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Tuesday 3-4-03

Todd and Tyler stared off their show this morning by discussing a variety of subjects. Todd’s a bit sick and spent most of the night puking his guts out. He came in to work anyway, though. Also, both Todd and Tyler watched last night’s Creighton game so they spent some time talking about that. They then moved on to discuss their very nice lunch at the Red Robin restaurant yesterday. Following that, Tyler read an e-mail from a prisoner named Steve. The e-mail detailed the story about how the guy landed in prison. Basically, the guy was drunk and wandered past a baby diaper service delivery van, one with a giant baby head on a spring on top of the van. Because the keys were left in it, naturally, the guy stole the van and picked up his buddies for a joy ride. Well, he’s now doing a year in the pokey and felt the need to write to TnT about it.

Also early in the show, TnT phoned Sean, yesterday’s Vegas trip winner. Sean was in his cubicle yesterday at work and had to whisper the titles of the 6 tunes that landed him the trip. He said he’s taking his buddy with him, both single guys, so they plan on having a great time. Following that call, TnT gave a hint or two about today’s Vegas tunes to listen for. Tune in tomorrow to find out who the next winner will be.

Basketball Bachelors, BW and Lester went out on a double date to the Creighton game last night with Deanne and Amy. Brian shared some details of the evening. From the sounds of it, Brian and Deanne didn’t hit it off very well so Lester paired up with Deanne, leaving Amy with BW. They had a nice dinner, they got drunk off their asses, and they went to the basketball game. They held up signs, had a good time, and following the game, they went and drank some more and played pool. At the end of the night, BW went home, as did Amy, but Lester and Deanne ended up staying the night together. That news came about at around 6:30am when Lester and Deanne walked down the hall of the radio station and were spotted by TnT, who pulled directly into the studio to explain themselves.

Lester went into gentleman mode, not kissing and telling, but he did report that BW might have done a little face sucking. Deanne went off on Brian for his comments about the date, as it was clear BW and Deanne didn’t have a spark. In fact, Deanne was mad at Brian for saying she was a freak earlier in the discussion. After she settled down, Todd and Tyler got to the bottom of the sleeping arrangements. Brian and Amy had indeed parted ways at the end of the date and they both went to their homes. Both Lester and Deanne were a bit loopy so instead of driving, Lester slept on Deanne’s ‘’couch’’. They both denied any hanky panky, citing the existence of her 16-year-old kid. To everyone else, though, the vibe of ‘’big guy who recently got some’’ flowed through the room. After all, as Tyler stated, ‘’Who hasn’t had sex with a 16-year-old in the next room?’’

BW finally got around to the news and did stories on gambling, raw sewage in Ralston, the gang discussed the definition of binge drinking, everyone spontaneously broke into various B-52 songs, and BW wrapped up the newscast with a story about a man who cut off his own throck and threw it through his estranged wife’s window.

Todd and Tyler received a report earlier in the show from RJ of the Fish Heads that Rob McCartney of Channel 7 said ‘’salt peter’’ on the air last night. TnT phoned the news guy to confirm. Rob explained that he indeed said ‘’salt peter’’ while doing a story about a new salt/pepper mixture on the market. The gang bantered with Rob some more and then moved on.

Travis came into the studio this morning and before he got into his sports report, he spawned a lengthy conversation about consultants. Trav brought up the fact that the World Herald has hired some consultants to try to bring in a younger audience to the paper. Todd, Tyler, and Travis then got of on a tangent about the consulting industry in general, how consultants don’t work in radio, problems with consultants in the TV industry, and more. They even took a very informative call from a former consultant who wanted to share his views on his ex profession. Travis then did his sports report and mentioned that he’ll be doing his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ commentary tonight on the 10pm KM3 newscast.

Midget Brian joined Todd and Tyler a bit later in the show. During his visit, Tyler reread the e-mail from the prisoner who claimed to have stolen a baby diaper delivery truck. Shortly after reading it for the second time, Todd and Tyler got a call from Steve, the imprisoned author of the letter. He admitted to TnT that he had made up the story and was actually in jail for joy riding and using someone else’s credit card. Steve then got all freaky about Jessica Dol. Evidentially, this guy used to phone the radio station Jessica used to work at and bug her all the time. TnT brought Jessica in, she shared her tales of Steve the imprisoned car thief and a few other loons, and then TnT let the guy go.

They then received a call from Chad, the man Steve had stolen the truck from. After Jeremy calmed Chad down and got him to stop dropping the F-bomb, TnT discussed the truck theft that landed Steve in prison. Chad was incredibly pissed and ranted about Steve for a bit, referring to him as a crank head and alleging that when Steve was busted in Chad’s truck, the police found needles on him. After that, Todd and Tyler decided it was time to move on.

Brian returned later with this morning’s entertainment report. During the e-news, the gang discussed pop stars with breast cancer, Michael Jackson’s voodoo curse on Hollywood, and there was an odd discussion that involved tires, wine, fat funny gay men, and ‘’West Wing’’ plots all rolled into one. There was also a conversation about penis measuring, which led Tyler to play with the 2 foot purple double dong. At one point, he had the rubber throck propped in between his legs while he sat in his chair. Everyone noticed, seemingly all at once, that if your throck was actually 2 feet long, you’d be able to give yourself a Diekman. Jokes and comments related to that poured out for a bit. They were eventually brought to a screeching halt by a very Donnie-like comment from Jeremy about whether one would ‘’eat your own’’. BW then wrapped up the e-news with a list of the top 10 make-out CDs.

Join Todd and Tyler tonight at the Ice House from 7 to 9pm as they are going to be hosting a Fat Tuesday party. TnT, tonight’s ‘’bead masters’’, will be awarding $100 to the woman with the most beads around her neck towards the end of the evening. That means, ladies, flash Todd and Tyler your cans tonight and you could end up with $100. It should be a great time for everyone so make sure you get out tonight (screw the snow) for the Fat Tuesday pre-Lent celebration with Todd and Tyler at the Ice House.

That’s the Tuesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin Todd and Tyler tomorrow at 5:30am for the Wednesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-