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Tuesday 4-1-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little talk about the war coverage. Since they have the afternoons off and there’s basically nothing else on TV during the afternoon, they’ve been getting their fill of coverage from all the cable stations and reminded the local stations once again to give up their big Etch-A-Sketch maps of Iraq and stick to covering the local news. From there, Tyler took some time to talk about his trip down to the new Arena yesterday for a hard hat tour. Yes, that means somewhere there’s a NAPA truck missing its big hat. Anyway, he gave some details about what he saw and called the new building ‘’incredible’’.

Also early, the gang spent some time discussing some Monday night TV, which included ‘’Boston Public’’ doing a bum-fight subject and what happened on FX’s ‘’The Shield’’ episode. The guys then moved on to tell their listeners that they would not be pulling any whacky April Fools day jokes this year. The one exception, though, came from Todd who shared a story about an April Fools-ish thing he pulled on his kids over the weekend. Todd said he got all serious and told his kids that he and their mother would be getting back together. After they got excited, Todd broke into uproarious laughter and said he was just kidding. Any humor was drastically overshadowed by the harshness, yet it was still funny as hell. The gang said they would be willing to let people call in and do similar break-up calls for husbands and wives as April Fools jokes but there were no takers today.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. He read over a story about a local 53-year-old tree house climbing, jungle noise making, finger flipping, video taping guy who was busted on 3 cases of ‘’stalking’’ his neighbors. The gang got a kick out of the story and talked about it for a bit. They also discussed huggable Jesus dolls, Todd told us all about seeing some Iraqi soldiers dressed up as squirrels in his back yard, the gang analyzed ejection seat theory, and they covered some war news. BW also did a story on the concealed weapons law that some are trying to get passed. After expressing their views, that you can have as many guns as you want but you just don’t need to carry them around everywhere, TnT opened up the phone lines and took quite a few calls on the subject. Both supporters and those against the concealed weapons law checked in to give their points of view.

Matt and Kelly from Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck stopped in this morning for a little lawyer talk. To begin their visit, they joined in on the concealed weapons discussion TnT had carried over from the newscast. They then talked a bit about their time in the service, shared details about being on tanks, and gave their opinions on the war in Iraq. They also joined in on some of the other topics of the day and only took one or two calls from listeners who asked for legal advice. If you need a lawyer, phone these guys at 345-7600 or find them on the web at FATHERSRIGHTSLAW.COM.

Haywood Banks from the Funny Bone phoned in today and talked with TnT for a bit. It’s been a while since he’s been in town because he’s got some loyalties to a radio show Todd and Tyler kicked the holy s-bomb out of recently but now that those tools are gone, Haywood’s coming back to the Funny Bone for some shows this weekend. He talked with TnT about Michigan (where he lives) and their big Iraqi population, discussed some of the new songs he’s been working on for his act, and told the guys he still does some of his old favorites like the I-80 song and the toast song. Haywood will be joining the guys in studio on Friday morning and I believe there is going to be a Z-92 night at the Funny Bone with Todd and Tyler to see Haywood this week. Stay tuned for details or just call the Bone Phone at 493-8036.

BW came in and did today’s sports report for the baby making, wife taming sum’bitch Travis, who is in KC with his college buddies. During his report, he read over a list of recent local hole-in-ones. Todd, having never had a hole-in-one, got pissed off and started ranting about how all of the people from the list suck. One of them happened to be a 9-year-old kid. It was hilarious. Finding this out, though, didn’t phase Todd one bit. He seemed even more pissed knowing that a 9-year-old got a hole in one.

TnT phoned their in-studio bride Kiri this morning to see how things are going between her and her new husband Bill. They evidentially got a hold of her on her Mumble Phone because she was quite hard to understand. Anyway, she told the guys that she’s bumming out because some people have called her a slut since we found out she and Bill bumped uglies. TnT had to remind Kiri that she isn’t a slut, she’s a married woman and she and Bill even waited a while after their wedding night before consummating the marriage. Kiri then went on to say that she hasn’t seen much of Bill lately because she’s been sick. TnT then phoned Bill to help get the couple back in contact with each other but he didn’t answer. Later, though, he phoned in and basically dodged every question TnT asked him relating to how their relationship is going and whether or not the couple might stay together after the Vegas trip.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Jay Karnes this morning. He plays ‘’Dutch’’ on the hit FX show ‘’The Shield’’. Jay is actually from here, having gone to Brown Eye, so the guys talked about his local connections for a bit. They then moved on to discuss some things that happened on the show this season. From there, TnT found out that the gang from the show is currently in contract negotiations, a great sign that there is going to be another season of the show. Jay also talked briefly about having worked with Madonna (who didn’t say a damn word to him) while filming ‘’The Next Best Thing.’’ Jay mentioned to TnT that he will be back in Omaha for his aunt’s wedding in July so the guys invited him up to their show when the time comes. Jay sounded excited about the proposition so that will probably happen. Tune into FX tonight for the season finale of ‘’The Shield.’’

The guys took a moment today to read over a list of the top 10 things one should consider before voicing an opinion on the war in Iraq. The list was supposedly written by Dennis Miller, although TnT got reports after reading it on the air that it was not. At that point, though, the really didn’t care because the list was pretty damn good nonetheless. TnT seemed to agree with everything the list said and in a nutshell, the list basically said if you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut up and you better support the troops because they’re over there fighting and dying as we speak while we’re all sitting at home on our fat asses watching bad TV and eating at chain restaurants.

BW returned later in the show with the e-news. They began the segment with the ceremonial calendar turn to the new hottie we all get to twist off to for the next month. Tyler then mouthed the sound effect for a pack of wild vaginas. I don’t know why he did it, but it was funny as hell. BW then did a list of the top reasons for car crashes, Tyler dropped an audible fart, there was a lot of ‘’This day in history’’ and ‘’Who the hell is that’’ news, and the gang had a lengthy discussion about ‘’Charles In Charge’’. That pretty much sums up the e-news segment. If you missed it, I strongly suggest tuning into the 3^rd Shift Replay tonight. As always, TnT put on an awesome show today.

Dr. Ed will be joining the guys tomorrow for a special visit. The gang is going to avoid any sort of medical questions from the listeners and let the Doc just hang out and chat with them instead of putting him to work. It should be another interesting program so make sure you join the guys tomorrow at 5:30am. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-