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Dave · 05-27-2005

Here's the email that MPG sent to The Show, used with permission... Just in case you didn't hear the story...

From: [MPG]
Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005 4:48 PM
To: [The Show's Email Address]
Subject: Cool band name!!!!

There's a story behind this one....but I think the name 'Naked Potato Fight' would be cool.
Here's the story behind it:
Years ago, I used to work as a dancer. Well it was the end of the night and all of us were in the dressing room undressing to go home for the night. I was totally naked and only wearing my stilettos. This other dancer and I didn't get along(she was naked also) and we started trading insults. The insults escalated and a physical fight. We were both very drunk at this time, so it was an interesting fight with the absence of coordination and me in nothing but stilettos. There was a styrofoam takeout box from a restaurant open on the floor of the dressing room because one of the girls had been eating . It was mashed potatoes and gravy. As me and the other dancer are fighting (or attempting to fight with our drunk @sses), she shoved me, and I fell butt first onto the mashed potatoes. Needless to say, I had mashed potatoes in EVERY crevice. At that point the fight ended because we couldn't stop laughing. So I got up grabbed a towel and wiped as much potatoes from my ass and 'the other' place as I could successfully attempt being as drunk as I was. I was called Spud Butt for months by my fellow lovely dancers. I was telling someone this story the other day and then I thought Naked Potato Fight would be a cool band name in T n T standards.

**mike** · 05-27-2005

I forgot that story.Thanks for refreshing my memory.Spud Butt is funny.

Logan · 05-27-2005

spud butt is more funny than mashed potato girl

Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S · 05-27-2005

The line in the email was to say 'a physical fight ensued' but i was typing so quickly that it said 'and a physical fight'...i swear i'm not illiterate like the old tommy knocker i read on the forums. What was more interesting was when they brought me back for my 'win a date with hot jessica' promo...most of the guys were freaks but it was soooo much fun.

Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/27 22:22

Dave · 05-27-2005

Quote:

most of the guys were freaks but it was soooo much fun

Strange...

TNT_Tony · 05-28-2005

I remember this story well....

theTOMMYKNOCKERX · 05-28-2005

I WOULD BE REMISS TODAY IF I DIDNT ADDRESS THE GO GO GIRL........

I READ SOMEWHERE ON THIS BOARD WHERE THE STRIPPER GIRL SAID I WAS ILLITERATE......IVE GOT A WHITE COLLAR JOB AND A TITLE THANKYOU VERY MUCH......SINCE WHEN DO STRIPPERS OPINIONS AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.....STRIPPERS ARE GREAT HONEY AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR STUPID YAPPER SHUT....

I ALSO READ WHERE THE GO GO HO SAID THE GUYS SHE MET OFF THE SHOW WERE FREAKS........WELL EXCUSE ME BUT ISNT THAT ALL ANY STRIPPER DESERVES.....ISNT A GO GO HO JUST A FEMALE FREAK HER SELF.....

AND FINALLY THIS LITTLE POEM

TITTY WHORES

ALRIGHT TO LOOK AT
ALRIGHT TO BEHOLD
STICK YOUR PECKER IN ONE
NEXT DAY CHECK FOR MOLD

SORRY

Logan · 05-28-2005

tommy,
you have a white collar job and a title too? so what's it like working for daddy? or did you just manage to blow the right person.

tommy reporting for work:
'good morning sir. would you like for me to toss your salad before i get my protein suppliment this morning'?

theTOMMYKNOCKERX · 05-28-2005

MY DAD WAS POOR SO HE DIDNT HAVE ANY JOBS FOR ME.......AND MY MOM WEIGHS 300 POUNDS AND IS SERIOUSLY FUGLY......SO IF YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF MY MOM AGAIN LAST NIGHT I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING THE FIRST MAN IN 20 YEARS WHO COULD STAND TO DO IT.......HY AHA HA HA.......SORRY

Logan · 05-28-2005

no, i wasn't with your mom last night. it must have been your brother.

theTOMMYKNOCKERX · 05-28-2005

SO NOT ONLY DO YOU DO 300 POUND WOMEN BUT YOUR ALSO QUEER........KEEP DIGGING YOUR GRAVE SON.......SORRY

**mike** · 05-28-2005

Logan,you set yourself up for that one.

Logan · 05-28-2005

tommy,
i was hoping he would make a better bitch than you. almost but not quite.

Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S · 05-29-2005

Tommy-I too have a white collar job and obviously, you are as much as a jerk as I have read on the forums. Albeit, for some reason you think you are in some way, shape, or form entertaining, when in all actuality you are as dull as a butter knife. That's why Logan pulverized your ass in the forums. You couldn't get a b@tch like me if you paid for it. Don't hate the player....hate the game baby. YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!!! GET A LIFE LOSER!!!!

Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/29 01:37

Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/29 01:40

Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/29 01:43

**mike** · 05-29-2005

You Go Girl!!!!!

Hoopers Store · 05-29-2005

Hey, MPG...I honestly want to know how you feel when you get those kind of insults for being a stripper/dancer. The 'ho' comments, etc. Do they really hurt you or do you just brush them off?

Logan · 05-29-2005

tommy IS a bigger dick than Trav. And Trav's not a loser. that puts you pretty low on the food chain tommy.

Post edited by: Logan, at: 2005/05/29 15:25

Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S · 05-29-2005

Hoopers...As a former dancer, no it didn't bother me at all. Dancing enabled me to put food on my table and clothes on my back, and pay my way through college. Also, the majority of my dancer friends are single parents who otherwise could not make ends meet. However, dancing has enabled them to provide for their children, rather than be another statistic dependent upon the welfare system. Dancers are sterotyped as ho's, prostitutes, drug addicts, and lesbos. There are some like that in every club, however the majortiy are on that stage every night to feed and clothe their children. I'm content with myself and know what I am and what I am not. My world doesn't revolve around others' judgment of what they think I am and am not. Would I ever go back to dancing..no. Do I regret ever having done it...heck no. People that want to be judgmental about it...screw 'em. There's always going to be the stereotypes and the judgmental hypocrites but that's life I suppose.

Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/30 00:36

Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/30 00:37

Hoopers Store · 05-29-2005

Thanks for answering my question...just seems like a pretty tough business.

**mike** · 05-29-2005

MPG,it seems that you have a decent head on your shoulders,good for you.I have a question.Do you mind if I refer to you as Spud Butt? I just think that name is funnier than hell.

Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S · 05-29-2005

It would be my pleasure Mike!

Logan · 05-31-2005

i second the motion for spud butt

Hoopers Store · 05-31-2005

My nickname for her is 'the only attractive woman to ever post on a message board'. Long title I know, but...it's so true.

Logan · 05-31-2005

hopefully we won't scare her off.

chriss · 05-31-2005

amen sista!

05-27-2005	#1
Dave Administrator Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,119 Throcks: 1,444.56 Thanks: 31 Thanked 105 Times in 39 Posts	Mash Potato Girl's story Here's the email that MPG sent to The Show, used with permission... Just in case you didn't hear the story... From: [MPG] Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005 4:48 PM To: [The Show's Email Address] Subject: Cool band name!!!! There's a story behind this one....but I think the name 'Naked Potato Fight' would be cool. Here's the story behind it: Years ago, I used to work as a dancer. Well it was the end of the night and all of us were in the dressing room undressing to go home for the night. I was totally naked and only wearing my stilettos. This other dancer and I didn't get along(she was naked also) and we started trading insults. The insults escalated and a physical fight. We were both very drunk at this time, so it was an interesting fight with the absence of coordination and me in nothing but stilettos. There was a styrofoam takeout box from a restaurant open on the floor of the dressing room because one of the girls had been eating . It was mashed potatoes and gravy. As me and the other dancer are fighting (or attempting to fight with our drunk @sses), she shoved me, and I fell butt first onto the mashed potatoes. Needless to say, I had mashed potatoes in EVERY crevice. At that point the fight ended because we couldn't stop laughing. So I got up grabbed a towel and wiped as much potatoes from my ass and 'the other' place as I could successfully attempt being as drunk as I was. I was called Spud Butt for months by my fellow lovely dancers. I was telling someone this story the other day and then I thought Naked Potato Fight would be a cool band name in T n T standards. __________________ "Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up, when you don't really need it." - Elvis Costello -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-27-2005	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.21 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story I forgot that story.Thanks for refreshing my memory.Spud Butt is funny. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-27-2005	#3
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story spud butt is more funny than mashed potato girl

05-27-2005	#4
Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 15 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story The line in the email was to say 'a physical fight ensued' but i was typing so quickly that it said 'and a physical fight'...i swear i'm not illiterate like the old tommy knocker i read on the forums. What was more interesting was when they brought me back for my 'win a date with hot jessica' promo...most of the guys were freaks but it was soooo much fun. Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/27 22:22

05-28-2005	#6
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 757.08 Thanks: 2 Thanked 88 Times in 25 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story I remember this story well.... __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

05-28-2005	#7
theTOMMYKNOCKERX TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 13 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story I WOULD BE REMISS TODAY IF I DIDNT ADDRESS THE GO GO GIRL........ I READ SOMEWHERE ON THIS BOARD WHERE THE STRIPPER GIRL SAID I WAS ILLITERATE......IVE GOT A WHITE COLLAR JOB AND A TITLE THANKYOU VERY MUCH......SINCE WHEN DO STRIPPERS OPINIONS AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.....STRIPPERS ARE GREAT HONEY AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR STUPID YAPPER SHUT.... I ALSO READ WHERE THE GO GO HO SAID THE GUYS SHE MET OFF THE SHOW WERE FREAKS........WELL EXCUSE ME BUT ISNT THAT ALL ANY STRIPPER DESERVES.....ISNT A GO GO HO JUST A FEMALE FREAK HER SELF..... AND FINALLY THIS LITTLE POEM TITTY WHORES ALRIGHT TO LOOK AT ALRIGHT TO BEHOLD STICK YOUR PECKER IN ONE NEXT DAY CHECK FOR MOLD SORRY

05-28-2005	#8
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story tommy, you have a white collar job and a title too? so what's it like working for daddy? or did you just manage to blow the right person. tommy reporting for work: 'good morning sir. would you like for me to toss your salad before i get my protein suppliment this morning'?

05-28-2005	#9
theTOMMYKNOCKERX TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 13 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story MY DAD WAS POOR SO HE DIDNT HAVE ANY JOBS FOR ME.......AND MY MOM WEIGHS 300 POUNDS AND IS SERIOUSLY FUGLY......SO IF YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF MY MOM AGAIN LAST NIGHT I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING THE FIRST MAN IN 20 YEARS WHO COULD STAND TO DO IT.......HY AHA HA HA.......SORRY

05-28-2005	#10
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story no, i wasn't with your mom last night. it must have been your brother.

05-28-2005	#11
theTOMMYKNOCKERX TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 13 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story SO NOT ONLY DO YOU DO 300 POUND WOMEN BUT YOUR ALSO QUEER........KEEP DIGGING YOUR GRAVE SON.......SORRY

05-28-2005	#12
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.21 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story Logan,you set yourself up for that one. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-29-2005	#14
Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 15 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story Tommy-I too have a white collar job and obviously, you are as much as a jerk as I have read on the forums. Albeit, for some reason you think you are in some way, shape, or form entertaining, when in all actuality you are as dull as a butter knife. That's why Logan pulverized your ass in the forums. You couldn't get a b@tch like me if you paid for it. Don't hate the player....hate the game baby. YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!!! GET A LIFE LOSER!!!! Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/29 01:37 Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/29 01:40 Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/29 01:43

05-29-2005	#15
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.21 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story You Go Girl!!!!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-29-2005	#16
Hoopers Store [Insert Inside Joke Here] Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska. Age: 22 Posts: 699 Throcks: 162.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story Hey, MPG...I honestly want to know how you feel when you get those kind of insults for being a stripper/dancer. The 'ho' comments, etc. Do they really hurt you or do you just brush them off? __________________ Hooper's Store...because sometimes it IS all about being the greatest poster.

05-29-2005	#17
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story tommy IS a bigger dick than Trav. And Trav's not a loser. that puts you pretty low on the food chain tommy. Post edited by: Logan, at: 2005/05/29 15:25

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05-29-2005	#18
Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 15 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story Hoopers...As a former dancer, no it didn't bother me at all. Dancing enabled me to put food on my table and clothes on my back, and pay my way through college. Also, the majority of my dancer friends are single parents who otherwise could not make ends meet. However, dancing has enabled them to provide for their children, rather than be another statistic dependent upon the welfare system. Dancers are sterotyped as ho's, prostitutes, drug addicts, and lesbos. There are some like that in every club, however the majortiy are on that stage every night to feed and clothe their children. I'm content with myself and know what I am and what I am not. My world doesn't revolve around others' judgment of what they think I am and am not. Would I ever go back to dancing..no. Do I regret ever having done it...heck no. People that want to be judgmental about it...screw 'em. There's always going to be the stereotypes and the judgmental hypocrites but that's life I suppose. Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/30 00:36 Post edited by: Mashed Potato Girl, at: 2005/05/30 00:37

05-29-2005	#19
Hoopers Store [Insert Inside Joke Here] Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska. Age: 22 Posts: 699 Throcks: 162.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story Thanks for answering my question...just seems like a pretty tough business. __________________ Hooper's Store...because sometimes it IS all about being the greatest poster.

05-29-2005	#20
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.21 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story MPG,it seems that you have a decent head on your shoulders,good for you.I have a question.Do you mind if I refer to you as Spud Butt? I just think that name is funnier than hell. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-29-2005	#21
Mashed Potato Girl/ aka S TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 15 Throcks: 160.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story It would be my pleasure Mike!

05-31-2005	#22
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story i second the motion for spud butt

05-31-2005	#23
Hoopers Store [Insert Inside Joke Here] Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska. Age: 22 Posts: 699 Throcks: 162.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story My nickname for her is 'the only attractive woman to ever post on a message board'. Long title I know, but...it's so true. __________________ Hooper's Store...because sometimes it IS all about being the greatest poster.

05-31-2005	#24
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story hopefully we won't scare her off.

05-31-2005	#25
chriss Batwoman Join Date: May 2005 Location: Batcave Age: 34 Posts: 152 Throcks: 160.44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Mash Potato Girl's story amen sista! __________________ I cannot have sex with Virgin Craig.