Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 6-30-03

Todd and Tyler returned to the air this morning after a weeklong vacation. The guys took some time to share some of their vacation experiences with the audience. Tyler discussed a drunk guy that was kicked off the plane from Cincinnati to Omaha because he refused to buckle his seatbelt. Several times throughout the morning, he repeated the story and his request to have the drunk guy, obviously bound for Omaha, call the show to talk about getting booted. Tyler also commented on a fine Asian hottie flight attended that had a porn star name, Linda Toy. Todd went camping in the Yellowstone area and at one point, was 40 feet away from a grizzle bear that had wondered close to his campsite. He was also ‘’ass raped for $18’’ at the Crazy Horse memorial, where apparently no progress has been made since the late ‘40s.

Following the vacation talk, Todd and Tyler mentioned that the new Omaha magazine featuring them on the cover is now available in stores. They spent some time reading various pieces from the article that they found amusing, including a quote about how Todd is an avid workout guy and how TnT don’t hang out together as much as they used to because of their relatively recent marriages. They both agreed that Christine, the author, did a great job on the article and were very pleased with how it turned out.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. The gang spent some time discussing the new booze tax, which goes into effect tomorrow. They moved on to talk about how Putz is now back in jail after roaming free for several years. Creighton Blue Jay coach Jack Dahm resigned while the guys were gone so they speculated on that for a bit. The guys then had a lengthy discussion about arm steak and talked about a guy who chopped up a couple of people in a California Albertson’s store. And to wrap up the news segment, Todd and Tyler, along with BW, made up a song for Lester St. James. He is a July 4^th baby so the gang created their own version of Yankee Doodle Dandy, with a reference to the boner killer turning a penis into elbow macaroni.

Before going on vacation, TnT spent some time talking with BW about a recent road rage incident he was involved in. As you may recall, the lady who was involved called the guys and ranted about how big a dick BW was because he dropped an f-bomb on her. She left another voice mail while the guys were out of town and also sent an e-mail to TnT, which they read today. After the guys read the e-mail, they phoned the lady, Barbara, and spoke to her about the BW road rage incident. She and BW argued for a bit as TnT attempted to keep the peace. Eventually, the two both apologized to each other and Todd and Tyler scheduled Barbara for a 7:30am in-studio visit tomorrow for a big group hug.

Travis came in a bit later in the show and hung out with the guys. He discussed his FWIW commentaries from last week before moving on to talk about the Omaha magazine article featuring TnT. The guys read over a couple of lines from the article, which led to a lengthy discussion about how Todd and Tyler each met their wives. Everyone seemed to pile on Todd a bit, who was admittedly pathetic for about a month after being kicked out by wife #1 and picked up while drunkenly dancing by wife #2. Trav then moved on to deliver this morning’s sports report, which included a bit more talk about Creighton coach Jack Dahm and why he left the program.

J Medicine Hat from the Funny Bone joined the guys in studio and hung out for a bit. With Todd’s recent trip out west, he spent some time talking with Hat about the Crazy Horse memorial that’s been a work-in-progress for close to 200 years. They also talked about the battle at Little Big Horn. Later, Hat told TnT about a recent occurrence on stage in which a hypnotized female jammed her hand down her pants, pulled it out, licked her own finger, and said something to the effect of ‘’Mmm. Tastes like cotton candy.’’ The lady who did that phoned in, slightly embarrassed at her own behavior because her mother, co-workers, and boss were in the audience. She also said that she plunged her finger into J’s mouth right after; he confirmed it’s candy-like goodness.

Christine, the author of the article about Todd and Tyler in this month’s Omaha Magazine stopped in and talked with the guys for a bit about the article. She explained that about 2000 words were cut out of the article because it was so long. The guys read over a few more pieces from the article, discussed Christine’s source on exactly who told her Todd was the workout nut (Lester St. James), and thanked her for the fine job she did on the article. Christine then hung out for a while and joined in a bit here and there as the show moved on.

BW returned later in the show with some entertainment news. The guys spent some time discussing rape scenes in movies and how they are supposed to make you feel uncomfortable, as BW admitted to being after seeing the end of ‘’Boys Don’t Cry’’. They then moved on to discuss vegetarianism, which led to a hilarious comment about how eggs are chicken fetuses and because of Tyler’s healthy diet, he buys ‘’Fetus Beaters’’. The gang then moved on to discuss the flood of old famous people who died over the weekend, including Catherine Hepburn and Strom Thurmond. Later, BW read over a list of the top 10 movies of the weekend. To wrap up the e-news and today’s show, BW read over today’s ‘’Who the hell is that’’ list.

Well, that does it for the Monday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s Todd and Tyler show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-