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Thursday 7-10-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about the uptight people who work above them in their building. Evidentially, there were some complaints about the Parade of Panties women in the parking lot, as employees of other companies in the Z building became quite unproductive due to the underwear-clad women walking in and out of the TnT studio over the last couple of days. In order to avoid any more complaints, Todd and Tyler said that they would continue the Parade of Panties event but the ladies wouldn’t have to strip in the parking lot; they’d be able to do it in studio.

After discussing the adjustment to the Parade of Panties, TnT moved on to talk a bit about some of the computer troubles they seemed to be having with their e-mail and web site. Later, they found out that a very large telecommunications company is having some trouble and has been working on getting things all fixed up. Also early, TnT discussed CBS’s new show “Cupid”, which sucked according to Tyler. Both he and Todd ended up watching the history of logging on the History Channel instead of sticking around network TV. From there, they went on to discuss the upcoming Earnhardt “sorry you’re dead” tribute concert that will air tonight, there was some Big Brother 4 chat, and then they played a couple of sexy voice mails left for them by Laurie, the phone sex operator. She told the guys that she’s planning on finding another sexy sounding female to do a little lesbian phone sex, which they’ll leave on the voice mail for TnT.

BW came in with news a bit later in the show. The gang spent some time talking about the two winning Power Ball tickets that were sold. One, sold in Pennsylvania, prompted the guys to give Tyler’s dad a call and see if he happened to be the lucky PA winner. Ed regretted informing TnT that he was not the winner and in fact, didn’t even buy a ticket. The gang then moved on to talk about a variety of other news stories including a murdered older woman in Wahoo, the continuing search for the missing Plattsmouth boy, the surveyor that fell down a cliff, and fat Russian baby fights. BW then wrapped up the news segment with a story about some swearing parrots that somehow ended up getting a storeowner sued for spanking some children in his shop.

The Todd and Tyler Parade of Panties continued all morning long with a variety of hotties stopping by the radio station. Due to yesterday’s complaints, today’s participants disrobed when they arrived in studio. There were quite a few ladies this morning including Carey, Sherry, Cindy, Mary, Stephanie, Liz, Sidney, and there might have been another one or two. TnT also took a call from Summer, who stopped by yesterday, and she told the guys that she was suspended from her dry walling job for a week due to her participation in the Parade of Panties yesterday. Everyone agreed that her suspension was total crap so TnT opened up the phone lines and let listeners offer Summer a week-long “side job” dry walling for them.

Travis came in with the sports report a bit later in the show. During his time with TnT, the gang spent some time discussing his FWIW commentary last night, which was about the recent Dusty Baker comments regarding how black people are better equipped to play sports in the heat. The gang took quite a few calls from listeners with input on the subject and eventually the gang decided the only way to settle the dispute would be to stick a thermometer up Black Tony and Midget Brian’s asses and see which one gets hotter first. The gang also talked a bit about Jack Dahm’s new gig as head coach for the college team in Iowa City. There will be another FWIW tonight on KM3’s 10pm newscast so make sure to check out Trav.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary about the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain, which Larry morphed into a “running of the dykes” concept. It was pretty funny stuff. Larry will not be checking in tomorrow but he should return to the Todd and Tyler show next week so make sure to tune in.

Buddy Holly joined Todd and Tyler in studio this morning and hung out for a bit. He joined in on the topics of the day, enjoyed thoroughly the Parade of Panties hotties that showed up during his visit, and he also helped out BW, who forgot his mother’s birthday yesterday. After some trouble getting through on the phones, TnT were finally able to get in touch with Brian’s mom and at that time, Brian apologized for forgetting his mom’s birthday and Buddy Holly treated her to a fine rendition of “Debbie Lou”.

Buddy Holly also talked with TnT about his recent performance at Memorial Park in front of 50,000 people during that summer-time concert thing they have there every summer. He enjoyed the opportunity but didn’t like being hit on by the gay Indian from the Village People. He shared the story with TnT, which was pretty funny stuff. By the way, Buddy at the Bone is back for a while. For information, call up the Bone Phone at 493-8036 and they’ll be happy to fill you in and make your reservations.

Brian returned later in the show with this morning’s e-news segment. The gang discussed Mike Tyson’s death wish, a Utah bear attack, Bob Dylan lyrics, today’s “Who the hell is that?” list, “This day in history”, and BW wrapped up the e-news with a story about a child molester that was crushed when the ramp holding up his car gave out and came smashing down upon his body.

To close up the show, Buddy Holly performed another tune for TnT, sounding outstanding as always. Remember to get your reservations for Buddy at the Bone by phoning 493-8036.

It’s going to be another busy show tomorrow as the Parade of Panties continues and a plethora of guests are scheduled to join the guys so make sure you tune in tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am for the Friday show. If you missed today’s show, feel free to check out tonight’s 3^rd Shift Replay, which begins at 10pm. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-