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Monday 4-14-03

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by discussing their weekends. With the exception of the terrible winds yesterday, the guys seemed to enjoy their weekends as they watched a lot of the Masters tournament. Tyler talked about getting some shampoo in one of his ears, which left him partially deaf this morning. And also early in the show, TnT spent some time talking about some comments made by the Lincoln mayor…

Omaha and Lincoln are battling over who gets the high school state wresting championships now that Omaha’s got a giant new convention center. Well, the Lincoln mayor got on TV and started telling everyone Lincoln should keep it because it’s safer than Omaha. Todd and Tyler were a bit pissed at the comments made by the Lincoln mayor and spent some time discussing the story early on and again when Travis arrived a bit later. And speaking of Travis, TnT spent a little time discussing an article in the paper over the weekend that explained that KM3’s second sports guy, Kevin Jenks, is no longer with the station.

BW came in a bit later in the show just in time to play ‘’Where’d you eat this weekend’’ with the guys. After ranting about a problem he had at the Popeye’s, BW went on to tell TnT that he gave a homeless man $3 over the weekend. Brian had run into the homeless man downtown and after BW began to feel bad for owning multiple homes, being dressed in his leather, and owning a Harley, his icy heart melted and he gave the bum $3. The gang then went on to discuss today’s news, which included a tale of PCP induced cannibalism, a puppy that swallowed a giant knife (‘’That’s not a knife. This is a knife!’’), and BW wrapped up today’s newscast with a heartwarming kicker story about some forced Taiwanese teenaged sex with a rott.

Todd and Tyler kicked off their gas giveaway contest this morning. Listen daily between 7 and 8am when Todd and Tyler will go into their gas chamber. The number of farts they hear will determine the # of songs you must listen for from that day’s America Rocks artist. Then, once the last song starts, be the 25^th caller and you’ll win a $500 gas card! After giving all of the details of their new contest, the guys realized that the first song of the day (and I doubt I’m spoiling anything because it’s so late in the day), is Zep and they’re a British band. After further discussion and giggles, the guys decided to refer to the artist of the day as the ‘’Coalition Artist of the Day’’ from this point out, stating that for the next week or so, there’s only 1 American band listed as the ‘’America Rocks’’ artist! They were most likely joking so make sure you tune in every morning to find out that day’s actual ’Coalition Artist of the Day for the ‘’Win Todd and Tyler’s Gas’’ contest.

Travis came in a bit later in the show with today’s sports report. He briefly talked with TnT about Jenks formerly of Channel 3. Trav wouldn’t offer up any on-air details about why he is no longer with KM3 but did say that we’d all hear more about it later in the week. Travis also talked with the guys about the Lincoln mayor’s comments as they pertained to Omaha trying to lure the high school wrestling tournament away from Lincoln. Travis also talked at length with the guys about the Masters tournament over the weekend and the recent beheading of a local area catholic church’s statue of St. NogginLoppedOff, the patron saint of sledgehammers.

About half way through today’s show, Todd and Tyler’s computer system when down on them. This left them with no sound effects or commercials for right around an hour. Even though they’ve talked for an hour straight with no commercials countless times in the past, they both seemed pissed that they were forced into the situation by technical difficulties. The guys were able to make the best of it, though, and put out one hell of an hour of morning radio for us all to enjoy.

During the hour of no computers, the guys talked with Travis about the sports, they took calls from listeners who wanted to talk about St. NogginLoppedOff, BW sat in as the Winslow 2000 and shared with us his impressive array of sound effects, and the guys played quite a few rounds of ‘’What was I watching?’’ with their listeners (with BW as the Winslow 2000 again). A female listener also checked in during this time and told TnT that they are now making baby face wipes flavored like fruits. The purpose is so babies don’t get medicine mouths when their parents wipe off crusty face food. To Todd and Tyler, though, the flavored baby wipes spawned a lengthy discussion of bung hole licking again, which such flavored wipes obviously ad a new dement ion to. The guys seemed to be having fun while they awaited the return of technology and might have reached that loopy stage of exhaustion several times during their marathon of chatter.

Also while the computers were out, TnT phoned their speed dater from last week, Paula, to find out if she went out with any of the guys she met during her Brewsky’s speed dating event. Paula said she had two dates, one Friday and one Sunday. The first guy took her to dinner and a movie and she said they might have done a little smooching. The other guy also took her to dinner but he didn’t get to suck her face. Paula went on to say that she might be calling a few more of the men she met while speed dating with Todd and Tyler at Brewsky’s and promised to keep in touch with the guys in the future.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in today and delivered a commentary on the playing cards the military is issuing to the troops that show all of the Iraqi bad guys we’re looking for. Todd and Tyler both drifted off during the end of Larry’s commentary and I found myself laughing at their reaction to him when he asked, ‘’get it?’’ after one of his strange jokes/comments. Stay tuned for more from Larry as the week progresses.

BW returned later in today’s show with the entertainment report. The guys started out by talking of Celine Deon’s husband’s Philippino spooge jacket, which fit well wit their next conversation about Monica Lewinsky hosting a new FOX dating show. BW read through today’s list of, ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ and then he moved on to discuss a list of the top 10 television shows of all time that were loved by their audience but didn’t last very long. TnT seemed to remember most of the shows and discussed each as they came up. By the time the guys reached the end of the list, it was clear of one blaring omission. Fox’s ‘’The Family Guy’’ was not on the list. Luckily for us all, though, a listener phoned TnT and said that all of ‘’The Family Guy’’ episodes are out on DVD now. It sounds like a trip to the Best Buy for us all!

Well, that does it for the Monday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure you rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday edition. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-