Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 3-10-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about the weather people. The guys were, once again, angry with the local TV weather people screwing up the forecast for the weekend. Not only did this weekend’s weather completely suck, but also none of the meteorologists got it right. The guys then discussed Creighton’s weekend in St. Louis, where the Jays squeaked out two close victories. From there, TnT spent some time discussing where they ate over the weekend, a game they like to play on Mondays because there just isn’t that much else to do in Omaha. This led to a conversation about the Fish Heads show at the Red Eye on Saturday and some talk of Tyler’s family being in town. Prior to the Fish Heads show, Tyler took his family out to eat at the Passport and dropped a surprising $425 on dinner.

And while on the subject of places to eat and things to do in the city of Omaha, TnT talked about an article from the paper regarding Omaha’s image problem. They read through a list of slogans the city has used to try to create an image for itself over the past 40 years and determined that most of them were lame. The most recent $700,000 waste of cash slogan, ‘’Rare. Well Done.’’, was mentioned, too. Also early in the show, the gang took a few random phone calls on a variety of subjects. Most notable was a call from a listener who works in an emergency room. The caller shared a tale about a patient who came into the emergency room with a bloody penis, an accident caused by the guy putting one of those jaws-like hair clippy things on his throck.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. Before he got into the news, he talked with TnT about his weekend, which led to more talk about the Fish Heads show on Saturday. That conversation basically turned into a lengthy “How much did you drink over the weekend’’ rally with the guys discussing BW’s Red Bull and Vodka favorite and potential problems with being drunk on a motorcycle. Brian then got into the news, which led to more talk about Omaha’s image problem and the slogans article from today’s paper. Also during the news, the guys had a lengthy Rock, Paper, Scissors conversation, which involved not only Rock, Paper, Scissors game theory, but the gang actually did their own inter-show Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament. Yes, the tournament took all of 14 seconds to complete as Todd, Tyler, Brian, and Jeremy faced off, but it was still hilarious (despite a hate call/e-mail that later followed). Todd ended up winning the contest, beating Jeremy with a surprise Rock over Scissors move.

Following the news, Todd and Tyler announced another ‘’What would you do for a Vegas trip’’ contest. This contest is to take place during TnT’s show on Friday morning. In order to help people get an idea of what they were looking for, TnT recapped previous ‘’What would you do’’ contests and the various stunts performed by listeners. They then opened up the phone lines and let listeners check in with their ideas and suggestions about this contest.

As the suggestions came in, a few seemed to become the focal point of today’s conversation. One listener told TnT that he would let his brother shoot him in the ass cheek with a nail gun. The guys seemed to love the idea but some concerns were voiced. For one, there’s a nerve in your ass cheek that, if hit, can leave you permanently paralyzed. TnT discussed alternatives to this suggestion, such as shooting at the butt cheek from other angles or skipping the butt cheek completely and aiming right for the taint, but none of the suggestions seemed to be workable. The guys then took a call from a listener that was shot through his butt cheek and colon with a razor arrow during a freaky hunting accident back in the 70’s. He shared his gruesome story and it only further emphasized that the nail gun to the ass idea might not be safe.

TnT also had another suggestion from a listener who said that he’d either shave or wax his genitals as part of the contest. The idea was tossed around for a bit and later, the guys got a call from a guy who said both he and his wife would de-hair themselves in the crotch region in their studio. TnT phoned the wife to see if she was actually up for it and much to their delight, she was. On Friday, we might hear the clinking of a pair of tongs in the Z studio, as TnT joked earlier in the program about making Jeremy hold the contestants throck while he’s getting waxed/shaved. By the way, this conversation led into yet another hilarious and interesting ‘’So I was trimming my throck the other day’’ story by Tyler.

Travis phoned in from St. Louis this morning and spent some time talking with Todd and Tyler about Creighton’s performance in the tournament that took place over the weekend. He claimed he’s been working hard the whole time he’s been in St. Louis but later in the conversation, he revealed that there’s a nice ‘’dance club’’ nearby and he also said he’s been testing out all of the St. Louis beer selections. Travis predicted Creighton to win tonight’s game even though they barely squeezed out two wins in the tournament so far. He and Todd and Tyler agreed that the Jays need to get into the big tournament and play some teams they’ve never met up with before. Such teams might not know all of the little nuances of Creighton, allowing the Jays an advantage. Travis will be checking in from the road one more time tomorrow and should return to participate in Wednesday morning’s show.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Joe Francis this morning. He’s the guy who came up with the ‘’Girls Gone Wild’’ videos that you see advertised on late-night TV and all over the Internet. If you’re unfamiliar with the videos, basically the guy goes around to all sorts of college party hotspots and videotapes women flashing their cans in public. Such hotspots include Mardi Gras locations and a ton of spring break spots in Florida and other areas. Joe spoke with TnT about how he started his business, basically maxing out his credit card in order to buy a video camera and plane tickets, and moved on to talk about how the business boomed to an Internet and video empire. TnT found out that because the women who appear in the video are doing their flashing in public, that’s how Joe is able to sell his tapes without having to pay them anything. They discussed some of the attempted law suits tossed at him in the past, moved on to talk about his college porn collection, and also discussed Joe’s most recent venture, a Pay-Per-View event. He has partnered with the WWE to do a Pay-Per-View event this Thursday night of Girls Gone Wild related stuff, which will include the largest flashing (in terms of # of ladies) ever. It should be rather interesting so if you are inclined, check with your cable company.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning with a rather odd commentary about wolf pusses. I believe there was a ‘’pheasant flew out of her butt hole’’ remark and a ‘’eggs on the taint’’ comment tossed in there as well. It was just weird but what can you expect from a sleep deprived Cable Guy? Stay tuned for more from Larry as the week progresses.

BW returned later in the show with the sports report and entertainment news. The guys kind of wrapped them both into one, spit up only by a commercial break. The e-news consisted of lots of talk about the SAG awards (Screen Actors Guild), with BW sharing details about nominees and winners alike. The gang also read over and discussed another Nebraska Sex Offender registry, Brian had a top 10 list of the best western movies ever, the gang played a round of ‘’What was I watching’’ and they wrapped up the e-news with a ‘’Who the hell is that’’ segment. The gang also mentioned that they didn’t get the chance to phone Dan, Friday’s winner of the Vegas trip but they did give a clue or two about today’s tunes to listen for.

Well, that does it for the Monday edition. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin Todd and Tyler tomorrow morning at 5:30am for the Tuesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-