Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 3-6-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about tonight’s dodge ball game in Council Bluffs. They’re looking forward to the game but are glad it is the end of their dodge ball careers. Tyler’s dad has flown in special for the event and some of his other relatives are also scheduled in soon. Tyler told us about being lured into the bar at the airport yesterday while he awaited the arrival of his dad even though he tried to avoid having a beer. He was unsuccessful in his avoidance and ended up pounding down three.

Also early in the show, TnT spent some time discussing legal issues centering on what they can and cannot say. They informed the listeners, once again, that they have been in the radio business for quite a while and are pretty well versed in the laws of their business. After all, they do have monthly meetings with broadcast lawyers regarding their show. A few listeners checked in to talk ‘’liable’’ and ‘’slander’’ issues with TnT before the guys decided to move on to happier subjects, sexual allegations at Boys Town. The guys read over a letter that was sent out to all Boys Town alumni regarding the allegations made against some of its counselors back in the 80’s. They discussed the story that spawned the letter, an obvious spin, and then moved on.

The gang spent some time talking with BW about Channel 3’s acquisition of ‘’Entertainment Tonight’’ and what the elimination of 3’s 6pm newscast this coming September means for TV news in this town. TnT also talked about a little Oscar history, as they tried to determine actors that have won more than two Best Actor awards. Following that, they played a round or two of ‘’What was I watching?’’ that eventually led into a flood of phone calls from clueless listeners that didn’t realize TnT were joking about not knowing the title of ‘’About Schmidt’’.

Todd and Tyler phoned Jeff, yesterday’s Vegas trip winner. He told the guys that he’s taking his wife with him and both are Vegas virgins. The guys talked about trains for a bit, as Jeff works for Union Pacific, and then gave a hint or two about today’s Vegas tunes. Listen this afternoon for your chance to join Todd and Tyler on the party plane to Vegas.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Jim Cantore from the Weather Channel. He’s the host of ‘’Storm Stories’’ that is featuring a tale of mudslides tonight. They talked about the effects of El Nino and how it might have something to do with the dry first part of winter and the snow we’ve been bombed with lately. There was some mudslide and F5 talk, Jim talked about nearly being hit by lightning, and he tried to stump Todd by asking if he could guess what 4 on-camera Weather Channel anchors are pregnant. Jim also seemed to like the idea of talking with TnT a bit later in the morning the next time they speak, as he is up pretty late at night for his job. I’m sure we’ll hear from Jim Cantore again in the future, but probably not in the 6 o’clock hour.

BW came in with the news later in today’s show. Before the guys got into it, they spent some time talking about relationships with BW, the types of women he likes, and how he’s now got the ultimate chick magnet for the ‘’Summer of Brian’’, a Harley. The gang then discussed Brian’s massive quantity of body hair and how he used to hang out with older men and buy beer when he was a boy. When the gang eventually got into the newscast, there was some talk of the Amber Alert, Tyler spouted that ‘’Nebraska needs two Houses’’, and the guys discussed ways to eliminate Rotts and Pit Bulls after a couple of stories regarding killer muts (rat poison in hamburger, stabbing them in the neck with butter knives, or staking their legs to the ground).

Travis came in with the sports report and talked with Todd and Tyler about the passing of his mentor Pete Taylor, the voice of Iowa State Cyclones football. He also told TnT that their former boss, his current boss, General Jim was supposed to be on the plane yesterday that had the pilot taken off because he threatened somebody with an ax. Trav also did his sports report for the morning and mentioned that ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ will return next week.

Jennifer, the lady who helped set the dodge ball game up at Abraham Lincoln high school in Council Bluffs tonight phoned the show to talk about tonight’s game. So far 1500 tickets have already been sold with more than 2000 seats still available as walk-ups. TnT asked her if she was aware that the kids call the principal ‘’Cankles’’, which she was but seemed hesitant to talk about. Before the game, there’s a big wiener feed going on so make sure you get out to the event early tonight. The dodge ball game entry fee (for charity) is $3.

Later in the show, TnT read over an e-mail from a listener who hates BW for his lady problems. The guys brought BW in to talk about the letter for a bit. Then, they received a hate fax from a listener named Kelly who told Todd and Tyler that their morning-long ‘’What was I watching’’ bit with the film, ‘’About Schmidt’’ wasn’t funny. They phoned her at her job several times throughout the remainder of the show to sarcastically run things by her for her approval. It was hilarious.

TnT took a phone call this morning from a listener who claimed he had just spotted a man in a van sucking on a huge dildo while they were stopped at a red light. Thegang had a good laugh with that mental image, but the call sparked a tangent of epically disturbing perportions. After the dildo sucking call, TnT discussed how they don’t understand it in porno movies when a lady straps on a dildo and gets a Diekman from another woman. It does nothing for them; they just don’t get it. The guys then took that thought and wondered if there had ever been two guys, one strapping on a rubber pie while the other licks on it. Remembering that James the Giant Peach has a rubber pie in his office, TnT went and got the thing.

With rubber pie in hand, they described the prosthetic sex toy in detail, seemingly amazed at how realistic it was. I believe, at one point, Tyler even went a few knuckles deep in the bear. TnT then thought about offering up $100 to see if they could find a couple of guys to partake in their idea. Callers then began to check in, saying that they would strap the rubber pie to themselves and let their buddies lick it for 15 minutes for the $100 prize. This may come about in the near future so make sure you stay tuned.

BW returned later in the show with the e-news segment of the program. The gang had a lengthy conversation about Bridget Fonda, where Todd called her a ‘’bong sucking slut’’ because of her roll in ‘’Jackie Brown’’. The guys also talked about another c-bomb slip-up that occurred on TV. Evidentally, Arsenio Hall dropped the c-bomb on last night’s ‘’Star Search’’ while introducing a country singer. That led TnT into playing a few clips of their own c-bomb slip-ups. TnT also discussed the River Dance guy and the allegations about him raping a woman. They were both surprised because they always thought the guy was a pole smoker. From there, the gang continued the e-news by talking about fire exit signs on the ground and BW read over a list of the top 10 movie soundtracks of all time.

Remember to join the Todd and Tyler Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars at Abraham Lincoln high school in Council Bluffs tonight for not only the final dodge ball game of the season, but the final dodge ball game of Todd and Tyler’s career. After the dodge ball game, tune into Z-92 at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday edition of their program. There will be lots of dodge ball talk and TnT are also going to be filming a scene for a movie in their studio tomorrow. It should be quite interesting so don’t miss it. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-