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Monday 2-10-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about their weekends. Todd went out to the Red Eye on Friday night to see the Fish Heads play. A couple of KM3 people showed up at the show later in the evening and when BW arrived the Fish Heads tried to coax Megan, the waitress that blew off BW last week, to phone the news chick. Todd also shared a story about something the wife of Joe from Blue House said. She was a bit drunk and during a sexual conversation, she basically told Midget Brian that he needs to insert a finger in a lady’s bung when he’s eating el’pie. Todd took her suggestion as one of those sideways ‘’I wish my man would do this to me’’ types of comments. The gang waited for a call from Joe to explain what his wife said but Joe didn’t check in early in the show as he normally does.

The guys also went to their company holiday party over the weekend so they spent some time talking about that. Jeremy missed it because he was sick but BW showed up with a hot date, ‘’just a friend’’. TnT asked BW if that friendship might go anywhere but Brian said he didn’t know. The guys also talked about whether or not anyone at the holiday party sucked face, as tends to happen when a bunch of people who work together get all liquored up but from the sounds of it, nobody did. They were quite disappointed. Later in the show, though, their boss Wex came in and told the guys that they had missed out on a 7-foot tall lady doing the splits for everyone.

BW read over today’s newscast a bit later in the show. One of the best stories of the morning was about the city elections commissioner and a city councilman who got in trouble for allegedly playing ‘’grab ass’’ at a Red Robin restaurant with a teenage girl that was dressed in the restaurant’s mascot outfit. BW reported that the guys in question, Pat McPherson and Chuck Sigerson, both denounced the claims. As you might imagine, TnT took the story and ran with it all morning long, taking time out to analyze the asses of various other mascots for a bit.

Also during the news, the gang discussed a lady who used a gun to call for help when her apartment caught on fire. Evidentially, she can’t afford a phone but she’s got lots of cash lying around for ammo. BW did a story on an elephant that fell over and the gang spent some time talking about various ‘’tard’’ movies and ‘’tarding up’’ hot chicks to play such rolls.

Towards the end of the newscast, TnT phoned Trisha from Channel 7 and asked her about the story she did involving the 74-year-old guy who got in trouble for taking photos of cheerleaders at local high school sporting events. She filled TnT in on the situation and agreed with the guys that the old man really didn’t do anything wrong. The schools just assumed he was a pervert and that’s why they kicked him out of the events. Later, TnT spoke to Tim Butz from the Nebraska ACLU about the situation. Tim, too, agreed with TnT and said the man broke no laws. He said the ACLU may look into the matter but it kind of depends on whether or not the 74-year-old man wants to fight it. I’m sure we’ll get further reports as the story progresses. Before ending his call, Tim told TnT about his current project. He’s working on that case where the guy went undercover with the help of a local TV station and went around to various police stations asking how he can file a complaint against an officer. The Sarpy County police went allegedly nuts on the guy and the ACLU has taken up his case against them.

With the talk of the 74-year-old photographer’s alleged creepiness, Todd and Tyler fielded a phone call from a dancer from Council Bluffs this morning. She told the guys about a guy the dancers call ‘’Creepy Doug’’ that does the same sort of thing the 74-year-old man supposedly does. Creepy Doug, harmless by her account, hangs out outside the club and as the ladies leave to go home after their shifts, he takes photos of them. Then the guy goes around showing off the photos and telling everyone that he used to date each of the strippers. The guys seemed to enjoy the story.

TnT spoke to Dean Wysocki from Fox 42. They had heard a report last week that Dean had yet to stop into Brewsky’s and pay off his $20 bill from the Super Bowl party. When they got Dean on the air this morning, he dropped the ‘’BS’’ bomb and said that he had indeed paid up.

Travis came in with the sports report a bit later in the show. During his report, there was a lot of NBA talk and discussion about how the league has turned into just a bunch of thug millionaires. The gang also had a lengthy discussion about the game of Cricket, which no one seemed to understand. Also during the sports, while Trav was discussing Creighton, Lester came in studio and talked with the guys briefly about he and BW’s upcoming blind date to the Creighton game this Wednesday. So far, the guys haven’t been able to get in touch with any of the ladies who offered up themselves for the blind dates. That may or may not have contributed to Lester’s heavy push this morning for more hotties to phone in and offer themselves up for the BW/Lester double blind date to the Creighton game contest.

The guys took a phone call from Doc, the guy who runs Doc’s bar up in the Logan area. TnT’s dodge ball team stopped in for a drink before their game against Lo-Mag last week and allegedly someone said that someone there flashed someone, allegedly. The Logan police were pissed about the alleged flashing and went to Doc’s to find out the story. Doc told the police that he didn’t see any flashing, something TnT agreed with this morning, so even though there are no witnesses to the alleged flashing incident that probably didn’t occur, Doc told the guys he’s got to go to court on the 24^th to face misdemeanor charges for the alleged flashing. I’m sure we’ll get a full report on what occurs in the near future so stay tuned, allegedly.

Late in the show, TnT finally got a call from Joe of Blue House. Todd retold the story about what Joe’s wife had said to Midget Brian over the weekend while everyone was out at the Fish Head’s show. The guys then asked Joe if he took what she said as a hint as well but Joe didn’t seem willing to say much about it. In fact, Joe went the opposite way with it and said that he and his wife are ‘’taking things slow’’ and after they ‘’get passed the kissing stage’’ after their 1-year anniversary, he’ll ‘’see where things will go’’. It was pretty funny and you could tell that both Todd and Tyler loved hearing, literally hearing Joe’s face turn bright red over the phone.

BW returned late in today’s show with the entertainment report. There was some talk of Michael Jackson’s freakiness, the guys discussed Larry King’s crappy, old, out-of-date guests, they covered how hot Faith Hill is and how Tug McGraw is a bastard. BW then read over a Ranked list of the top 25 toughest stars in Hollywood. As they went through the list, it was clear that it was nothing but a huge piece of crap. The gang disagreed with nearly everyone on the list and spent some time pointing out the obvious omissions to it. BW then read over his own list of the top 10 depressing films he likes. As it turns out, Brian’s list was just a bunch of movies that he watched over the weekend. That particular list led to a discussion about the quality of the movie, ‘’Edward Sissorhands’’.

Well, that’s it for the Monday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’ show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-