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Thursday 9-25-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little talk about what they did after leaving the air yesterday. They went golfing with their bosses and then Todd followed that up by going out on a date with his wife. Tyler was surprised to hear Todd saw “Matchstick Man” instead of “Under the Tuscan Sun”. The gang then moved on to discuss the Nugent concert at the new arena last night. Evidentially, the floor was covered in dirt and the fans were forced to sit on the sides of the arena. Eventually the crowd worked their way onto the floor, working the dirt into every nook and cranny of the new facility quite nicely. Jessica Dol phoned in with a quick review of the event, as she did a meet-and-greet with Nugent before the concert. TnT then spent a bit of time reading snippets from “On this day in Todd and Tyler Show history” from the archives.

Lester St. Boner Killer joined TnT in studio this morning as the sit-in for Trisha, the sit-in for BW. Although there were initial jokes about Lester being nervous reading the news on the TnT show for the first time, it didn’t really come across that way. He fit in quite nicely with the flow of the show, and by flow I mean TnT’s normal series of tangents and interrupts succinctly pieced together into their wonderful style of broadcasting. Lester was also baptized by fire with a fury of mom cards spawned by the guy who used to drop mom cards on Duke and eventually switched his focus to BW’s mother.

The gang spent some time discussing the news itself, which consisted of the national “No Call” list, Fast Eddy’s manslaughter charge, and another school shooting. They also spent a bit of time talking about how the Kansas City zoo hired away the Omaha zoo’s second guy in charge. Speculation about monkey thievery came out of that conversation, which was pretty funny. The guys also spent time focusing on a report about how the Milky Way galaxy is eating up another galaxy close to it. That galaxy? Snickers. From there, there was talk about butt humping Cambodian boys, a tale of a Swedish guy busted for smuggling cobras in his pants, and a heartwarming story about Nigerian justice that focused on a pregnant woman being sentenced to death by stoning. Yes, she was to be buried up to her neck in sand and then stoned with pebbles by the locals. Later in the show, Lester reported that the ruling was overturned and she’ll now be allowed to live.

Roz and Officer Dave joined TnT in studio today. The two spent some time discussing this Saturday’s poker run, auctions, and fundraiser taking place at the Anchor Inn. Roz also mentioned another motorcycle raffle that the police have put together. This raffle will conclude on October 11^th, tickets are only $100 a piece, and there is a limit of 750 tickets to be sold. Proceeds, of course, will go to the family of Officer Pratt. Tickets can be purchased from the Red Eye and, I believe, the Harley shop on about 72^nd and L Street. You can also get them at the Bourbon Street on Saturday, which is where the poker run will start from at about noon.

Also while there, Roz talked with TnT about her fantasy to dry Ted Nugent’s hair as he stands naked, dripping, and having just stepped out of a shower. She went straight from being sweet Roz into Creepy Roz in a blink of an eye. It was hilarious. But hey, everyone’s got their own strange fantasies. I suppose if there’s nothing wrong with me wanting to stuff pickles down a garbage disposal while standing naked, humming the theme song to “Golden Girls”, and masturbating feverishly with a catcher’s mitt filled with grape jelly and painted up to look like old woman from “Throw Momma From The Train”, there’s nothing wrong with Roz wanting to dry Ted’s hair.

A bit later, Todd and Tyler spent some time talking with Officer Dave about his work on the vice squad. He couldn’t give out too many details about his job but that didn’t stop TnT from speculating about “gay bait”, Omaha’s hooker scene, and escort services. Officer Dave did, though, tell TnT that there are no good looking hookers in Omaha, although the escort services and massage parlor women are a tiny step above your every day cracked out 24^th Street street walker.

Later in the show, Travis phoned in from Mississippi. Along with telling TnT about the campus, how a road actually goes under the stadium, and how there are no hot chicks in the state, he said it was as hot as Nam down there yesterday. He then filled everyone in on his plans for coverage of tonight’s game. Lester then took over and delivered this morning’s sports report. During this time, the gang had a lengthy discussion about rodeos and bull riding. TnT wondered whether or not it was true that a string is tied to the bull’s nut sack in order to piss them off and get them bucking. They took some phone calls from necks that had either watched bull riding or ridden bulls themselves and after those calls, TnT seemed quite content with the knowledge they had gained about the sport.

Sean Gnandt from the Funny Bone joined the guys in studio this morning. When he arrived, he brought with him beer and brats, which Bobcat asked to have taken to TnT as an apology for sleeping through his scheduled interview on Tuesday morning. TnT said that was the first time they’d ever been given an apology gift from a guest that missed an interview, which further elevated Bobcat to the top of the list of the coolest famous people TnT have become buddies with over the years.

As the show moved on, the guys asked Sean whether or not he ever asked out Lisa, the hottie speed dater from a few weeks ago. Sean said he lost her number and besides that, he’s been too busy to go out on a date lately. Lisa then phoned the show and gave Sean a hard time about “losing” her number, which she just didn’t seem to buy at all. After the conversation, Lisa and TnT piling on Sean, it was pretty clear to all that “the window of opportunity had closed” as it relates to Sean’s spoon dipping into Lisa’s Trix. By the way, you can catch Sean performing at the Funny Bone all weekend by calling 493-8036. Tonight is a special “bring a can of food for charity and get in for free” event at the Bone so stop on out tonight.

The gang did a little trained counseling a bit later in today’s show for one of Tyler’s neighbors. Evidentially, she bought some tickets on-line to see Kiss and Aerosmith in Kansas City, a show that was supposed to be tonight. At some point, the show was moved to last night and Tyler’s neighbor didn’t get the notice. She called TnT to ask about any options for getting her nearly $300 back from the unused tickets. Listeners checked in with suggestions and from the sounds of it, others ran into the same problem. They heard for the first time on TnT’s show this morning that the show that was supposed to be tonight had taken place last night. A bit later in the show, Tyler’s neighbor called back and said she spoke to the folks at Ticket Master. They took care of her fully and set her up with replacement tickets for the same concert when it works it’s way into Omaha in early October.

BW checked in from Alaska again this morning with what was to become another Tim O’Neill commercial. After the obligatory pitch about the fine pre-owned products at Tim O’Neill, BW spent some time talking with the guys about his schedule of events there in Alaska. BW will be gone until next Wednesday or Thursday so we’ve only got a few more days of Lester/Trisha to enjoy.

Lester rejoined the guys with this morning’s e-news later in the show. The gang talked about Billy Crystal being announced as the next Oscar host, the overall top 10 albums of all time, David Lee Roth canceling the rest of his tour because he hurt himself doing Kung Fu, and there was an interesting discussion about Potsy’s areolas (yea, the “Happy Days” guy). Also during the e-news, the gang got into one of the most confusing discussions I’ve ever heard on the show. They were trying to figure out how Michael Madsen, the Mr. Blonde character from “Reservoir Dogs”, is related to Cher. I would elaborate further on the discussion but it’s just not possible. I’ve lost about 10 minutes of memory that I just can’t account for and I think the conversation may have wiped out any recollection I might have had of 1985.

Before wrapping up today’s show, TnT were joined in studio by Officer Paul Malone. Officer Malone was Officer Jason Pratt’s partner for the last year. TnT gave their sympathies to him and to the Pratt family again and then moved on to discuss the benefit they’re hosting at the Anchor Inn on Saturday for the Pratt family. Make sure you get out to the Anchor this weekend and donate. There is going to be so many ways for you to help out the family including the chili feed, the auctions, the poker run, and just plain old cash donations.

That does it for the big Thursday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Friday edition. From the sounds of it, it’s going to be another packed show! Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-

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