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Wednesday 10-8-03

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by reading some hate e-mails. Several e-mailers were mad at the guys for their comments about athletes praying in front of the camera. TnT stated again that they think athletes that do that are just showing off. Much to their surprise, there was some support for TnT’s thoughts that came from the Bible. A listener e-mailed them a quote from Chapter 6 of Matthew stating that people should pray in private. The guys seemed to like the idea of having the Bible back them on their opinion. TnT also took a call from Lynn Taylor. She gave the guys a concert review of the Bret Michaels show in Lincoln last night.

Also early, and while still in hate e-mail mode, guys took a hate call from a lady named Debbie. She was pissed at TnT for making fun of her husband for falling out of a boat in Carter Lake last year and for having a little fun at the expense of her friend. Her friend turned out to be the guy who allegedly stole Grasshopper Takeover’s van a few months ago and, according to a recent news story by BW, fell to his death off of an Omaha area bridge recently. During her call, she completely melted down and informed TnT of the existence of “Todd sucks Tyler” T-shirts, which she quickly followed up with a poorly structured verbal attack about how TnT like to visit whorehouses “with dicks”. Although the lady was a complete loon, the guys explored the “Todd sucks Tyler, Tyler sucks Todd” T-shirt idea further, both getting a good laugh at the concept and seeming to like the idea. Later, TnT spoke to the niece of the guy who made the shirts and she said she’d bring them in a few.

Before diving into the news, the guys mentioned that they received a CD and a magazine cutout note that looked like a ransom note from a group calling themselves the Brown Paper Bags. Along with the note, which read “Play this CD or the cow gets it!” was a photo of a guy wearing a paper bag over his head with a pistol pointed to the head of a goat. TnT got a kick out of the whole charade and decided to actually play the song on the CD, which was called “Dr. John”. As you might imagine, the song was indeed about Dr. John being tossed in the pokey. The tune, very similar in style to Tony Bologna’s past contributions, was pretty funny and pretty cheesy at the same time. Although Tony Bologna may not be involved with the new, mysterious Brown Paper Bags folks, it looks like he’ll have his work cut out for him if he wants to remain TnT’s parody song go-to guy.

Brian delivered this morning’s lengthy newscast a bit later in the show. There was talk about a Maple Street shootout, a Lincoln man busted for humping on 13-year-olds, a stabbing at a convenient store, a 6-foot Council Bluffs bong being confiscated, a live turkey truck spill, and load tarping. There was also some talk about the consequences of putting the names of Johns on billboards and how it might affect the hooking industry as well as the families of the men busted for paying for sex.

Snowball Huston continued the news with some stories from the animal world. These included talk about ladybug madness, several beer, lion, tiger, and alligator related stories, and then Brian wrapped up the newscast with a heartwarming story about a woman that gave birth to a 2-pound baby in her toilet. She, suffering from MS, didn’t know she was pregnant and didn’t realize she had given birth in the toilet until she was dragging herself from the toilet seat to her wheelchair and heard the little baby gargle. Both mother and child are fine, if weighing 2 pounds and being confined to a wheelchair due to MS fit into the “fine” realm.

Travis came in a bit later with this morning’s sports report. There was quite a bit of baseball talk today with the playoffs taking place. He also discussed with TnT how the cop from the “man’s keeping me down” show appeared back on the air last night and made a twisting off jab at Travis. Later, the gang discussed last night’s rather boring commentary on the bike trail battle with the airport. Luckily, though, Trav’s visit this morning wasn’t a complete bust. He tossed in a couple of movie references from films such as “Willow”, “Foot Loose” and, “Jumanji” which were pretty funny.

Andy, her last name was not mentioned, from the Funny Bone stopped in this morning and hung out with TnT for a bit. She MCed for Bobcat last week and will be doing the same this week at the Bone for headliner Jimmy Dore. Andy, a total hottie by the way, talked with the guys about her style of comedy, which isn’t typical of female comics. She went on to discuss being from St. Louis and her “sort of” relationship with her boyfriend, whom she wouldn’t let TnT phone. Considering it was Andy’s first time on the radio anywhere, she did great with TnT this morning. I’m sure we’re going to see big things out of Andy in the future so get to the Funny Bone and see her soon. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

BW returned later in the show with today’s e-news segment. The gang spent quite a bit of time talking about tigers, as Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy claims that the show will go on once Roy grows his throat back. There was talk about Billie Joel’s busted wrist, reunions of both Europe and Tears For Fears, and reports of more places from the movie, “Bridges of Madison County” being set ablaze. The gang then wrapped up the e-news with a story about humping the CPR doll, “Resuscitation Annie”.

Before closing out the show today, Todd, Tyler, and Brian spent some time reading over and discussing a list from AskMen.com about the top 10 types of women to avoid dating. They were joined in the discussion by Andy from the Bone and Jessica Dol, each of whom pinpointed how close they were to any of the 10 types of bad women to date. Such types included “the leech”, “the stage hog”, “the whore/bimbo”, and “the motor mouth”.

Well, that does it for today’s update. Tune in tonight at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay and make sure to rejoin the guys tomorrow at 5:30am for the Thursday program. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-





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