Todd and Tyler Unauthorized

Dave

Friday 10-31-03

Todd and Tyler started off their Halloween show by welcoming Black Tony to the studio for his standard Friday visit. They then spent a bit of time discussing their calendar shoot yesterday afternoon with all of the hotties appearing in the upcoming 2004 edition. The gang also continued their discussion about the local TV stations doing their best to scare people to death about Halloween. Channel 6 reportedly put the fear of children being raped into their viewers, Channel 3 said that kids may be eaten by mountain lions, and Channel 7 merged the threat of pedophiles and razor filled candy bars into their report. The “irresponsible journalism” displayed by the three local TV news outlets has, as it seems to TnT, has reached a disturbing low.

On a related note, Todd and Tyler read over a hate e-mail from the husband of a caller that checked in yesterday. That caller, an X-ray tech, gave TnT a hard time for their comments about just letting kids be kids on Halloween and not trying to scare them with stories of Snickers bars full of razor blades. Evidentially, the caller thought TnT were saying, “all kids should be killed”. As you may recall, TnT rightfully freaked out on her a bit yesterday. They told her that kids shouldn’t be scared by their parents on Halloween. To them, the holiday should be about candy, costumes, and soaping windows, not death and destruction needles in your throat paranoia. That caller’s husband was a bit upset at TnT for their treatment of his nutty wife and just had to e-mail them. During his letter, which made the husband seem all “high and mighty”, he went a bit religious on TnT and then hilariously dropped the, “take your penises out of each other’s mouths” bomb. The gang reintroduced the e-mail several times throughout the remainder of the show, having a good a laugh at it each time.

BW and his explosive diarrhea having ass came in a bit later in the show with this morning’s news. With the exception of a story about a licorice truck that crashed and burned on I-80 and a story about some kids that stuck a drumstick up the butt of another kid on a school bus, there’s not much else to detail about the newscast.

TnT spoke to the webmaster of NebraskaCoeds.com this morning. Evidentially, there have been some complaints to one of the TV stations from local parents that their allegedly slutty daughters have appeared on the adult web site run out of Lincoln. Jim discussed the news story with TnT and described how he legally gets the hot local women to get naked and bang his buddies on film, which TnT were most interested in. It turns out that he pays the “models” various amounts of cash for their performances. After their call to Jim, the guys took a break and spent a few minutes checking out the hot local action on the web site by using their free password.

Todd and Tyler were joined in studio today by city councilman Jim Vokal, a.k.a. to listeners of the show as “Woody” (a “Toy Story” reference). Recently the guys have made comments about Vokal being a “puppet” for former mayor Hal Daub. Jim heard their comments and being the good-humored guy he is, he decided to come on the show. In fact, due to it being Halloween, he actually appeared this morning dressed up in a Woody costume, which TnT thought was pretty funny. Jim talked with TnT for a bit about their recent comments, which he seemed to take for what they were, and shared his thoughts on some of TnT’s city council concerns. Together, the three single handedly solved the city’s budget problems by proposing a $10 or $20 tax on all people who work in Omaha but live outside the city. Later, they agreed again on the idea that Omaha needs it’s own casino to help draw some of the revenue back into the city/state from its current flow over the river. Before leaving Vokal, who turned out to be surprisingly cool, said that he plans to run for city council again and will most likely make a bid for mayor in the future.

Frank Remar, Todd and Tyler’s photographer for the upcoming calendar of hotties, stopped by today and spent some time hanging out with the guys. The gang discussed yesterday’s calendar cover shoot. Frank also shared a photo of Jeremy being used as a placeholder for lighting purposes during a recent shoot at the Anchor Inn. The photo sounded rather funny, as everyone in the studio uproariously laughed at it, but unfortunately, it hasn’t landed in my e-mail box yet for me to share with all of you. Later in his visit, TnT talked with Frank about how one of the hotties that was at the cover shoot yesterday passed out. That hottie phoned in later and explained that the reason she passed out was because she had given blood earlier in the day and knowing that there was a calendar shoot a bit later, she opted not to eat so she wouldn’t look puffy. That, in turn, caused her to “go down” as Frank put it. He had pictures of that, too, but again, they’re not in my in box. Sorry.

Travis phoned in from Memphis this morning as he is on his way to cover the Huskers game this weekend. He gave his Lock of the Week, which is Texas giving 5 ½ to the Huskers. Later, BW did this morning’s sports report for Travis, who should be back on the air with TnT by Monday.

Dak Rakow from the Funny Bone came in this morning and spent a couple of hours with TnT. He began his visit with some talk about his time served in Nam as a postal clerk. That story led to a tale about how he got the nickname “Kodak” and how that nickname eventually led to him being sued by Eastman Kodak when he first became a stand-up comic in the early 80’s. Dak lost the suit and $50,000 and consequently, that’s why he’s just called Dak today. Later, Dak talked more with TnT about his days in Nam, which as you would expect led to lots of talk about hookers in Bangkok. Dak was great on the show today and you can catch him at the Funny Bone by calling 493-8036. Check him out this weekend.

Down To Here stopped in later in the show and performed a couple of acoustic tunes for TnT. They sounded great. If you missed the, you can catch them performing tonight at the Freaker’s Ball. Cost to enter is just $10 and tickets are available at the door. Make sure to join Todd and Tyler at the AmeriSports bar for the Freaker’s Ball tonight!

BW returned later with today’s e-news segment. With the exception of a news story about how Fox news was thinking of suing the “Simpsons” and a phone call from DR. John, both being punctuated by the sounds of TnT’s fart CD, there wasn’t much else to detail about the e-news.

That does it for the Friday update. Tune in Sunday at 10pm for the 3^rd Shift Replay of this morning’s show and make sure to rejoin TnT on Monday at 5:30am as they kick off another week of programming. There’s sure to be plenty of Freaker’s Ball fallout so make sure to tune in. Thanks for watching. Good night. -Corby-

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