler show I’ll get to hear. You, on the other hand, should tune in from 5:30am to 10am and catch the entire program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-