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Tuesday 5-13-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about yesterday’s television coverage of the President’s visit. Most of the TV coverage was unnecessary and the AM radio play-by-play of what was happening on TV was even more worthless. TnT then brought up the fact that because of their comments yesterday about the Air-Lite management not paying their employees if they wanted to go hear the President speak, the company changed their minds sometime yesterday afternoon and decided to pay their employees. TnT then touched on the ‘’Republican good’’ FWIW commentary Trav did yesterday, taking a few calls from listeners who saw it.

Todd and Tyler then read over an e-mail that related to the continuing saga of Bill, Kiri, Donna, and Mike. The e-mail was from Donna’s mother and she said that Mike has allegedly been trying to pay Donna for sex. Later, Mike’s sister checked in and at the same time Donna phoned in. The two women went into catfight mode and argued back and forth, making everyone in the studio and from what I can gather, everyone listening quite uncomfortable. TnT eventually ended their verbal slugfest, seemingly pleased that neither of the two women turned their attention to blaming them or their show for the argument we had all just heard. Following that call, BW made a comical reference to ‘’drunken truck whore’’, not directing it at anyone in particular, but that phrase stuck around for most of the early morning part of today’s show.

The guys did a little early morning trained counseling today. A 21-year-old guy checked in and told TnT that he’s been trying to work the 3-some angle into his marriage but somehow his 24-year-old wife took it a different way. She told him that he could have a free pass for 2 years and nail anyone he wanted but during that period, he couldn’t sleep with her. They would remain married the whole time but if he wanted to get a little strange, he was allowed. He’d also be allowed to bring that 2-year period to an end any time he wanted, but wouldn’t be able to start it back up again on a whim. TnT discussed the guy’s situation, pondering benefits and drawbacks to such an offer, and in the end, they gave him advice on both ends of the spectrum. They said go ahead and have his 2 years of strange fun but he better keep the woman because she seems like one hell of a gal.

BW came in with the news a bit later in today’s show. TnT continued their discussion of President Bush’s visit to Omaha yesterday before moving on to a few other stories. They talked about a crack swallowing finger biter and then got into a strange wrap that started with a story about burned up immigrants that led to the ‘’Matrix’’ movie that then led to talk of Cameron Diaz and finally back to the burned up Mexican immigrants. They then wrapped up the newscast with a story about a really long line of Hershey kisses being strung together to set some sort of record. TnT gave BW a hard time about picking the most candy-assed story possible to bring the news segment to a close.

TnT did a little more trained counseling a bit later in today’s show. This time it was for a guy who recently found out that his current girlfriend used to date a chiseled male model. The e-mailer was starting to doubt himself and how he stacked up to the chiseled model, pondering why his girlfriend was with him and not the good looking, non hairy guy. TnT discussed his worries for a bit, concluding that he was a bit self-conscious about himself, and told him that if the woman was with him now and not the studly guy, there was a reason. They said he should have a little confidence and enjoy knowing that all big muscular men have tiny penises.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Jungle Jack Hannah this morning. You may know him as the guy who runs the Columbus Zoo who’s always on Letterman or you may be familiar with his show on 42 where he travels around and gets his junk pecked on by all of the exotic birds. He shared a few stories about a recent trip to a Namibian bed and breakfast in a town of 8 people over in Africa, moved on to talk about animal intuition as it relates to storms, spent some time talking about rhino urine as an aphrodisiac and collecting rhino sperm, and he also covered grizzly bear balls and their 40 times. Jack also discussed various poaching problems over in Africa as well as discussing sea lion sex. In one of the most interesting tangents the gang got on today, TnT asked Jack if humans are indeed the only animal that humps for pleasure. Jack informed TnT that we are not and that the Bonobo monkey humps for fun nearly all of the time. It was yet another great interview with Jungle Jack Hannah. I’m sure TnT will have him on again in the future so if you missed his visit with the guys today, stay tuned.

Travis came in with today’s sports report and FWIW commentary. He read over the sports before the gang spent some time discussing the ‘’Republican good!’’ commentary from yesterday’s 10pm KM3 newscast. Also during the sports, Creighton Blue Jay baseball coach Jack Daum stopped in. He spent some time talking with the guys about the rough start to this season before moving on to discuss the rivalry between his team and the Huskers, who have turned out to be pretty good this year. You can see Creighton taking on the Huskers down at the Johnny tonight.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Chuck Barris, formerly of ‘’The Gong Show’’ this morning. He’s got a new CD out called ‘’Confessions of a Dangerous Singer’’ as well as a movie based on his life called ‘’Confessions of a Dangerous Mind’’. He spent some time discussing the book and film, the sequel to the book that he’s nearly finished with, how he used to live in the South of France, and he discussed his alleged weird and confusing career as an assassin for the CIA, which nobody seemed to take seriously. Chuck also spent some time focusing on various ‘’Gong Show’’ characters, as TnT took calls from listeners with questions about their favorite performers. It was a very interesting interview that I’m sure you’ll be able to hear on a Best Of sometime soon.

BW returned late in today’s show with the e-news. During that time, the guys discussed the hottie from ‘’Alias’’ getting a divorce because she’s now much more popular than her husband. They also talked about the final episode of ‘’Friends’’ and how they’re asking millions for 30-second commercials when it finally airs. TnT also spent some time analyzing Avril Lavigne lyrics before they took a call from the local guy who’s putting together the ‘’Buddha Man’’ movie that is going to have a piece of Todd and Tyler in it. The movie is currently being edited and should be ready to show some time next month.

Also during the e-news, TnT spent some time crafting an idea to replace the dodge ball void that will be left next winter. They got the great idea of showing movies that they constantly reference on the show in sort of a Mystery Science Theater 3000 way and after a call from Colleen from the Funny Bone, the idea really started to take shape. BW then wrapped up today’s e-news and the show with a heartwarming story about a couple of parents that decapitated one of their children, had some sex, and then decapitated their other kid.

Well, that does it for the Tuesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Wednesday show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-