Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

2-21-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some further discussion about their dodge ball team. This came about due to yesterday’s conversation surrounding Tyler’s video taped comments about Pussy sucking at dodge ball. From there, the guys read over an e-mail from a listener who is stationed in Kuwait, who jokingly (?) stated that the war is going to start tomorrow. TnT thought they’d go ahead and send out some of their calendars for the troops in Kuwait in order to help raise morale, among other things. TnT also discussed how no one wanted to play Travia on KM3 last night, how black women seem most likely to cause stampedes at clubs, and how they are both hawks when it comes to the impending war against Iraq.

Also earl in the show, Todd and Tyler phoned yesterday’s Vegas Trip winner, Becky. She told the guys that she hasn’t been to Vegas in about 4 years and looked forward to the trip with her husband. She also went on to tell TnT that the company she works for might be able to help BW get the stench of burned wieners out of his home. Later, TnT gave a couple of hints about today’s 6 Vegas songs, hints I can’t repeat here.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the program. The gang discussed at length the fire at the nightclub that occurred in Rhode Island overnight at a Great White concert. Early reports listed 39 dead but later in the e-news, that number had shot up to 54 (and even higher after TnT left the air for the weekend). The gang also talked briefly about some of the new tax proposals, which oddly led to another Bakers card conspiracy discussion. And to wrap up the main topics of the newscast, the gang spent some time talking about the crazy space dancing kids are doing nowadays called ‘’freaking’’, which according to some of their listeners basically looks like the kids are humping each other on the dance floor.

Following the news, Todd and Tyler mentioned that Brian and Lester would be getting the opportunity to go on another basketball bachelor double date in the beginning of March. One of the callers from earlier, a Fremont female who told TnT about the ‘’freaking’’ dances, phoned back and offered up herself and her friend to date BW and Lester. The gang also spoke to a hot sounding Dominican lady who said she has been having trouble finding good-looking men in Omaha. Even though they couldn’t help her out in finding any good looking guys, TnT offered to set her and a friend up with BW and Lester. Both of the ladies are supposed to be sending in photos of themselves for Brian and Lester to check out prior to committing to the date but as of the end of today’s program, no photos had yet arrived.

Travis came in with this morning’s sports report. He told TnT about how some Internet troubles at KM3 killed his Travia bit last night. To make up for it, though, TnT let a listener check in with a question for him this morning. The listener asked an off the wall question about a 100-year-old bicycle racer, which Travis didn’t have the answer to. Travis then moved on to talk about the Creighton game tomorrow and Tiger dropping the F-bomb yesterday. He also went off on how he recently went out to buy a pair of cowboy boots. That story led to a lengthy conversation about cowboy boots, which ended up in a call to Rob McCartney of Channel 7 after a listener narced on him for looking into a cowboy boot investment.

Senator Ben Nelson is in town on Senatorial Spring Break so he phoned Todd and Tyler this morning. The gang had a very informative conversation covering such topics as the upcoming war, what Iraq can do to avoid getting bombed, the validity of NATO, what France’s damn problem is, the troubles in the economy, possible Democratic presidential nominees, and the quality of various Senator’s hair. TnT also tried to get Ben to admit to a future run for governor but all Ben would say is, ‘’Never say never.’’ I’m sure we’ll hear from Mr. Nelson again in the near future, especially if the war does get underway.

From the Funny Bone, Tim Northern joined TnT in studio today. Unlike Emo Philips, the headliner, Tim was actually able to carry on a conversation with Todd and Tyler, fitting in quite well with the flow of their show. Tim joined in on the topics of the day and really seemed to enjoy himself. He talked with TnT about living in Nashville, his BW-like inability to close when it comes to women, pot smoking and traveling with the green stuff, customs officials, and much, much more. Tim was great with Todd and Tyler this morning so make sure you head out to the Funny Bone this weekend to see him and Emo perform. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations.

Towards the end of this morning’s show, BW returned with the entertainment report. He gave an update on the deaths at the Great White concert in Rhode Island, there was an interesting story about a woman suing the Sci-Fi network for scaring the piss out of her during the filming of a reality TV show, there was plenty of talk about the upcoming Grammy awards, and BW read over a story about another crazy cat lady in New Mexico that froze close to 80 of her dead kitties. BW also read over another sex offender list and wrapped up the e-news segment with a round of ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ The e-news, and today’s show for that matter, drew to a close with an interesting conversation about the effects on a relationship of farting while spooning.

Well, that does it for today’s update. Tune in on Sunday night at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure that you rejoin Todd and Tyler bright and early on Monday morning as they will be kicking off yet another week of stellar radio programming. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-