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Thursday 2-27-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about the weather. With March approaching, they're hoping it starts to warm up, although El Nino has made this year hard to predict so we could end up with an April snow storm for all we can tell. From there, Tyler mentioned that he caught a bit of Judge Judy yesterday that featured a guitarist they know named Mark from JRZ. He was traveling around performing with RATT for a bit but according to what Tyler saw on the terrible television show, he was booted from the band. The reason he was booted had to do with the same reason he was on the judge show, a bad breakup. It looked like one of those ''I want my albums back'' breakups. The guitarist lost $1600 in the case. TnT opted to ask their musical guests about the situation, the guests who where scheduled to arrive later in the show.

Also early, BW came in and told TnT about seeing Channel 3 break from their 6 o'clock newscast last night and cut to a speech from the President. The President really didn't have much to say and everyone seemed to think it was odd for them to go to the President, considering no other newscasts did. It left BW with the eerie feeling that the reason the TV station went to GW was because of a war announcement. That turned out to be false, of course. From there, TnT read over an e-mail from a listener regarding an on-line sex column that featured a bunch of strange questions about sex. TnT spent some time discussing the odd sexual habits covered in the article, focusing mostly on the act of sucking the snot out of your lover's nose while humping and discussing the logistics of punching your lover in the face if she asks for it.

Before the news, Todd and Tyler took a moment to phone yesterday's Vegas trip winner, Kelly. She told the guys she plans on taking her mother-in-law on the trip, which her husband doesn't mind. Kelly is a Vegas virgin but her mother-in-law has a brother in the town. Following that call, TnT gave a hint or two about today's Vegas songs.

BW came in with the news following TnT's chat with yesterday's Vegas winner. It turned out to be an incredibly long newscast today. The gang spent some time covering the most recent developments in the Red Robin fondling case, they talked about the gambling issue, and they spent a great deal of time talking about smoking. In fact, a bunch of listeners checked in from both sides of the fence and openly debated whether or not smoking should be banned in all restaurants. Later, TnT discussed their inability to relate to the bent penises of men in German porn.

Travis arrived during the news and started his visit with the guys by talking about his wife's birthday yesterday. He had planned to buy her one of those day spa things but when he went to make the purchase, he found out that the spa didn't take his Discover or American Express card. Instead, he opted to buy his wife a $30 gift certificate to the Barnes and Noble and he also wrote her a page-long love letter. Travis shared a few of the touching lines he included in his love letter with TnT. ''You are the magnet and the steel'' was one line; screwing up the lyrics to an old song. TnT gave Trav a hard time for not only writing the sappy letter, but also including messed up love song lyrics in it. Following that discussion, Travis did sports and told the guys he's doing Travia tonight on the KM3 10pm newscast.

Tres X or however the hell you pronounce ‘’XXX’’ in Spaniard, came in this morning and performed a couple of tunes for the guys. Troy and Storm from Ivory Star were in the band, as were a couple of other guys from bands around town. Honestly, the chatter confused the hell out of me during their visit to the show. I have no idea what guy was in what band and/or for how long. The new made-up Spaniard names the guys had given themselves specifically for this project didn't help clear anything up for me either. I don know that the band did two songs and sounded great. They also talked with TnT about the RATT guy on Judge Judy and the possibility of Ivory Star getting back together in the summer for a gig or two. The band is going to be performing at the Music Box tonight and you'll be able to catch them at the Sale Barn in Fremont this weekend.

Josh Sneed from the Funny Bone stopped in today and hung out with the guys for a bit. He's opening up for Medicine Hat this weekend. Josh spent some time talking with Todd and Tyler about trying to lure Hat away from the dark side, discussed how he got hooked up with the madman, and joined in on all the other topics of the morning. Phone the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations to see Josh and Medicine Hat this weekend. By the way, Hat should be in studio tomorrow so tune in for that.

BW returned later in the show with today's e-news. The gang spent some time talking about the death of Mr. Rogers; that shifty little king with the knife was suspected. TnT then talked about how Bruce Willis sat in as guest host for Letterman last night, a performance which was pretty good according to comedian Josh Sneed. Following that, the gang spent some time on a list of the top 10 puke scenes in movies, they played another round of ''Who the hell is that?'', and they analyzed the makeup of the Baldwin Brothers. BW then wrapped up the e-news with a heartwarming story about a crazy lady that chased around a bunch of little kids with a big, rubber dildo, bonking one of the kids on the head.

Todd and Tyler are headed to Hamburg, IA tonight for their second to last dodge ball game ever. They took a few phone calls during this morning's show from listeners looking forward to their visit. The gang took a few moments to remind everyone to stop out for tonight's event before calling it a day.

That's it for the update today. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday edition of their show. Also, stop on out to tonight's Hamburg dodge ball game if you're in the area. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-