Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 7-21-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing some things that took place over the weekend. Tyler went and saw the Buddy at the Bone show on Friday night and was once again quite impressed with it. He got a kick out of a 50-something-year-old guy who shouted to Billy on stage a request to hear the recently created Red Robin “Monkees” tune that the gang brainstormed on last Friday’s show. Mention of that led into some talk about the hung jury decision regarding the McPherson/Sigerson trial and how both of the guys got off. TnT then spent some time talking about their trip to the new Brewsky’s bar located in Haymarket Park in Lincoln on Saturday. They had a great turnout for the event, Extreme Limo gave the guys a ride so they were able to get all sorts of schnockered up, speed dating with the lovely Monica was lots of fun, and TnT really seemed to enjoy all of the ladies that put on the Todd and Tyler baby-doll shirts for them; many of which were hugged repeatedly by an excited Black Tony.

The guys also talked a bit about the Kobe Bryant allegations and discussing the photo of the alleged victim that was sent to them via e-mail. They moved on to talk about rotting away on the couch Sunday watching golf, as it was too hot to leave the house. TnT also read over an early morning e-mail from a pissed off lady. She claimed that she is a local area business owner and at some point, TnT have replayed a particular show of theirs featuring a woman that sounds like the e-mailer yelling at her kid named Samantha. The e-mailer threatened legal action if TnT didn’t stop playing that show. The guys racked their brain trying to figure out what the e-mailer was talking about and put it to their very astute listening audience to help them figure out the mystery. Needless to say, not even the closest listener to the Todd and Tyler show had even the slightest idea about what in the hell the woman was talking about. So for fun, TnT shouted out “Samantha” periodically throughout the remainder of the show just to drive the already whacked hate e-mailer even more up the wall.

BW came in a bit later in the show. He talked more with TnT about their trip to Brewsky’s on Saturday and that mention of Lincoln led to a bit more discussion about the Lincoln woman that was recently arrested for sex acts with a dog. She worked for the strip club Baby Dolls, which is now shut down. TnT wondered if she was hot and joked repeatedly about what it must be like to have been any guy shot down by a dancer that was more than willing to gobble the knob of a bull mastiff but wouldn’t go home with a guy that asked her for nookie. The gang then moved on to some talk about BW’s remote at the Red Eye on Sunday with all of the Harley folks, including Roz whom was selling more tickets for her big charity Harley give-away later this summer. After talking about how there are only 20 tickets left, bikers in general, and the remote itself, the gang spent a few minutes talking about BW’s upcoming trip to Sturgis during the first week of August.

BW later got into this morning’s newscast. There was plenty more talk about the Red Robin case, which prompted the guys to play last Friday’s “Monkees” brainstormed tune a few more times. BW then shared a disturbing story about how his cat puked up a few piles in his office chair with one of said piles containing a worm. After successfully grossing out everyone in Omaha with that bit of info, he moved on with more news including talk of the West Nile virus and further details about the 86-year-old California man that drove his car through a crowded market and killed a bunch of people. BW then wrapped up his newscast with an awesome story about an Asian man that thought his woman was cheating on him. So the guy decided to pose as a different man via the Internet and sparked up a love relationship with the woman, unbeknownst to her. She fell for the Internet lover and dumped her real man (keep in mind, it was the same guy). Well the man was so freaked out about it that he killed himself.

Trav came in a bit later in the show with today’s sports report. He spent some time talking to the guys about his “old people shouldn’t drive” feedback, which was 50-50. He later delivered the sports report, which led to the guys talking about the surprise win at the British Open and the gang discussed a possible meeting between the Omaha Beef indoor football team and the former Trailblazers organization, currently known as the Nebraska Bears, and their possible future match-up.

Also during Trav’s visit with TnT, the topic of the bike ride across Iowa, RAGBRI, surfaced. The guys opened up their phone lines and listeners checked in with RAGBRI stories. From the sounds of it, it’s just a drunken hump fest across the state of Iowa with people pulling over in small towns nightly to get hammered and poke the locals. Several callers checked in with stories about “naked beer slip-n-slides” that have gone on in small town bars during RAGBRI in the past, an idea that sparked TnT’s interest. The RAGBRI discussion and calls continued throughout the remainder of the show.

BW returned later in the program with this morning’s e-news segments. He started off with some talk about old candies making a comeback, talk about Rodney Dangerfield’s return home after a bunch of surgeries, and a story about William Shatner’s ex-wife suing him over horse semen. The gang also discussed a VH1 list of the top pop culture icons of all time. They agreed with many on the list, as BW read through it, but no one seemed to agree that Oprah should be in the #1 spot. Following today’s “Who the hell is that?” and a lengthy argument about an actress named Gabrielle Union, BW read his “And finally” story. He reported that a man was busted for having 157 pounds of human feces and two human heads in his home. Todd disputed BW’s claim and had to point out to Brian that in the story where it refers to “157 pounds of human remains”, that the word “remains” doesn’t mean “feces”. It was yet another hilarious brain fart on the part of BW.

Todd and Tyler will be joined by the guys from Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, and Shattuck tomorrow so it should be an interesting show. With the recent Red Robin case and this town’s perpetual vortex of crappy relationships, there will be a lot to discuss. Make sure to tune in from 5:30am to 10am for the Tuesday show and keep in mind that if you missed today’s show, it will re-air tonight at 10pm as the 3^rd Shift Replay. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-