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Wednesday 6-18-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little talk about the CWS. Although the guys were burned out and didn’t attend any of yesterday’s games in person, they did talk about watching the match-ups on TV for a bit. Todd then told us about going to see his son’s band perform at a Millard skate park. The band, “Decaying Alive”, is a speed metal-ish ensemble made up of a bunch of teenaged guys. TnT discussed the bands name, which sounds quite angry to them, and wondered what 19-year-old white guys from Millard have to be so pissed off about.

BW came in a bit later in the show with today’s newscast. Before diving into it, Brian shared with Todd and Tyler some sleeping problems he’s recently been having. Later, he went into detail about a road rage incident he was involved in with a ‘’Fremont crack whore’’. When he actually got into the news, we found out that the guy who stole Tyler’s car and shot another guy, nearly killing him, was sentenced yesterday to 25 to 40 years in prison, with a parole possibility in 12 years. TnT were quite happy to hear that the kid was finally put away and spent the remainder of the morning making references to the guy getting ass raped for the next decade or two. In fact, at one point Todd said, ‘’I want him to take the raw penis!’’

As the news moved along, the guys spent some time discussing the possible merger between the city of Omaha and Douglas County, they talked about a plane crash in Florida, BW reported on more fires out west (surprise!), and the guys had some fun discussing an odd story about a bunch of condoms found floating in a Milwaukee area lake/river. To wrap up the news, BW did a story on some penis-shaped lollipops, which were referred to as ‘’tasteless’’ by some upset group of parents who didn’t like the looks of their children sucking on the phallic objects.

TnT spoke to J Medicine Hat this morning. He’s on his way to town for a 2-week run at the Funny Bone. J, phoning from the airport, told TnT about a recent 3-some experience he and his wife had with a ‘’Chinese’’ hooker and according to J, ‘’Todd is more Chinese than this girl’’. He gave some sexy details, which included someone at one point in the evening proclaiming, ‘’Your box tastes like sweet-n-sour sauce!’’ Medicine Hat will be joining the guys in studio tomorrow so I’m sure he’ll share more details of the encounter then.

Dr. Ed joined Todd and Tyler live in studio this morning. He’s in town for the CWS to watch his Rice Owls play and swung by the studio for a live medical question answering session. After the initial baseball talk and discussion of his all Rice attire, TnT opened up the phone lines and let the questions pour in. Dr. Ed answered an obsessive masturbation question from TnT’s phone sex operator caller, there was some talk about depression, and Dr. Ed gave his impressions on ‘’Happy Penis’’ desensitizing cream. The doc also discussed his research into female ejaculation and discussed leaky boobs with a woman from Chicago who may or may not have, at one time, humped on Sean Gnandt. It was yet another great visit with Dr. Ed this morning. You may see him out at the CWS as the week progresses but if you don’t, just save your medical questions for the next time he joins TnT from his Tyler, TX basement.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning with a hilarious commentary about how he watched ‘’The Exorcist’’ last night alone in his house in the woods. ‘’I thought my dog was a daemon!’’ Stay tuned for more from Larry as the week moves on.

Trav came in a bit later in the show with his sports report and FWIW commentary. After reading the day’s sporting news, he discussed his ‘’Stem cell research and the advancement of humanity as a whole is bad’’ rant (or something to that effect). TnT argued with him on it for a bit but it was clear that there was no convincing the catholic of how wrong he is.

Later in the show, TnT spoke with Chris, the owner of ‘’Top Notch Entertainment’’. The guys discussed his business yesterday, which was the one that got in trouble with the police for handing out flyers to CWS patrons advertising his escort service. Chris talked with the guys about his business, stating that he has 8 girls working for him. One of the guys said, ‘’You’re a pimp!’’ Chris replied, ‘’Exactly’’. He then went on to explain how he doesn’t condone his girls humping the clients but what they do on their own is nothing he can control. He also stated that he makes his girls sign contracts stating that they won’t hump their dates, this contract keeps Chris from getting into legal trouble. Always curious, TnT got the price list for the Top Notch girls; $160/hour or $100/half hour. That includes private nude dancing and possibly back rubs. If you’re interested in getting in touch with any of the Top Notch ladies, you can get in touch with the company at 208-6236.

BW returned later in the show with a pretty short e-news segment. Basically, he talked about a bunch of stolen Harry Potter books, the gang played a quick round of ‘’What was I watching?’’, BW did today’s ‘’Who the hell is that?’’ list and then Brian took off. So to wrap up their show, TnT read an e-mail from a listener who was listening to overnight talk radio and heard an old woman from York, NE proclaim, ‘’Go Huskers’’ when the host brought her on the air. The lady then went on to explain to the host that she talks to aliens and described some ‘’magic blue rocks’’ she has found. It was hilarious.

Todd and Tyler are headed down to the Anchor Inn tonight at 7pm for the Whalers concert. The Fish Heads take the stage at 8pm with the Whalers to follow. It should be a great reggae show so stop on out tonight to see the guys and the performance.

Well, that does it for the Wednesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of today’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-