Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 5-19-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some discussion about their weekend trip to the Mid America Motorplex for Viper Days. Although they didn’t get to race any Vipers, as earlier expected, TnT did race each other in identical Dodge Neons. Tyler, with the not-so surprisingly quicker reaction time, beat Todd in the head-to-head race. TnT then discussed a few of the things they saw while out at the track, which included a jet car that scared the crap out of everyone when it blew by, a monster truck that even Tyler thought was pretty cool, and they all had a laugh talking about ‘’a Chinaman’’ they saw looking at his opponent during a race. The guys also referenced how their buddy Slave Boy Chris had a physical ‘’boner’’ being around all of the cars for Viper Days. Having absolutely no hobbies or passions that interest them to that extreme, TnT mentioned that they just don’t understand such a mindset.

TnT also spent some time discussing the Cable Guy shows from over the weekend. Todd didn’t make it out to the shows but took Larry fishing. Tyler saw the Friday show and joked about how Lee Terry and Cable Guy chatted up a Republican storm. TnT then took a few moments to read over two of the stupidest letters ever written into the Barely a Pulse in the paper. One was form some dumb ass that said that the state should turn the Civic into a casino, run it, and pocket the cash. The other letter actually blamed the Red Robin management for the city councilmen playing grab ass with the underage girl inside the robin mascot costume.

BW came in a bit later with today’s newscast. In the early portion of the news, Todd and Tyler continued talking about how they really don’t have any passions like the motor heads they saw out at Viper Days. The guys then pointed out, as proof of their lack of passion for anything, that unlike their buddy Slave Boy Chris who popped a boner over a car, the only thing they’ve ever been physically aroused by was a woman. TnT opened up the phone lines throughout the morning and let their listeners check in to admit their own geekish passions but not many checked in. It seems that people weren’t willing to check in and admit their geek passions to TnT for fear of getting reamed by the guys.

BW eventually kicked into this morning’s newscast. During that time, TnT discussed where they ate this weekend, a lady that jumped off a local bridge, helmet laws, shuttle craters popping up all over the south, and a beagle that somehow walked 800 miles from it’s home in Kansas to Alabama. When they were discussing the dog, the television on in the studio was showing pictures of the animal. TnT pointed out that the beagle must have hitched a ride for the 800 miles because it was still super fat. Having to average 20 miles a day walking, you’d think the chubby little bugger would have dropped a pound or two.

Also during the news, BW read a story about a security guard that stopped a man with a guy at 30^th and L Street this weekend. As BW gave the details of the story, the phone lines exploded. The guys, wondering what they could have possibly said to piss off so many listeners at once, took a call and found out that the security guard in the story was actually their old Palestinian bouncer buddy Syed! He later phoned TnT and gave them the first-hand account of what happened. Evidentially, the suspect tried to get a ride from a car that happened to be full at the time. The suspect then pulled out a gun, asked some people in the car to get out, and then got in himself. He held a gun to the heads of two women in the car, asking them to drive away. Syed saw what was going on and walked to the car. The gunman turned the gun to Syed and then back to the women in the car. As he did so, Syed popped the guy in the face and pulled one of the ladies out of the car. The then decked the suspect again and got the second lady out of the car. Syed was a complete hero and saved the lives of the two innocent women in the vehicle that Zamora, the suspect, had held at gunpoint. Todd and Tyler congratulated Syed on his good deed and said that they’d attempt to help him get some sort of recognition from the state for his good deed. Syed seemed quite happy to hear about that and seemed to hope for a pardon from the Governor for some earlier assault and drug charges back in the early 90’s. I’m sure we’ll hear more as the story evolves so stay tuned. In the mean time, go to WOWT - HomePage and check out the story and photo of the dude Syed beat the s-bomb out of.

Travis came in a bit later in the show with this morning’s sports report. He spent a bit of time talking with TnT about his lack of passion for anything, much like TnT. He then listed his ‘’Friday Fools’’ from his last FWIW, which included Rainbow, the state senators, and all 12 Douglas County judges. Attaboy then got into the sports report and the gang spent some time discussing a variety of stories.

Tim Gaither and Sean Gnandt from the Funny Bone stopped in this morning and hung out for a bit. Having seen the show at the Bone this weekend, I can attest that Tim Gaither was unbelievably funny. Sean was pretty good, too, and actually had some new material (‘’and sleep.’’) The two comics discussed the Cable Guy shows from over the weekend and joined in on the topics of the day. Sean told TnT about playing the roll of ‘’Beat-matching’’ DJ Scratchy Scratch at a sushi bar recently, which seemed to confuse everyone. Tim shared a tale of being busted for possession of pot. He was pulled over in some backwoods state somewhere while driving a rental car and had he not put the dope in a prescription bottle with his own name on it, he could have claimed the previous renter left the pot in the car. It was quite funny.

BW returned later in today’s show with the e-news segments. The gang discussed Egyptian Bay Watch, some details about how much cash the Matrix sequel pulled in, Dr. Phil’s show, whores on ‘’60 Minutes’’, old women they’d have sex with, and there was a heartwarming story of a London man found dead in his apartment, which police think was killed by his pit bull when he fell over during an Epileptic fit. BW also went through today’s ‘’Who the hell is that?’’, the gang played a round of ‘’What was I watching’’, and there was another bunch of pervs to inform everyone about on the latest Nebraska Sex Offender registry.

Well, that does it for the Monday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday edition of the Todd and Tyler show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-