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Thursday 10-2-03

Before diving into the events of the day on this morning’s Todd and Tyler show, I’d like to begin by covering the strange mood TnT have been in over the last few days, something I haven’t touched on in this week’s updates yet. The beginning of today’s TnT show relates to this subject so I’ll start by saying that Todd and Tyler kicked off their show this morning by playing a clip from their very first show on Z-92. The clip featured TnT playing pieces of audition tapes from others who were attempting to get the job that they had landed. The two audition clips played were for a guy named Uncle Ace another who goes by Marathon Man. The clips were appalling; a compete audio assault of the senses. We should all count our lucky stars that neither of those two tools got Todd and Tyler’s job back in 1993.

The reason TnT played that old clip this morning is rather vague. Over the past few days, they’ve been hinting here and there about not being particularly happy with the radio station and dropping the occasional reference to leaving town. A few e-mailers and callers have picked up on it but other than their vague references, TnT haven’t come right out and said anything about leaving Z-92. Throughout this morning’s show, callers and e-mailers checked in and tried to figure out what the guys were talking about and if they have plans to leave. Continuing in their vagueness, TnT wouldn’t answer anything directly. Todd did mention, though, that he’s headed to Arizona for the weekend to watch a football game and may or may not be talking to “old friends in the business” while there. I suppose it is entirely possible that TnT are upset with the station for something and they wouldn’t mind moving on in their careers, but what do I know? I’m sure things will clear themselves up in due time so for now, join me in hoping Todd comes back from Arizona and next Monday at 5:30am, we don’t hear a Zeppelin tune in place of the Hellcasters. Okay, now that that’s been covered, we’ll move on.

After playing the clip from their first show, the guys moved on to read a little “This day in TnT show history”. That was followed up with a lengthy conversation about the freak’n cougar that was caught at the damn Funny Bone yesterday. TnT were amazed at the story, wondering where the cougar came from and how it ended up around 114^th and Dodge Street, something I’m sure we were all asking while sitting around the Fondue pot last night. Tyler seemed most concerned about being eaten by a cougar as he rides his bike around the lake. Most likely because, as he proclaimed, he covers himself in meat and deer urine before hitting the pedals. Listeners checked in all morning long with cougar talk. Some claimed to be experts in one way or another while other callers were just spouting out random tidbits of facts covered in what can only be described as BS.

Also early in the show, Tyler discussed his new gym, which only plays “thumpa thumpa rap crap” music, the gang stuck up for Rush, who resigned from his position at ESPN yesterday for alleged racist remarks about a black QB, and the guys discussed the athletic abilities of Chinese football players. TnT also talked about all of the hate feedback Travis received regarding his recent FWIW commentary about the “Man’s keeping me down” TV show (check yesterday’s update for details). Tyler also continued to express his fears of being eaten by a cougar as more calls and talk about the captured bobcat came in.

BW rejoined TnT this morning after having been in Alaska for 12 days. He talked with the guys briefly about his vacation, referencing some of the wildlife he saw from his dad’s window. Brian also discussed his travel troubles and how he dropped the “You’re inconsiderate, rude, and FAT!” bomb on a lady that pulled on the back of his seat from Anchorage to Minneapolis. TnT were surprised BW didn’t drop the “whore” bomb on her, which he admitted this morning he probably would have had he thought of it. Brian also complained about his seat position, which wasn’t close enough to the cockpit for his taste. Brian’s travel agent phoned in to explain the reason he was moved was due to an equipment change and it wasn’t necessarily her fault.

After getting all caught up with BW, he delivered this morning’s newscast. There was plenty more cougar talk, discussion of a Dodge Street traffic crackdown, gas prices, AT&T firing a bunch of people, and the sexual abuse allegations against the Terminator by 6 “whores”. Brian also read over a report about all of the money Americans waste by being stuck in traffic each year. Later, there was a story about Italians getting busted for cheating because they’re sending “you were great, don’t tell my wife” messages via their text message feature on their cell phones. He then wrapped up the news with a heartwarming “you’ve got to suck on this guy’s throck” hazing story.

Another potential calendar hottie, Laura, joined the guys in studio for a bit this morning. She was the only hottie that came in today, although TnT’s parade of possible calendar girls will continue for a while, as they sort through the list of potential finalists. As you might imagine, the guys were quite pleased with Laura’s appearance and seemed rather stunned to find out that she was in high school such a very short time ago.

Travis joined the guys in studio a bit later. He delivered today’s sports report, which consisted of a ton of baseball talk. The guys also discussed Rush leaving ESPN and covered some of Trav’s recent FWIW feedback.

Pam Weiss from the Humane Society joined the guys in studio today and spent some time talking with them about a variety of subjects. She brought with her an adoptable cute, little beagle mix named Hazel. Pam also discussed the Humane Society’s “no adoption” policy for pit bulls, which to TnT sounded more like a “We’ll whack’em” policy. They liked that very much. Pam later talked about their foster kitty program and she tried to help Todd analyze his dog’s nightmares. If you’d like to adopt the beagle mix, Hazel, or any other animal, you can get in touch with Pam by phoning 444-7800 x280.

Rick Roberts from the Funny Bone stopped by this morning and hung out with the guys for a while. He’s headlining tonight and will be on stage just before Bobcat Goldwaith at the Bone on Friday and Saturday. Rick joined in on the topics of the morning and played a couple of humorous tunes for TnT on his guitar. One was a song about country music in general and the other was all about the infamous mullet haircut. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations to see Rick and Bobcat this weekend. I believe the early show on Friday night is 2 for 1 and the rest of the shows are only $20 per person.

Dr. John phoned TnT this morning from the Douglas County corrections facility. He heard last night’s 3^rd Shift Replay and wanted to voice his concern about TnT’s recent vague references to leaving Omaha. Dr. John told the guys that if they do leave town, they’ll have to let him know where they’re headed to so he can open up a new Dr. John’s store in that city. He went on to discuss the Ron Jeremy interview TnT did yesterday and mentioned that he’s trying to get Ron to come to his Omaha store in the spring for an autograph signing. More details will follow so stay tuned for more calls from prison.

Frank, the photographer that takes care of all of the photos for TnT’s calendar, joined the guys in studio today. He spent some time talking with the guys about the quality of women that have submitted photos this year, some of the other work he’s done recently, and he showed the guys some pictures of hot 16 and 17-year-old up-and-coming models that he’s working with (all were fully clothed and had their parents permission to be photographed by the very professional Frank). TnT also joked around with Frank about his amazing ability to get 19-year-old women to disrobe for him. Before leaving, Frank told TnT that he’s looking for a Hispanic-looking girl for a new face lotion advertising campaign. The guys brought in Jose, flute blower of the Meelar Light girls, and set the wheels in motion for Frank to get hooked up with one of the hotties.

BW returned later in the show with today’s e-news. The gang spent some time talking about Halle Berry’s announced divorce, a Duran Duran reunion tour, a new John Lennon DVD, Christy Yamagucci’s eel-like “Chinese looking” baby (which made me laugh my ass right out of my chair), and TnT’s proposed new TV show, “Milaniard PI”. He then wrapped up the e-news with a lovely tale about a Kenyan man that had his throck cut off by two of his pissed off ex-wives.

Well, that does it for the Thursday update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am. Bobcat Goldwaith will be joining them in studio so don’t miss it. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-

How odd. Milaniard isn’t in my spellchecker.

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