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Wednesday 4-2-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little talk about things that suck. To begin with, the Marine on FOX’s ‘’American Idol’’ show sucks and both Todd and Tyler wondered why the guy isn’t overseas fighting. Todd then told us all about the sucky meal he had at a local steak house last night. He complained that there was entirely too much salt used in the preparation of his dinner, something Tyler chimed in on regarding that particular restaurant as well. The gang then spent some time discussing how much yesterday sucked. The day itself had the potential to be nice but it was windy, therefore making the entire day suck; Todd got blown around on the bike trail and Tyler nearly lost some shrimp on his grill. After ranting about those things that suck, the guys read another e-mail from Anita Man, the crank whore who’s locked up in the Sarpy County pokey. She informed the guys that she’s not a fattie, like they previously suspected, and pointed to her crank problem as proof.

BW came in a bit later with the news. The gang spent some time talking a bit more about he concealed weapons law that has passed the first stage in Lincoln. They said they weren’t going to talk about the subject but took a call on it anyway. As you might imagine, the guy who phoned in rambled and rambled on and on and on again about the concealed weapons subject. Thankfully the call ended before the left half of my brain shut down. The news continued with a motorcycle crash story, more casino discussion, and Todd struggled to get an accurate answer from the drug calculator regarding the street value of 45 pounds of cocaine. There was also a story about a teacher/girls basketball coach who was busted for performing ‘’sexual acts’’ on a 15-year-old student. It was a local story but I don’t remember which school (it wasn’t in Omaha, perhaps Norfolk?). BW then concluded the news with a heartwarming story about a 9-year-old Nicaraguan girl who was raped and had to have an abortion 4 months into her pregnancy.

Dr. Ed joined TnT live from Tyler, TX this morning. He’s headed to Mexico City for a conference today so the guy spent some time discussing the trip. From there, TnT asked a few medical questions relating to SARS, Small Pox, and motion sickness before opening up the phone lines to the listeners. TnT pointed out that they didn’t want medical questions for the doc today, offering the listeners the opportunity to ask Dr. Ed anything else they wanted instead. So that’s just what the listeners did. The gang discussed the war, basketball, college baseball, Texas liquor laws, CAT scanning fat women, the best starter guitars, there was some sex talk, and the gang had a great call from Loady about, surprise, pot. It was yet another awesome visit with Dr. Ed today. Stay tuned, as he will be rejoining the guys for another session in just a couple of weeks.

Travis came in with the sports a bit later in the show. Before he dove into the sporting news, he told TnT all about his recent trip to KC to see the Royals play. He and his college buddies had a great time drinking beer and Gin and Tonics at the ballpark. Then when Travis got into his report, he did a story about a 6’ 9’’ basketball player that got hammered and was arrested for sleeping it off in the middle of the street/sidewalk somewhere. That spawned an interesting discussion between Todd, Tyler, and Dr. Ed as they all shared stories of times they’ve been so drunk that any spot on the ground looked like a perfect place for a nap.

After Travis left, Todd and Tyler reread their letter from Anita Man, the jailed crank hooker that writes them occasionally. That led nicely into BW’s entertainment report for the day. During the e-news, the guys discussed a gay Chinese opera singer who threw himself to his death off the top of a hotel. They then moved on to talk about various Hollywood relationships before getting into a bunch of ‘’This day in history’’ stuff. BW attempted to stump TnT by giving them tiny details about each history story but it was quite difficult for the guys to guess some of them. After all, BW was basically asking, ‘’On this day in 1934, someone invented this.’’

After tiring of BW’s poor hints, the guys spent a bit of time discussing their inter-show DVD swapping habits and tried to round up who had what of each other’s movies. BW then did a Council Bluffs sex offender registry and wrapped up the e-news with a humorous ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ segment.

Following the e-news, Todd and Tyler spent some time talking about last night’s season finale of the FX show, ‘’The Shield’’. Some callers checked in to talk about the show, as everyone spoiled what happened for Jeremy (he was a sweepy widdle guy and went to bed too early to see the show). TnT also took a handful of phone calls from listeners who wanted to share ‘’passing out’’ stories, a topic spawned by an earlier sports story. The most memorable came from a guy who said he picked up some girl in college and took her back to his dorm. They knocked it out for a bit and the girl eventually passed out. When she did, she pooped herself. So the guy rolled her up in the poopy sheet, drug her down the hall of his dorm, and left her in the dorm lobby.

Well, that does it for the Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shit Replay of this morning’s show and make sure you rejoin Todd and Tyler tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-