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Wednesday 2-26-03

Todd and Tyler began their show this morning by mentioning that McPherson has been asked to step down by the governor. They wondered whether or not Sigerson would also be asked to step down too, considering he was there as well, and thought they might ask the mayor when he was scheduled to arrive later in the show. The guys then read an e-mail from a listener who asked them how to explain their show and sarcasm in general to an idiot co-worker of his that just doesn’t get it. Also early, TnT discussed the history of Dio.

The guys took a moment to phone yesterday’s winner of the Vegas trip. Mike, a listener who has been trying to win the trip with help of his buddy/co-worker for 5 years, finally got lucky. With his win, though, he found himself in a bit of a quandary. He and his buddy had made an agreement in the past that if either of them won, they’d take the other guy. Mike’s wife, however, didn’t seem to like that idea so she and Mike had a little talk about the trip. After consenting to buying his wife her own trip to Cancun Mexico, Mike told TnT that he will indeed be taking his buddy. Following their chat, TnT gave up a couple of hints about today’s 6 Vegas tunes.

Before getting into the news, Todd and Tyler spent a bit more time discussing the upcoming Basketball Batchelor double date with Brian and Lester. Although they haven’t been getting a flood of calls on it, they did speak to one of the hot 21-year-olds who backed out on the date last time. She told TnT that she and her roommate would still like to go out on the double date, talking all sexy with her early-morning sleepy voice. Then, after the tiniest bit of prompting from TnT, she crawled into bed with her roommate, woke her up, and continued the conversation about firming up plans to let BW and Lester get a peak at them before committing them to next Monday’s date. The girls said they’d be stopping by the studio either today or tomorrow, which prompted TnT to both repeat ‘’You suck, you suck’’, referring to BW’s opportunity. Immediately following their conversation with the two 21-year-olds, TnT went straight to commercial break in order to allow all of the male listeners in the area the chance to hit the closest bathroom and twist one off.

BW provided us with a news report early in today’s show. The gang discussed a variety of stories ranging from McPherson stepping down, some Columbia Shuttle news, war talk, and more. The guys also had a lengthy conversation about milk, whether or not it’s odd for humans to be the only animal to drink the milk of another animal, the qualities of soy milk, and there was mention of a funny visual involving a cat pawing at the tit of cows while suckling from the saggy flesh faucets. He then wrapped up the news segment with a story about a man eating road kill. Amazingly, that spawned quite a few phone calls from listeners who talked about eating a variety of road-kill animals like raccoons, squirrels, and opossums. Not so amazingly, many of the callers who checked in with eating road kill tales mentioned Tennessee.

TnT took a few phone calls after the news regarding tomorrow night’s dodge ball game in Hamburg, IA. Everyone is looking forward to the event, which will be taking place at the elementary gym and seems to be sold out already. The guys talked about stopping at a place called the Blue Moon for a beer or two and they received quite a few calls from listeners trying to get them to stop into the Stoner Drug store, too.

Omaha mayor Mike Fahey stopped in this morning and spent some time with Todd and Tyler. Right away, Todd asked the mayor, ‘’Any good scandals in local government lately?’’ The mayor replied, ‘’None that I’m involved with.’’ The gang then spent some time talking about the progress of the new Arena/river front area, they touched on the gambling issue and how it’s being dealt with down in Lincoln, and TnT got the mayor to admit he is leaning towards a possible run for mayor again (although nothing firm). They also played ‘’Sigerson Eyes’’ for the mayor, which he wasn’t comfortable commenting on because he’s buddies with Chuck. It was yet another informative and entertaining visit with Omaha mayor Mike Fahey and I’m sure he’ll be keeping in touch with the Todd and Tyler show in the future.

After the mayor’s visit, TnT took a call from their buddy J Medicine Hat. He was supposed to perform at the Funny Bone beginning tonight but due to a 10-inch snowfall in Little Rock, he won’t be able to make it into town for tonight’s performance. He will, though, be on stage tomorrow night. Hat talked with TnT about the necks freaking out over the massive snowfall down south and then shared a great story about a recent trip to a hockey game. The half-time-ish entertainment involved a bunch of necks that had made giant cardboard NASCAR hats and got out on the ice for a race.

Travis came in with this morning’s sports report. Among other topics, there was some Creighton talk and a discussion about Ephedra. Also today is Angenette’s birthday (Trav’s wife) so he gave her a happy birthday wish to close his sports report. TnT asked him if he got her anything and Trav gave a ‘’not yet’’ response. He claimed that he might not have time to get her anything or even see her today because of a busy schedule. TnT, not surprised, gave him a hard time about it.

TnT were joined by hunting and fishing king Babe Winkelman, Babe Winkelman Productions. TnT asked how he was able to turn his hobbies into a 25-year-long career in television doing what he loves. They discussed recent threats made by PETA and dealing with those people over the years. They also discussed the number of other fishing guys on TV, which Babe doesn’t consider competition. Babe talked about being held up for extortion purposes by the feds in Mexico while hunting. He got out of the situation by buying them off for $120. Check out Babe at the Omaha Sports Show this weekend for his 11am-2pm seminars.

BW came in with the e-news a bit later in the show. The two 21-year-old hotties TnT spoke to earlier in the show regarding the Basketball Batchelor dates stopped by the studio. Jen and Nadine joined in on the topics of the day and expressed their opinions on the correlation between huge hogs and personality. The more cocky, the less. Both BW and Lester seemed impressed with the two hotties so it is possible that they will be the official Basketball Batchelor dates for next Monday’s game.

When Brian got around to doing the entertainment report, TnT and the two hotties joined in on discussing the subjects of the day. Brian then read over the list of the top 10 TV moms of all time, TnT agreeing with most of them. And to wrap up the news, BW did another installment of ‘’Who the hell is that?’’

Well, that does it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-