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Tuesday 6-17-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about the scalper crackdown that’s under way at the CWS. The guys agreed that scalping isn’t a big deal, as there are many legal ticket-scalping outfits all over the place. TnT disagreed, however, with the scalpers who tried to draw a parallel between scalping and the open container law. The scalpers are of the opinion that by them selling tickets, it’s really no different than people walking around the CWS with an open beer. Both activities are illegal, yet the police choose to enforce the scalping laws while leaving the drunks alone. TnT pointed out that without the loose feel about the open container laws, the CWS would be hurt drastically if people couldn’t have a beer or two in the parking lot.

The guys also talked briefly about Trav’s FWIW last night, which neither of them saw. A listener checked in and reported that Trav’s commentary was basically shaming drunks into behaving while down at the CWS, telling them not to act up otherwise they’ll ruin it for everyone else. While on the subject of Travis, the guys have recently started expressing their worries about Trav not doing sports and how the FWIW stuff has already seemed to run it’s course for them. They said they want Travis back on the sports desk full time and pointed out that Trav has been doing sports for various CWS-related cities in recent days. If he can do the sports report for a New Orleans station, why isn’t he doing it on KM3?

Following the Trav talk, TnT read over a list of vehicles provided to various Husker coaches by the university. Being spokesmen and getting to drive around free new cars themselves, TnT really didn’t have a problem with the coaches being provided with vehicles. They did, though, think it was a bit strange for the university to be giving the assistant bowling coach, for example, a car when there are drastic budget problems within the university system. ‘’What kind of cars do the Physics teachers get to drive for free?’’

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. The first story about a guy who fell off a big TV tower prompted some callers to check in and talk about having being on those sorts of towers before. One guy even claimed to have taken a dump from 1200 feet (which landed in a parking lot). There was then some talk about the recent Red Robin robbery that landed an employee locked in the freezer. That story, too, prompted calls from listeners that informed TnT about the dynamics of giant freezer door locks.

Also during the news, TnT discussed a report about a crackdown on flyers being handed out at the CWS. Evidentially, there is a guy who runs an escort service called Top Notch Escorts and he’s been shut down for handing out his flyers. TnT pointed out that nearly all of the baseball related publications being handed out (just like the escort service flyers) actually have advertisements for escort services in them but no one is shutting down Baseball Today from being given out freely. This discussion led nicely into another BW news report about a 70-something-year-old man being busted for allegedly trying to get his teenage grandson a hooker. BW then wrapped up the news with a disturbing story about a New Deli child that got infected with beetles and started peeing them out.

Todd and Tyler were joined by Chris and Matt of Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck after the news. TnT opened up the phone lines and the gang spent a few hours discussing legal matters and taking phone calls from listeners with law questions. One of the more interesting calls today involved a man that was worried about his imprisoned hooker, crack head ex coming after his kid when she gets out of jail in a few weeks. There were plenty more calls related to child support and alimony as the show continued and the guys even answered a variety of questions from several different callers about what would happen to their children if one of the divorced parents were to die. If you are in the market for legal advice, give the guys a call at 345-7600 or visit them on the web at FATHERSRIGHTSLAW.COM. Please, though, don’t call from your free Bass Pro Shop magazine duck phone. For some reason, a bunch of the callers this morning had some of the crappiest sounding, most cutting-out phones ever heard on the show. Buy a real phone, call the lawyers, and share the sorted details of your life with the Todd and Tyler show during the next visit with the guys from Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck in just a few weeks.

Trav came in a bit later in the show and discussed his FWIW commentary from last night’s KM3 news. He also did today’s sports report and followed that all up with a great example of what a “multi-level marketing’’ pitch would sound like. He even admitted to being sucked in to a few pyramid schemes in the past. On that note, one of the lawyers that was still in studio joined in on the “multi-level marketing’’ talk and described how his brother has fallen for that same sort of crap time and time again and is constantly trying to get him into it.

BW returned later in the show with today’s e-news. The gang spent some time talking about how worthless the NBA is, Brian reported on the death of one of the old guys from ‘’Cocoon’’ (sur-freak’n-prise!), and they discussed at length a prank made on the Toto web site which said one of their band members wouldn’t be going out on tour this summer because he was getting his throck lopped off. BW then provided today’s ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ list before reading a story about a Mexican man that got sucked into one of those giant wood chippers.

To wrap up the newscast and their show, Brian read over a list of man-related fragrances that are being marketed for guys. The list included such things as ‘’sawdust’’ and ‘’oily rags’’. TnT commented on how horrible the list was, seemingly trying to get Brian to drop it completely and move on, but BW didn’t take the hint and kept right on reading what he found to be an incredibly humorous list. Finally, TnT were able to put and end to our misery and shut Brian down. To fill the void, they brought in Jessica and had hear read over a couple of letters sent to a chick magazine that described ‘’vibrator horror stories.’’ Not only did Jessica read a few from the magazine, but she also shared her own recent vibrator horror story; one of her sister’s kids was pulling on her shelved Furby and accidentally pulled over a paper bag with Jessica’s little pink vibrator in it, which spilled onto the floor. In a surprising announcement, as the gang discussed Jessica’s vibrator, she revealed that she calls the little bugger Jeremy.

Well, that does it for the Tuesday update. Tune in tomorrow as Dr. Ed joins Todd and Tyler live in studio. It should be another great visit with everyone’s favorite medical professional and Rice fan so don’t miss it. Keep in mind that the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show can be heard again tonight at 10pm as the 3^rd Shift Replay. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-