Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 4-10-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by talking about a surprise birthday party for RJ of the Fish Heads that they attended last night at the Funny Bone. There were a ton of people there including the mayor. TnT tried to call RJ on his cell phone early in the show but much to their sarcastic surprise, he didn’t answer. Also early in the show, TnT spent some time talking about an X Box video game featuring a bunch of hot volleyball players on the beach after the Bad Jocks web site alerted them to the story. Evidentially, there is some sort of cheat code or ‘’patch’’ for the game that turns all the women naked. A listener checked in and confirmed the story.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. After some discussion of Omaha’s own ‘’Pacific Blue’’ bicycle cops being hired to patrol the riverfront, the gang moved on to discuss SARS and surgical masks. They then spent some time discussing the war, BW reported on an animal cruelty story that was rather horrible, and there was some talk of a bunch of nudists in Seattle running around in city parks.

As the news wrapped up, the guys spent a little time discussing shaving their sacks again. Without fully admitting to shaving his own sack, BW made it appear that he shaves his sack every day. The gang got into a rather heated discussion about the length of time appropriate for sack shaving. TnT both seemed to agree that it should take a while, therefore sack shaving is something you don’t do every day. This, consequently, will lead to scrotal stubble. BW, on the other hand, angrily yelled, ‘’It takes 30 seconds!’’, once again leading TnT to believe that not only is BW’s sack as smooth as boneless, skinless chicken breasts, but he’s tearing into his follicle infestation problem down there daily. As you might imagine, the sack shaving discussion popped up repeatedly throughout the remainder of the show.

Lester lent Tyler a book full of secrets lesbians are sharing with regular guys in order to help them pleasure their women. TnT spent some time going over various subjects in the book today. To start with, they discussed techniques for preparing the anus for penetration. That led to a lengthy conversation about rimming. Todd, Tyler, and Jeremy all agreed that they enjoy being on both the receiving and giving end of such an activity. BW, on the other hand, freaked out again and went on and on about how ‘’Crap comes out of that hole and you’re going to lick it? That’s horrible.’’ After further argument, TnT opened the phone lines and listeners checked in on the butt tongue topic. Later in the show, TnT read more tips from the book which included some discussion about men using vibrators, the old ‘’elbow to the head’’ oral sex trick, and the worthlessness of the book’s ‘’masturbation date’’ idea.

TnT spoke to Bob Reno from Bob Reno's BadJocks.com - Where COPS meets SPORTSCENTER (includes links to drunk driving lawyers) this morning. They seemed to focus a great deal of today’s discussion on the X Box video game where the volleyball players turn naked after you enter in a patch. The guys went to the web site and found a link to a bunch of photos of the naked digital women. To their surprise, they were all quite aroused by the cartoonish photos. The gang also talked with Bob about a rash of high school coach sex scandals featured on his site. So far this year, there are around 70 stories (and it’s only April!). It was yet another great visit with Bob Reno from Bob Reno's BadJocks.com - Where COPS meets SPORTSCENTER (includes links to drunk driving lawyers) and I’m sure we’ll here from him again in the near future.

Travis came in with today’s sports report. TnT attempted to bring him into the asshole licking conversation from earlier in their show but Trav didn’t seem willing to admit to the practice. Summing up his life, he said, ‘’I’m just boring.’’

Craig Peters from the Funny Bone stopped in today and hung out with the guys for a bit. He joined in on the ass licking subject and shared a vague story about a vibrator experience he had years ago. He also talked with the guys about last night’s surprise birthday party for RJ of the Fish Heads, which he performed at. Craig joined in on the rest of the topics of the morning and, as always, he seemed to enjoy his time with TnT. You can catch him at the Funny Bone all weekend by phoning 493-8036.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary based on some of his observations on Iraq from watching yesterday’s news. We probably won’t hear from Larry again this week but he’ll be returning next week with more neck talk.

RJ from the Fish Heads and his wife Karen finally checked in this morning late in the program. RJ sounded out of it and his wife sounded as if she were still a bit drunk. There was also some asshole in the background yelling inaudible sounds and swearing. What I got out of the conversation was that everyone survived the night of birthday partying and RJ’s friend Rocket is a dick. Happy birthday RJ!

BW returned later in the show with the e-news segment. The e-news was summed up all too well by BW who after screwing up a story related to the air date of the 100^th episode of ‘’South Park’’, BW stated ‘’I’m not credible at all.’’ The gang also got into yet another lengthy argument. This time it was about farting. All morning long, Tyler had been dropping bombs in the studio. He let another one fly during the e-news and it almost killed Brian. BW then ranted about how gross farts are and claimed that he never farts in public. TnT gave him a hard time, stating that it’s okay to fart in a roomful of buddies but BW refused to agree. TnT then brought up BW’s toxic release in church a while ago, fumes that the news chick blamed on a poor, innocent child. The e-news was just completely loopy today. If the segment wasn’t summed up by BW’s ‘’I’m not credible at all’’ comment or with the fart argument, BW’s whacked ‘’a bowl full of hard candy in her cooch’’ was the capper.

Well, that’s it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow for the Friday show. Mark Gross from the Funny Bone will be joining the guys so it should be a lot of fun. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-