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Tuesday 9-2-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with some talk about Sunday night’s bash at the Anchor Inn. The on-stage panty parade was a success as 10 ladies stripped to their TnT panties and allegedly flashed the crowd their cans. The winner, Jennifer I believe, won a trip to see Poison in New York City as part of the “Story Tellers” TV show. She talked to the guys via phone and swung up a bit later in the morning to say hi, confirming that the reason she wasn’t shy about allegedly showing her pie on stage at the Anchor on Sunday is because she’s a Dream Girls dancer.

Also early, Todd and Tyler discussed the college football filled weekend, including the Husker’s victory. Reading over an e-mail sent to them by Jimmy, the host of “Cornhusker Insider”, they were amused by some of the things Jimmy reported overhearing while at the game. The guys also played clips from another voice mail left for them by Laurie, the phone sex operator. This message, lengthy as it was, had to be edited down quite a bit. She got herself off, which TnT played a clip of, and actually called in this morning to confirm that her orgasm wasn’t faked. One line in particular was, “I want you to put me on my back and make me a woman and I want you to flip me on my belly and make me a whore.” Many uttered, “I’m out”.

BW came in with the news a bit later in the show. There were a variety of stories covered this morning including talk about more rock droppers in Lincoln, road rage crackdowns, the great I-80 race track, a story of a hole-in-one done by a little kid, and some talk about a guy who got a drill stuck in his head. TnT also spoke to Rob Zatechka about the Husker game over the weekend, as well as discussing a few other subjects with the soon-to-be doctor.

Travis came in a bit later and talked to the guys about his weekend. He appeared at the Anchor on Sunday night, breaking up his appearance by visiting Hoodoo days, or whatever the hell that is. He ran into a guy with a broken penis while there; surprise. Trav also talked about having a conversation with a gay guy named Rodney, who called in a bit later to discuss his chat with Trav. Later, Travis dove into the sports report, which included lengthy discussion about college football in general, the Husker game specifically, and Trav’s winning pick for last week’s “Lock Of The Week”.

Todd and Tyler spoke to Niecy Nash, the sister on Comedy Central’s new show “Reno 911”. If you’ve never seen the show, it’s a take-off of “Cops” and it’s flat out hilarious. She talked with the guys about how she got the job, discussed some details about the show itself and what they’re trying to do, and she shared a bit about her acting/comedy history. She was a stand-up for a bit and later appeared on both “NYPD Blue” and “Bernie Mac”. She also talked with TnT about a new show she’s been recording for the Style Network which features her going into people’s homes, helping them sell their crap, and then using that money to bring them up to speed on fashion and decorating. It sounded rather interesting so feel free to check it out. Niecy was super cool with the guys and really seemed to enjoy her time on the show. Check her out on “Reno 911”.

From FX’s new hit show “Nip Tuck”, Todd and Tyler spoke to Josh Hensley this morning. He plays the son of one of the doctors that gave himself a home circumcision on a recent episode. The gang spent some time talking about the show, which everyone agrees is great, and talked a bit about upcoming things on the show. TnT asked him if he’s getting any action on the set, as there are lots of hotties around, but John said no because he’s too shy. TnT also talked with John about his acting history. Some of you might recognize him as Meadow’s boyfriend on an episode of “Sopranos”. Although a bit sleepy, John seemed pretty cool and quite appreciative to have the chance to talk with TnT about the show. Check out “Nip Tuck” on FX this evening.

BW returned later with today’s entertainment news. There was talk about a newspaper’s apology for sticking a photo of Madonna licking Britney’s face on their front page. They moved on with some Jerry Lewis telethon news, Seinfeld’s parking tickets, Bud Bundy fighting the paparazzi, fat Star Jones, and David Blain drinking urine, cutting off his own ear, and filling his diaper. BW then read over today’s birthday list and wrapped up the e-news with a story about a Thai guy that tied an exercise machine to himself and jumped off a building.

Well, that does it for the Tuesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure you rejoin them tomorrow at 5:30am for the Wednesday program. Dr. Ed will be hooking up with TnT again to answer more medical questions for us so if you have one ready, give the guys a call tomorrow. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-

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