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TNT_Tony

Well no luck so far on finding those papers. I did however remember a call from about a year ago. Here it is
CML:'Hey good morning, Hey Craig did you know that your mom likes Texas poker?'
Craig: Really?
CML: 'Yeah, I pretend like I'm a texan and poke her.'

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2ox

Here's one that I would of loved to hear or something similar when they started the BS590 broadcasting and was surprised I did'nt...

'Hey I can hear you guys just fine...I'm inside Craigs mom'

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TNT_Tony

^ I don't remember hearing that one.

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TNT_Tony

Here is a pretty recent one.

CML: 'Hey good morning. I know that monkeys are dangerous because Craig's mom was playing with my monkey and it spit in her face.'

Or something like that.

Post edited by: TNT_Tony, at: 2005/05/22 13:42

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mike

I remember that one.It's a good one

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TNT_Tony

Here's one from the wedding show.

CML: 'Hey good morning, Hey let Bob know that I have some tips for him on how to take care of a mom.'

BTW Bob was the groom.

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TNT_Tony

This one is from awhile back.

CML: 'Hey Good Morning, Hey Craig do you know what I make?'

Craig: No what?

CML: 'I make it hard for your mom.'

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Al

This one is from this morning..

CML: Good Morning, I hear Craigs going to stop smoking?

TNT: Yea

CML: I'll still be smoking with Craigs mom

Post edited by: Al., at: 2005/05/23 14:35

TNT_Tony

^Actually it was more like 'I'll still be SMOKING! with Craigs mom. The way he said SMOKING! is what made the call funny.

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TNT_Tony

This one is from todays show.

CML: 'Hey good morning. Hey Craigs mom said she was going to...(static starts to play)

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Hoopers Store

Today's: 'Hey Good Morning. Since Craig's leaving...can I keep his mom?'

'Hey Good morning. Craig's mom can't make it to the going-away party, so I get to come.'

Post edited by: Hoopers Store, at: 2005/05/26 14:50

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Vagabond

'Your mom can't make it to the party, so I get to come'

TNT_Tony

I thought the second call was hilarious.

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TNT_Tony

Here is another classic CML call.

CML: 'Hey good morning. Hey I think Craig's mom has a deal going with the same dealership as you guys.'

TNT: Really?

CML: 'Yeah because every time I pinch her she screams Tincher!'

I know thats pretty close to the actual call.

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mike

I kind of remember that one.It was right after they started their gig with Tincher I think

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TNT_Tony

Here is yet another classic CML call.

CML: 'Hey good morning. I want to have sex with Eyore's mom.'

He said that after Jessica Dol said that Craig sounded like Eyore from 'Winnie THe Pooh' BTW I have know clue if I spelled 'Eyore' right.

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TNT_Tony

This was from Fridays show.

CML: 'Hey good Morning, I was with a woman last night who reminded me of Craig, She had 'Sexy feet'. (He said sexy feet in a whisper)

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TNT_Tony

Here is one that I wrote down a while back.

CML: 'Hey good morning. Did you guys see mount st. helens eruption last night? Yeah I saw some of it...hold on....Oh never mind, Craig's mom said that was me.'

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TNT_Tony

This was from todays show.

CML: 'Hey good morning. Hey I'm not positive but I think Craig's mom went to the prom.'

That was a call back to a story about a stripper going to a prom...I think.

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ob1

6/1/2005:

...Craig's mom had a close shave... :P

Dave

'Dr. Ed, I have a friend... that's seeing and older woman... that has an insatiable sexual appetite.'

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TNT_Tony

ob1 wrote:
That is only part of the call. Here is the whole thing.

CML: 'Hey good morning. I had some excitement over the holiday.'

Tyler: Oh yeah what happened?

CML: 'Craig's mom had a close shave.'

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TNT_Tony

Dave wrote:
I actually heard that on the third shift replay after I read it here.

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mike

'Did you know Crag's mom is a car buff?She's likes riding my hot rod.'

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ob1

TNT_Tony wrote:
Thanks for filling in the blanks. :)