Monday 7-28-03
Todd and Tyler started off their show today with some talk about their weekend activities. Tyler went to the movies for the first time since he and his wife had their new baby. He went to see “Seabiscuit” and thoroughly enjoyed it. Tyler compared the film to a documentary he recently saw on the real Seabiscuit story and confirmed that the movie, with very little exception, is true to reality. Todd then told us of his weekend camping trip to Western Nebraska where he ran into quite a bit of hot weather. To counteract the heat and help him sleep Friday night, he sat by a river and pounded a bunch of Coors Light to cool down. In fact, Todd said it was so hot that his wife told him she has never seen him sweat so much before. Todd also mentioned that while on the trip he found a tick on his taint, a subject that popped up repeatedly throughout the remainder of today’s show.
Todd and Tyler also announced some details about their Parade of Panties event that will be taking place this Friday night at the Ice House located on Maple Street. There are going to be lots of prizes and giveaways for the ladies who take part including a $500 prize given away at random that can be won by anyone who participates. Joining the guys and all of the ladies parading in their panties will be the band Down To Here.
BW came in a bit later with today’s newscast. During his time, the gang discussed new sexual abuse allegations against Boys Town employees. There was also some talk about local unions, which prompted a lengthy conversation about pay freezes and phone calls from listeners about being fired. BW then reported on some Land-O-Lakes butter being recalled because it’s got metal in it, there was a story about some crank heads busted cooking up their drugs in a hotel room at Harrah’s across the river, and BW wrapped up the newscast with a heartwarming incest story about an Alabama woman that wants to marry her biological father, not believing he’s really her dad at first and not caring a whole hell of a lot when she found out it was true.
The gang later discussed something that Tyler spotted on one of those Sunday morning home shows on TV. One of the houses featured a giant Confederate flag tacked to the wall of a master bedroom. TnT seemed surprised that in this day and age, someone still thinks it’s acceptable to drape a giant Confederate flag on their walls. They took a call or two on the subject from listeners, including one from a guy in Fremont who claimed to have paraded around Fremont all weekend with two Confederate flags on his truck. He seemed to see nothing wrong with it and judging from TnT’s reaction to him, they knew there was no chance of an intellectual conversation so they hung up on the guy.
Travis came in a bit later and joined in on the Confederate flag talk. He, too, saw the same thing that Tyler did on the home show Sunday morning but Trav got a bit more detail from the TV that Tyler picked up. As it turns out, the entire bedroom that featured the giant Confederate flag had a Nascar theme to it and the flag itself even portrayed a big “#3” on it. The guys wondered how the homeowner was able to talk his wife into letting him decorate their master bedroom in, as BW put it, “Early Earnhardt”.
Travis then got into his sports report for the morning, which included some Tour De France talk, some golf and tennis chat, and the guys discussed the body of that Baylor basketball player being found by police. They wondered how the authorities found the head first and then the body, speculating that due to the decomposition, the head might have rolled away from the 6’ 6’’ body. The gang then spent some time talking about new details of the Kobe Bryant story. There was some speculation that Kobe had anal sex with the woman and that’s the reason he’s being charged with rape. Perhaps, the guys assumed, she consented to the regular old pie sex but Kobe snuck up on her with his huge hog and put it where the sun doesn’t shine, much to her chagrin. Further details are bound to come out and when they do, Todd and Tyler are sure to tell us about them.
Earlier in the show, Tyler mentioned that a female neighbor of his has recently spotted a Lake Zorinsky masturbator while she jogged the trails early in the morning. The gang wondered exactly what goes through the minds of guys that like to twist off for unsuspecting people in public. They opened their phone lines to let any current or reformed public masturbator check in and let them peer into their deep, dark minds but they didn’t get any calls. Instead, because the topic is interesting and the guys wanted to keep it going, they let listeners who have witnessed public flashing and masturbation check in with their stories. Throughout the remainder of the show, TnT took calls from people who have spotted guys grinding away at themselves in a variety of places and circumstances all over town. Much to their surprise, a lot of the stories today involved the Millard area of town, where Tyler lives. He pointed out several times that it was not him in any of the caller’s stories that was tugging away on himself.
Larry the Cable Guy checked in later in the show with a commentary about the photos of Saddam’s dead sons being published. There will be more from Larry as the week moves on so stay tuned.
Towards the end of today’s show, BW returned with the e-news. The gang began by discussing the death of comedy legend Bob Hope, who died of pneumonia at 100 yesterday. BW then reported on a little Narnia news, as TnT tried to figure out what C.S. Lewis books they might have heard of. Brian then read over a lengthy story about a wedding that took place in North Dakota where some guy named Gary that apparently nobody knew became the life of the party during the reception. I don’t know exactly why he read over the story but he seemed amused. And isn’t that what the e-news is all about? BW entertaining himself?
Following that, BW reported that the wrong number lady, whose voice can be heard any time Todd fat fingers the phone, has died. As a tribute, Todd misdialed, got the woman’s voice, and let it play for everyone to share. The guys then moved on to some “Full House” talk and BW wrapped up today’s e-news segment by reading over a list of things that no man over the age of 30 should do if he doesn’t want to be considered gay. It was pretty funny.
Well, that does it for the big Monday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Tuesday show. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-
05-07-2007
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