Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 4-7-03

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning by discussing the weather. Due to the snow, BW was MIA plowing, something both Todd and Tyler felt was a waste of time. They stated that because the it was going to be so warm today and all the snow will be melted by tomorrow anyway, BW and plow guys like him are ripping people off. The guys then talked about their trip to Elkhorn over the weekend to a bar called Jack’s. They watched some karaoke, stating that even though it’s horrible, it might not be so bad if the singers would actually sing into the microphone. While there, Tyler’s Becky actually won at keno, something noteworthy because it’s common knowledge that Becky loses every time she gets anywhere near gambling (specifically the slots).

Also early in the show, TnT read an e-mail from a male cross dresser asking their help in finding a woman who would tolerate his preference to dress up like a woman every now and then. They spent a bit of time talking about it but decided to hold off on the discussion until later in the show. Instead, they moved on to talk about the Iraqi Minister of Information being the funniest man in the universe, still denying that the American troops have entered Baghdad. TnT also took an early morning call from their buddy Black Tony who told them that someone broke into his truck and stole a Cowboys jacket of his, and much to his surprise, leaving behind some DVD porn.

Todd and Tyler are going out to Brewsky’s tonight for the NCAA basketball championship game. They brought Paula, tonight’s speed dater, into the studio for a little ‘’get to know ya’’ session. The guys were surprised at how thin Paula was because when they spoke to her over the phone last week she said she was less than 150 pounds. It turns out that she’s only a buck 10. During her visit, they took a few phone calls from guy listeners wanting to schedule speed date slots for tonight. She seemed open to men between 25 and 40-years-old, but didn’t really discount anyone. TnT have left some spots open for tonight so if you didn’t get a chance to schedule a spot with Paula this morning, just swing by Brewsky’s tonight. By the way, as Tyler mentioned when Paula got up to leave, ‘’You’ve got a great ass, too.’’ Join TnT and Paula at Brewsky’s tonight from7 to 9pm.

With BW on the road plowing, Todd and Tyler brought in Trisha Meuret from Channel 7 to do the newscast. During her time with the guys, they talked about a variety of war-related news bits from the weekend and touched on the Freedom Breakfast both Channel 7 and Z92 were a part of over the weekend. Trisha also did a story on an arsonist that was just arrested named Decabooter. The gang spent some time discussing the odd name, taking a call or two, and determined that you would most likely hear the name Decabooter in the African American community.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Jill Cordes of the Food Network’s ‘’Best Of’’ show. She used to be on the air here at Channel 7 before getting the gig with the Food Network. The gang spent some time discussing Jill’s TV show and talking about all the places she gets to travel to. They then touched on a variety of the types of food featured on the show as well as talking about things currently in the works. The gang also gave Jill’s husband a hard time for being ‘’a deadbeat’’ as he attends Columbia while Jill pays the bills with her Food Network gig. Jill was great with Todd and Tyler this morning, seeming to have a lot of fun. You can catch her on the ‘’Best Of’’ airing on the Food Network tonight.

TnT spoke to Bill of Bill and Kiri this morning. He told the guys he hasn’t seen his wife in a while and mentioned their marriage is ‘’turning out like your average marriage’’, referring to sex or the lack thereof, it seemed. TnT then phoned Kiri to get her take on the subject. She just pointed out that she and Bill have been busy lately and that’s the reason they haven’t seen much of each other. I’m sure we’ll hear from the couple again in the near future so stay tuned.

Todd and Tyler reread the e-mail from the listener asking TnT where he, a guy who likes to cross dress, could find a woman willing to put up with such an activity. TnT opened up the lines but for the most part, listeners didn’t have much to say on the subject. Travis, too, didn’t have much to say and seemed to disagree with TnT when they were discussing how it might feel good to have a silk nightgown touching their skin while they slept. Perhaps the cross dressing subject will come up again in the future.

TnT’s comedy buddy Patrick Spring phoned the guys this morning. He’s going to be at the Funny Bone next week and phoned in today to say hi. He talked with TnT about his car problems, something he’s known for. He covered one of the last junk cars he purchased with Z-92 stickers a while back and when it died, he left it on the side of the road somewhere. We’ll here more from Patrick when he’s in town at the Funny Bone next week.

Trav came in with the sports report a bit later in the show. There was a lot of basketball talk, including some discussion about whether or not Creighton coach Dana Altman might go to Georgia. The gang also spent some time analyzing ‘’Necessary Roughness’’, wondering whether or not the school depicted in the film was fictional. Some callers checked in to help with the debate. TnT also asked Travis how his job interview with Fox Rocky Mountain Sports went in Denver but Travis didn’t seem comfortable talking about it on the air.

Later in the show, TnT got a call from a listener telling them about an article in the Daily Nonparallel featuring a 79-year-old Council Bluffs man who is willing to pay any woman $28,000 to marry him. TnT phoned the guy, Virgil, to ask him about why he put such an ad in the paper. Virgil told TnT that his wife of 49 years left him just 4 years ago and he’s been trying to find a new woman ever since. He also said that he received a letter from Lucent, the company he retired from, informing him that when he passes away, his wife will get $28,000. Because he’s now wifeless, he decided to take this opportunity and put up the $28,000 in trade for companionship in the form of a new wife. He just has to find someone willing to marry him and wait out his death in order to get the money.

The story was great and Virgil made it even better. Tyler asked him, ‘’At 79 you can still do it, buddy?’’ Virgil replied with a spunky, ‘’You betcha!’’ He went on to say that he doesn’t even need Viagra. The guys then asked him about the type of woman he’s looking for and it seemed like old Virgil didn’t really care. ‘’I like’em all’’ and ‘’I like the big boobs’’ were among his memorable quotes. Virgil also told TnT that a 35-year-old woman read his article in the paper and came over to his place yesterday. Today, she’s cooking him dinner. He also said that a 21-year-old has shown interest in him as well.

Before letting him go, TnT tried to warn Virgil that there might be some creepy women approaching him just for his money. Virgil seemed enough aware to be on his toes about such women. TnT then told Virgil that they’d give his number over the air in case there happened to be any of their listeners interested in marrying the 79-year-old man. If you’re one of them, phone Virgil at (712) 256-1310. TnT are going to keep in touch with Virgil as his search for a new wife continues so stay tuned.

Trisha returned late in the show with today’s e-news segment. During this time, the gang discussed Vin Diesel’s acting abilities, Joe Millionaire’s never-going-to-happen trip to the Funny Bone, Rosie’s lesbian lover taking her last name, and the Girls Gone Wild guy getting busted for coke and humping 17-year-olds. Trisha also read over a list of the reasons people cheat on their spouses. As she went over the list, TnT spent some time discussing each and analyzing ways one could avoid being put in situations that would make cheating possible.

well, that does it for today’s update. Remember that Todd and Tyler will be out at Brewsky’s tonight for the NCAA championship. Speed dater Paula will also be joining the guys from 7 to 9pm so make sure to swing out and see the gang. That’s it for today’s update. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-