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Thursday 6-5-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little talk about the party Scotty from Husker Hounds had last night to celebrate the opening of his new store. It’s still located at about 84^th and Center Street in what used to be a Hardy’s and from Tyler’s account, even though it’s full of Husker crap, the store itself is quite cool. The guys then moved on to discuss a little TV from last night including the ‘’48 Hours’’ hooker story and the new cable TV network, Spike, airing ‘’Goldfinger’’. TnT then mentioned that neither of them were able to stay up for Trav’s FWIW last night, in part because they didn’t care about the subject Trav was going to cover, Sosa’s corked bat.

Also early in the show, TnT took a call from a listener who was upset with them about recent comments made regarding the motorcycle accident that was caught on video tape. From new reports, it appears that the same guys involved in the motorcycle racing were also involved in a ‘’bum fight’’ in the old market. Anyway, the caller bitched at TnT for a bit, attempting to defend the ‘’crotch rocket’’ riders. They retaliated and brought in BW a bit later to continue discussing the differences between the reckless crotch rocket riders and the normal Harley guys. TnT also took a few phone calls from listeners who wanted to bash the caller that was attempting to defend the honor of his crotch rocket-riding buddies.

BW delivered this morning’s news report. He began with a follow-up to a story yesterday about a woman who was recently married in Hawaii and found shortly after dead in the parking lot, apparently having fallen out of her 7^th floor window. The police now think she committed suicide, although BW didn’t have any details available to him regarding their reports. The gang then got into a very confusing aunt, uncle, blood relative argument, which was oddly prompted by Tyler explaining how he dropped a mom card on his wife, Becky yesterday. BW then reported on another pit bull attack in Florida, the gang discussed partial birth abortions, there was a gripping story about some Mexican people in their underwear protesting something, and Brian wrapped up the news segment by performing a back-arching, crotch-sticking-up visual for TnT as he described a story about a crazy vehicular masturbator.

Following the news, Todd and Tyler reset a topic from a recent show that took place during the later hours of their program. The subject was about a list of the 10 most dangerous mistakes men probably make with women and what men can do to avoid making such mistakes. The gang read through the list, analyzed each of the so-called mistakes and discussed them amongst themselves, taking calls here and there from listeners with interesting input. Travis also came in during this time and joined in on one of the tangents; who was first to say ‘’I love you’’ in your relationship?

Travis also read over his FWIW commentary from last night’s newscast, which he basically said that Sammy Sosa didn’t do anything wrong by corking his bat and that in order for people to get on his ass, baseball first needs to do some tests on corked bats to determine whether or not they actually help. TnT disagreed with Travis and the gang went round and round for a bit before they all got tired of the Sosa talk. Trav then did his sports report for the morning.

Todd and Tyler were joined by the hotties of Mulberry Lane today. It has been 2 years since the ladies were in studio so they all spent some time playing catch-up. Two of the sisters have taken the last year off to have babies while the other two have been touring under the name ‘’I-80’’. TnT discussed the band’s ‘’skanky in a good way’’ image makeover, listened to some stories from the girls about their recent travels, and enjoyed thoroughly hearing about a song writers workshop they attended in which they got to write a tune with one of the Eagles. The ladies also told TnT about a recent patriotic CD project that had them singing a bunch of patriotic tunes at Freedom Rallies all over the country.

Mulberry Lane then performed two tunes for Todd and Tyler, sounding amazing in the process. One was about an uncle of theirs that had died in Vietnam. From there, they discussed Mulberry Lane’s summer touring schedule, the June 17^th release of their latest album, and the girls went on to mention that they’ll be performing at The Taste Of Omaha tomorrow night at 8:30pm. Stop on out to the Taste to catch the ladies or feel free to visit their web site at Welcome to the Official Mulberry Lane Web Site.

Brett Erickson and Sean Gnandt from the Funny Bone joined TnT in studio a bit later in the show. They joined in on the topics of the day, discussed the effects pot has on one’s memory, interjected during the e-news segment, and they talked about this weekend’s shows with Dave Attell of Comedy Central’s ‘’Insomniac’’. Sean also mentioned that the semi-final for the funniest person in Omaha is going to take place tonight, with the culmination of the contest occurring on Sunday. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations or information.

Brian came back to the studio and delivered the e-news towards the end of today’s show. There was talk of a new Indiana Jones movie, how the top 5 country songs of all time are all more than 30-years-old, and roller coaster accidents also came up during the e-news. Brian also reported that the Nevada Bunny Ranch is offering up free humping to any military personnel that has recently returned from Iraq, which TnT got a kick out of. In fact, after the e-news concluded, TnT phoned the 800 number for the Bunny Ranch to get further details. After bouncing around the phone tree for a bit, they eventually got to a live person. She confirmed that the Bunny Ranch is indeed humping soldiers for free as long as they have a military ID and some proof, ‘’photos of you in Iraq?’’ that the person was fighting in the Gulf. Following their call to the ranch, TnT took several phone calls from horny, male listeners who offered up a variety of suggestions for faking a military ID and Iraq photos in order to get the free humping. It was hilarious.

Well, that does it for the Thursday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin Todd and Tyler tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday program. Dave Attell form the Funny Bone will be joining the guys so don’t miss the show! Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-