Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 2-11-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing a comment Jim Rose made, a local AM news radio guy, while interviewing Chuck regarding the alleged Red Robin mascot fondling incident that made the news yesterday. He said something about how ‘’the juvenile guys over at Z-92’’ would be having a ‘’hay day’’ with the Red Robin story. He was right but TnT were pissed that the guy wouldn’t even bother to mention their names on his show. They called him a pussy, I believe, but I could be wrong because I was laughing pretty hard at the time. Anyway, after that, the guys moved on to talk about a casino proposal presentation in Lincoln yesterday where a handful of old people showed up to anti the thing, leaving the presenter, the owner of the Venetian in Vegas, with the impression that everyone in this state is a neck.

With the double blind date with BW and Lester coming up tomorrow, TnT took a few moments and tried to get in touch with the girls who volunteered to date the two guys earlier. They first got in touch with the 21-year-olds, Jen and her roommate. When TnT got them on the phone, they switched to dirty old man mode (much to the delight of every male in the listening area) and they were able to get the two girls to describe how they were dressed. One was wearing just boxers and a t-shirt while the other said she sleeps naked. Unfortunately for BW, the two couldn't commit to the date on Wednesday because one of them had to work. Unfortunately once again, the two young ladies didn’t seem up on the idea of crawling into bed together for a cuddle after hanging up with Todd and Tyler, as they suggested at the end of their conversation.

Later in the show, TnT got in touch with Kerrie and her cousin, the two 26-year-olds. Those two were confirmed as the official daters of BW and Lester for Wednesday. In order to find out how much fun the two might be able to have with their blind dates, TnT asked Kerrie and her cousin whether or not they would sleep with anyone on the first date. Kerrie told TnT that she has in the past and it just depends on the situation. To Todd and Tyler, it sounded like if Kerrie or her cousin don't end up banging BW or Lester, at one point in the evening the ladies would have had to make a conscious decision not to sleep with the guys. The possibility of that conscious decision made TnT both giggle. If BW and Lester don’t score, it’ll be clear that they just suck at humping chicks.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. During the news, TnT discussed whether or not fat chicks sleep naked, shaking babies, and some more talk about the casino guy who was recently in Lincoln. The gang also talked quite a bit about a story of a sweat lodge somewhere in a neighborhood around 116^th and Harrison Street. They wondered what a sweat lodge is for, knowing of course that it’s somehow related to the Native Americans. They took a few phone calls from listeners who filled them in on the sweat lodge stuff.

Rozz joined the guys in studio this morning for a bit. She told them that she raised more than $61,000 for various charities during the Harley give-aways that took place over the summer. She also said she plans to do another giveaway this summer, just one bike, and it will culminate sometime in September. Rozz also brought the guys a signed photo of porn star John Holmes. She met the huge throcked man at some sort of consumer electronics convention back in the late 60’s where John and his hog appeared to show off the new videotape porn technology.

To kill a little time this morning, Todd and Tyler fired up the love song created by the guys over at giftsongs.com for Mike Florea and his prison lover. We’ll probably hear the comedy song again on Valentine’s Day so if you missed it, stay tuned in for the rest of the week.

Travis came in with the sports report this morning. He talked with TnT about eating over at the Red Robin yesterday; no mascot was seen nor fondled. He then went on to do his sports report and his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ from last night’s 10pm KM3 newscast. He covered how the NBA’s 7-round playoff expansion sucks, college players shouldn’t get paid, and the creepy 74-year-old cheerleader photographing guy didn’t break any laws and should be let back into the games. Travis also told TnT that Travia is coming back to KM3 news, information about it can be obtained at the KM3 web site at Action 3 News - KMTV-TV, The CBS Affiliate in Omaha, Nebraska | Home. By the way, if you’d like to leave Travis some feedback on FWIW, you can phone him at 593-2706 or send him an e-mail at travis@km3news.com or travis@z92.com.

Todd and Tyler made an announcement today that is bound to knock the socks off of Ivan, the angry Kingdom Come fan. On Thursday morning at 7:30am the guys will be having an interview with Lenny Wolf, the lead singer of the band that Ivan claims to have e-mail contact with. It should be interesting so make sure you don’t miss it. By the way, if anyone knows Ivan, let him know about the interview, as I’m sure he’s been banging away the latest Kingdom Come CD instead of listening to TnT. We’d hate for him to miss the interview!

Todd and Tyler spoke to their comedian friend Dom Irrera this morning. He’s coming to the Funny Bone for performances on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this week. The gang played a little catch-up, discussed some of Dom’s recent Comedy Central performances, talked a little ping-pong, and Dom shared a tale about getting comedian Bobby Slaton all worked up at a roast. Dom will be joining TnT in studio on Friday morning so make sure you tune in. He’s one of the best.

Just before 9am, Todd and Tyler spoke to Connie, the principal of the Plattsmouth high school. TnT’s dodge ball team will be headed down to Plattsmouth on Thursday so they spent some time talking about the school’s pre-game preparations. They’re going to have a hamburger and hotdog feed before the game on Thursday and the money raised will go towards some sort of fitness center. The principal had also put Todd and Tyler over the school’s intercom system so all of the students could hear them. Hilariously, Tyler dropped the ‘’lay off that crank, kids. It’s nasty!’’ bomb right away. TnT then read over a few of the school’s announcements for the day, including their lunch selection and a reminder about a basketball game tonight. Connie seemed cool and said everyone is excited for the game. It should be another stellar event so if you’re in the Cass County area on Thursday night, swing by the Plattsmouth school and see the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars.

Towards the end of the show, BW returned with this morning’s entertainment report. The Oscar nominations were just announced this morning so BW spent some time talking about all of those with the guys. Brian also reported that the Dell computer guy (‘’Dude, you’re getting a Dell’’) was busted for trying to buy some pot. The gang then talked about the taxes that would be taken out of a $1 billion Pepsi game show prize and they talked about the world’s biggest TVs. From there, TnT discussed Lisa Marie’s new single, played bits of it, discussed the lyrics, and from the sounds of it, both Todd and Tyler didn’t hate the new song. To wrap up the e-news, BW read another ‘’Ranked’’ list. This one covered the top 25 sexiest blonds in Hollywood. Although TnT couldn’t argue with many of the women appearing on the list, after hearing them all the spent some time reorganizing the orders to make the list more accurate in their minds. Oh yea, BW does terrible impressions.

Well, that does it for the Tuesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Wednesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-