Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 4-15-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing the pre-sweeps TV doldrums. Last night was nothing but bad reality shows so both of the guys watched a movie. Tyler checked out the old Woody Allen classic, ‘’Manhattan’’ while Todd viewed the Tom Hanks film ‘’Road To Perdition.’’ After briefly discussing those films, the guys moved on to speculate further about the future of Creighton Blue Jay coach Dana Altman. This came up after some talk abut a comment Deb Ward made on Channel 3 last night. She said something to the effect of, ‘’Dana Altman will never leave Nebraska’’. TnT gave Deb a hard time about her statement, using the gleam in coach Altman’s eyes last week when they mentioned high paying gigs elsewhere as a means to prove Deb wrong.

Also early, TnT took a call from a listener who said he video taped his 33-year-old neighbor masturbating in her back yard yesterday while she sun bathed. He wanted to know if he had broken any laws, considering she was outside in plain view. TnT didn’t think he had, and didn’t take any calls on the contrary either. They did, however, ask the guy to drop of the 12-minute-long grindfest so they could check it out. If that happens, I’m sure we’ll get a full report of the video soon.

After the masturbating neighbor talk, Tyler shared a story about a run in with a man at his gym yesterday that was quite hilarious. Tyler said he was playing solo basketball when an old guy approached him. The man commented on Tyler’s ball handling, asking him if he ever played ball, and saying he was in pretty good shape. The old guy then went on to explain that he does some stuff for the Senior Olympics, so he’s in pretty good shape too, for being a 66-year-old guy, that is.

At the end of their conversation about the shape the 66-year-old man was in, he shared a tidbit of information about himself that made Tyler laugh, yet feel slightly uncomfortable upon later examination. The old guy said something to the effect of, ‘’I just wish I could get a hard on like I used to’’, making the somewhat limp finger poking out of the crotch hand gesture. Later in the show, the gang speculated that he might have been hitting Tyler up for a handy. He did, after all, ask how old Tyler was, continuously comment on Tyler’s fine physique, and he also made sure to ask about Tyler’s ball handling skills.

Also early in the show, TnT spent some time discussing a photo in the paper that shows some of Nebraska’s National Guards guys holding up a Husker flag somewhere in Iraq. Todd and Tyler both seemed sickened by this, stating that they should be holding up the American flag, not the flag of a 7 and 7 college football team. There is a war going on over there, not a damn football game. Later in the show, they brought up the Husker flag photo with Travis during his sports report and Trav seemed to agree that a Husker flag on the battlefield was a bit silly.

TnT spoke with their Vegas trip groom Bill this morning. He recently sent the guys a cassette of him singing a parody song about his in-studio wedding to Kiri, which TnT couldn’t play because of poor it’s poor quality. They did, however, read over the lyrics and that’s what they spent most of the conversation with Bill this morning talking about. He may be coming into the studio to attempt a live performance in the near future so stay tuned. Before letting Bill go, TnT asked about the chances of he and Kiri staying together after the Vegas trip, to which Bill said they probably wouldn’t be.

BW came in a bit later in the show and spent some time discussing Tyler’s new R-n-B CD from the 70’s, a Target impulse buy, which became the bumper music for the rest of today’s show. The news itself was full of some terrible stories including talk of a house fire, a police officer shooting a family’s dog (not a rotty or a pit bull, just a big mutt), and a tale about the body of a woman and a baby being washed up on shore somewhere in CA (which might be the lady they’ve been looking for out there since around Christmas). The gang also discussed the Husker flags in Iraq a bit further, which led to further war talk. Also during this segment, the guys talked about Mayor Mike Fahey’s possible race for mayor again and TnT made sure to hit on the subject of Haitian Voo Doo (the last two unrelated, maybe).

After this morning’s news, Todd and Tyler went into their gas chamber and found out how many tunes from today’s Coalition artist of the day you must listen for. They also named today’s artist and reminded everyone to be the 25^th caller and name all of today’s songs when the last one plays this afternoon in order to win the $500 gas card they’re giving away. They’ll be giving out another $500 card tomorrow so stay tuned!

A few weeks ago, TnT discussed an e-mail they received from a listener asking them their advice on a 3-some. After pointing out the differences between a 3-some and a gangbang, they told the lady to do it if she wants. Well, they gave her a follow-up call after receiving another e-mail from her. She told the guys that she and her man had actually had a 4-some, a couple swap, with some friends of theirs in a side-by-side-bed hotel room. She told TnT that it was kind of weird and it seemed like she was wavering on whether she liked it or not. She did say, though, that she probably wouldn’t do it again.

That 3-some call spawned quite a bit of discussion about the troubles that come with humping other people while you’re in a committed relationship. TnT analyzed some of the problems that might come up, such as the jealousy issue, and after much trying, they were only able to come up with one perfect 3-some scenario: A guy meets two strangers in a bar (women) and takes them both home to nail them. Anything else will lead to trouble and/or a big envelope from an attorney sitting on your desk when you get to work. The guys also took some calls on the 3-some subject, including another story from a lady that detailed a bathtub romp with her neighbors.

Travis came in a bit later with this morning’s sports report. During his visit, the gang spent more time speculating about the future of coach Dana Altman of the Blue Jays. Trav also joined in on the 3-some talk and even though he seemed to be having fun discussing it, it was clear that Trav was a bit freaked out by the thought. He couldn’t seem to even imagine a bathtub full of naked people humping on each other, as one of the earlier callers had said. Trav eventually got into his ‘’For What It’s Worth’’ segment, which consisted of his opinions on how Roy Williams shouldn’t be criticized for going to NC, the WNBA should shut up and quit crying about not making money until they can put some butts in their seats, and how Martha Burk’s protest against the Masters tournament was worthless. He’s going to do some feedback on tonight’s 10pm newscast so if you’d like to hear yourself on the air, leave Trav a voice mail at 593-2706 or send him an e-mail to travis@km3news.com or travis@z92.com.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Bill Gardell this morning. He plays Vinny Sticcarelli on the new FX show ‘’Lucky’’ which also stars John Corbett. He talked about how he got the roll, being friends with the producers, and discussed the evolution of the storyline. He also talked about his character, some things we have to look forward to on the program this season, and Bill talked a bit about being a stand-up comic. He said he’s been to our Bone once years ago and after this morning’s interesting interview, TnT mentioned that they might talk to Colleen and see about getting Bill back in town to perform again. You can check out Bill on ‘’Lucky’’ tonight on FX. Check TV Listings, Movie Reviews, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment News and more | TVGuide.com if you’re a cheap-ass or broke-ass (like myself) to get the airtime.

BW returned later in the show with this morning’s e-news segment. It began with some talk about fantasies that would attack you. They then moved on to talk about how the body of a ‘’Cops’’ producer was finally found after he had fallen off a cliff while posing for a picture a while back. The gang then spent some time discussing liposuction and it’s effects on the fat tummies of Cambodian children. Tyler expressed his anger at having a sticky ball, too. And before wrapping up the show, BW read over a list of 1980 trivia questions and a quiz about love songs, questions that Todd and Tyler had no trouble answering.

Well, that does it for the Tuesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for another program. They’ll be joined by Dr. Ed so get your medical questions (relevant ones) ready to go. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-