Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 2-13-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little talk about how depressing the national news is. All of the war talk has the cable news networks battling out for sensationalistic stories just to grab viewers, which has led both Todd and Tyler to believe only about half of what is reported. The guys then moved on to talk about how Joe Blue House was named the businessman of the year by some republican group. They talked to Joe about the award, mentioned tonight’s dodge ball game in Plattsmouth, and gave Joe a hard time again about the bunghole rubbing comments his wife made last week.

TnT then spent some time discussing one of their biggest pet peeves, ‘’You don’t know the whole story.’’ They received yet another ‘’You don’t know the whole story’’ e-mail from a listener and this time it was referring to the Sigerson Red Robin mascot touching incident. Like every other ‘’You don’t know the whole story’’ hate call or e-mail, this particular e-mailer didn’t bother to offer up the rest of the story TnT seem to be missing out on.

Todd and Tyler phoned Kerrie, one of the two ladies who double dated with Brian and Lester last night. She told the guys about their evening out, stating that dinner was good (even though it wasn’t free, like everyone expected), the limo was really cool, and the game was a lot of fun. Contrary to earlier speculations, no handies were given to anyone. Knowing that, there didn’t seem to be much more to talk with Kerrie about so they let her go.

BW read over today’s newscast after TnT spoke to Kerrie. The guys had a lengthy discussion about the Amber Alert System after a news story about a 15-year-old kidnapped and murdered papergirl. A listener, second cousins to the man accused of the murder, phoned TnT to talk about the guy. It was kind of a downer but TnT picked things up following that with a hilarious discussion about what the three guys stuck in the space station might do if we go to war and the Earth ends up being destroyed. Butt humping and a 5-year trip to Mars to seek out life and new civilizations were among the things speculated.

Laura Corn, a sex expert who has written a bunch of humping books, spoke to Todd and Tyler this morning. Her most recent book and the reason for her promotional call to TnT today is called ‘’ 52 Invitations To Great Sex’’. Basically, the idea of the book is that there are 52 sealed envelopes, 26 for men, 26 for women, and each one has some sort of seduction you are to perform on your lover. Laura talked with TnT about a couple of them and laughed hysterically throughout the interview. It was hilarious. I’ve never heard a guest go into hyena mode like this lady. I thought she was going to die of laughter after a ‘’stick it in your bunghole’’ reference was made. Laura was a ton of fun and both Todd and Tyler seemed to enjoy their time with her. If you’d like info on her book, you can call 1-8010-547-BONK or visit any of her web sites; ForeplayForCouples.com - stimulate the click., GRRREATNIGHTS.COM, meetmeinthebedroom.com.

As promised, Todd and Tyler spoke to Lenny Wolf of Kingdom Come this morning. Before they got him on the phone, however, Ivan the angry Kingdom Come fan phoned in again. He went off on yet another rant that really didn’t have much of a direction, although he did get in the obligatory ‘’Mexicans are taking all of our jobs’’ BS. TnT shut him down, though, and moved on to talk with Lenny Wolf. Lenny discussed the evolution of his band, pimped his new album, and talked at length about the difficulty he’s had getting his records played in the US. A German, Lenny must have forgotten that you can’t drop the f-bomb on American radio because the guy did it several times. It was quite funny. Lenny also went off on a rant about German politics and his country’s views on America’s trouble with Iraq. Several times during the interview, Todd and Tyler tried to ask Lenny questions and converse with the guy on some of his points but the old rocker must have blown his ears out years ago because it was very difficult for TnT to converse with him. The interview was, much to their surprise, a lot of fun and TnT both seemed to like Lenny Wolf, even though it was rather difficult to get him to break up his rants and take a breath. After the interview, Ivan called back and said ‘’You guys are alright’’ to Todd and Tyler.

After their talk with Lenny Wolf, Jeremy came into the studio and told TnT that he has taken a large number of phone calls from people who just want to kick Jeremy’s ass today. For some reason, between Ivan and a couple of other guys, everyone wanted to thump the producer this morning. TnT even spoke to one of the guys who wanted to beat Jeremy up but there wasn’t much talking to the guy.

Travis came in with the sports report a bit later in the show. Along with sports, he talked about doing last night’s Creighton game on the radio. Due to overtime, Travis was pressed for time, as he had to get back to the station by his 10:20pm. He described being anxious about the game getting over and waiting around for Coach Dana Altman after the game. TnT then decided to call Coach Altman to give him a hard time about not taking into consideration that TV guys have a deadline and that the coach should cut his time short with the team to cater to the likes of Attaboy Trav. The coach was amused. He then talked with the guys about last night’s game, their upcoming game, the ban wagon, and the effects on recruiting that their stellar season has been having. It was great to hear from the coach again and I’m sure TnT will have him on the air in the near future.

TnT also spent some time discussing tonight’s dodge ball game in Plattsmouth. Todd initially expressed some concern about going to the town because about 8 months ago, his wife got a $5 parking ticket in Plattsmouth that has never been paid. After talking to a couple of people from the courthouse, it was determined that Todd could pay the $5 fine to the local sheriff tonight before the dodge ball game and avoid being thrown in the pokey again. TnT also took calls from some of the people who will be attending the event and found out that the school has sold out all of the tickets for the game. TnT decided to call Chad at Ticket Express to see if he had any dodge ball tickets available. Chad said he didn’t. The gang then talked with Chad about the Masters, which Tyler showed interest in getting tickets for but after hearing the price, $4500, that ended that idea.

Tom Ryan from the Funny Bone joined TnT a bit later in the show. He’s appeared on Letterman a couple of times so he described that experience to TnT. Later in his visit, he felt comfortable enough with Todd and Tyler to drop the s-bomb on their show. That was rather amusing to everyone because Tom doesn’t even swear in his act on stage, where he can swear up a storm if he wants. Tom seemed quite funny and fit in well with the flow of today’s show as he joined in on the topics of the morning. You can catch him this weekend with Dom Irrera by phoning 493-8036. Support your local Funny Bone.

BW returned later in the show with today’s entertainment report. The gang talked about junk voice mail in England, crappy comic book movies that they have no desire to see, cell phones in comedy clubs, and BW read over yet another ‘’Ranked’’ list. This one featured the top 25 sexiest women. The hottie from ‘’Alias’’ was #1 and I couldn’t agree more, but TnT disagreed with the placement of a few of the ladies on the list. They also had a hard time mentally picturing who some of the ladies mentioned even were. It was hilarious.

Well, that does it for the Thursday update. Remember that Todd and Tyler’s Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars are in Plattsmouth tonight so if you already have tickets, make sure to get there early. Join the guys again at 10pm tonight on Z-92 for the 3^rd Shift Replay of today’s show and make sure to tune in again tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday edition, where the guys will be joined by Dom Irrera. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-