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Tuesday 9-30-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning with a little porno review. On their way to Lincoln last night to host their MNF party at the Haymarket location of Brewsky’s, the guys popped in a DVD with “Buffy” and “Anal” in the title and watched it on the way down. They gave their thoughts on the stellar piece of cinema and eventually moved off of the porn subject onto the Brewsky’s party itself. They had a great turnout of Lincoln listeners for the first capitol city party of the year and the gang look forward to their future visits. Next week, though, they’ll be back at the Omaha location of Brewsky’s so mark your calendars now.

And speaking of calendars, the guys have been getting more and more hotties submitting their photos for the 2004 calendar. They’ve got some tough choices ahead of them in the next few days but they seem to think they’ll pull through okay. TnT asked Trisha, back again sitting in for BW, if she thought women not picked for the calendar this year would have any reason to be upset. Trish joined on TnT’s site and stated that eve though there will be girls not picked, it’s not anyone’s fault. There is a certain look that will be sought out and when 12 girls are picked, that’s it. Nobody should be upset if they’re not chosen this year; just try again for the 2005 calendar.

Also early in the show, the guys read over a little TnT show history from this date back in ’98 and ’99. One tidbit was about a bad date Jeremy had with a listener that won a prize on the radio station. After some recollection, it was determined that Jeremy’s better off having not stuck with the woman. The guys also read over a hate e-mail from a listener that asked something to the effect of, “What did you guys ever do for the Arena?” TnT pointed out to the idiotic e-mailer that they put their jobs (and livelihood for that matter) on the line, they helped get countless thousands of slackers registered to vote, and they devoted unbelievable hours of airtime to the Arena issue convincing people to vote for it and, subsequently, for TnT to stay in town.

Trisha came in with the news a bit later. The gang started off with talk about a rapist that viciously assaulted an Omaha woman. Luckily for her, she somehow mustered up the strength to get a good look at the son of a bitch’s face and gave a full detailed description to the police. TnT expressed their disgust with rapists, especially this one wearing a Husker shirt, and hoped aloud that the guy is found soon and locked up permanently. They then moved on to discuss the city budget, hooker billboards, more about the local “Catholic pissing match”, and the Boston gorilla that recently escaped his captors. Trish then gave everyone some tips for how to avoid being caught cheating via your cell phone’s various memory features.

The guys also had an interesting discussion about buying panties over the Internet, a subject spawned (as I recall) by a listener asking whether or not buying soiled, masturbated in panties could be dangerous to one’s health. After comparing such undergarments to the “pee and semen” hotel room special Tyler recently saw on TV, it was determined that such panties are safe to buy. A later caller detailed a show he saw on the mass production of the soiled panties which basically consisted of a couple of guys dumping some tuna juice and a little hot sauce on the crotches of brand new panties before stuffing them in a baggy and shipping them off to pervs. The guys pondered the purpose of the hot sauce for a while, finding it a rather odd ingredient for phony panty juice, but they seemed to understand that it could be used as some sort of juice tinting.

Trisha also did a story this morning on a Lincoln student that was busted for stealing street signs and putting them up in his college dorm. Evidentially, the practice of ripping off street signs is illegal. Well, the phone lines lit up throughout the remainder of the show with listeners that wanted to share their own “I stole a street sign once” stories.

Todd and Tyler were once again joined by potential 2004 calendar hotties throughout this morning’s show. Early on, Erika stopped in and spent some time talking with TnT about being just 2 ½ years away from being a doctor. During her visit, she shared a story with TnT regarding a patient she knew of that had a furuncle (a boil) the size of his entire ass cheek. TnT found that rather amusing and Erika quite hot. Later, other hotties joined the guys in studio including Nicole, Michelle, and Lisa. They each spent a little time with TnT and discussed their potential calendar-gracing hotness.

Travis came in with the sports report a bit later in the show. Along with delivering the daily sporting news, he talked with TnT about his FWIW last night regarding the National Do Not Call list. Travis seemed to take the same side as TnT, stating, “50 million people can’t be wrong.”

Later, Travis went off on a hilarious rant related to Todd and the divorce from his first wife. Todd was vaguely joking around about the possibility of having to go back into court when Travis freaked out and started screaming, “Why? It’s over!” Todd confirmed that, yes, his divorce was over 3 years ago but due to the fact that he and his ex-wife share children, until his youngest turns 19, he can still be taken back to court. Trav freaked out even further as Todd sat quietly listening, successfully avoiding any chance of breaking a “shut your mouth” court order. This paragraph doesn’t do the verbal exchange justice. I strongly suggest you check out tonight’s 3^rd Shift Replay, airing at 10pm, and listen to Trav melt down.

Trisha returned later in the show with the e-news. She reported that CBS won the premier week ratings with its new shows, the gang discussed a crazy on-stage suicide plot in St. Petersburg, FL during an upcoming concert for a band called Hell On Earth, there was talk about TBS acquiring the rights to “Sex And The City” and how that show won’t work on regular cable, and discussion of an upcoming 2005 “3 Stooges” movie.

Before the end of the show, more potential calendar girls joined the guys in studio. Summer and Andrea, two girls Travis talked into entering the contest, came in and talked with TnT about the topless, lesbian-ish photos they submitted. Melissa, a participant in TnT’s recent Panty Parade at the Ice House, also came in. Chad Anderson from Tim O’Neill Chevrolet also joined the guys in studio, although TnT weren’t interested in seeing any naked pictures of him. Actually, Chad showed up to take back the Tim O’Neill vehicle Todd has been driving, as it was sold.

Well that does it for the Tuesday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure you join the guys from 5:30am to 10pm for tomorrow’s show. Keep in mind that Todd and Tyler are scheduled to speak with porn legend Ron Jeremy tomorrow at about 7:30am. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-

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