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Dave · 06-28-2005

In the spirit of 'the best of', I pulled this out from 6/23/00. I don't have an archive of 6/28, but this is the closest.

Friday 6-23-00

Todd and Tyler started off the show discussing how Caller Tony attacked them in the parking lot with a squirt gun when they came in. They brought Tony in studio and he hung out for a few hours. The guys also talked about the really fat kids that were on Maury Povich yesterday. TnT also spent some time discussing the laws in regards to the Internet. They wanted to know what sort of charges are going to be brought against the Husker band leader because, in reality, he was actually making arrangements to meet a 30-something police officer, not a 14-year-old girl. After debating the various sides of the argument, they got a call from an actual lawyer who filled them in on what he believed would happen.

Early in the show, the guys called Tylers dad, Ed Utah and played him the Ed Utah mix of Poisons Your Momma Dont Dance and Your Daddy Dont Rock-N-Roll. I found it incredibly hilarious and Im sure well hear it again once TnT get back from vacation.

TnT sent Slave Boy Chris and Big Pussy out to the Best Western housing some of the gay rodeo participants. They drove around the parking lot pointing out various gay-related things they saw (mostly used to determine whether or not they had the right place). Chris and Big Pussy went into the hotel to try to get some information from a participant of the gay rodeo. At this point, I should mention that TnT had Big Pussy wearing an adult-sized baby bonnet. The pair approached the counter and tried to get some information but were met with fearful stares. Pussy handed over the phone to a lady behind the counter. Unfortunately, she didnt get much out before the very irate manager took the phone away and kicked Big Pussy and Slave Boy Chris out.

Later in the show, Chris and Big Pussy went to the Braves tryout. Pussy was able to get Tyrone Brooks of the Braves organization on the phone. He was pretty cool with TnT and Big Pussy and was more than willing to let the intern try the 60-yard-dash. According to Tyrone, a big league player should be able to run 60 yards in about 6.8 seconds. At that point, TnT and their in studio guests made guesses about how long it would take Big Pussy to do it. It turns out that Big Pussy ran the 60-yard dash in only 10.7 seconds!

TnT spoke with Peter Funt of Candid Camera this morning. They talked a little about the old show and Peters father before moving on into discussion about the new shows airing on CBS all this summer. You can catch the new Candid Camera stuff on Channel 3rd tonight. Check your local listings.

Larry the Cable Guy came in studio this morning. He didnt do much talking because Traci Bingham was there. Read on for information about her visit to the show. You can catch Larry at the Funny Bone all this weekend but if you dont already have tickets, youre pretty much screwed. Feel free to call the Bone Phone anyway. 493-8036.

TnT spoke with Dana Altman, director of The Private Public (the movie whos entire crew is crashing at Travs place while hes on vacation). He talked about the behind-the-scenes stuff that goes into directing a film. Dana also talked about the hottie, Traci Bingham, who was on her way to Todd and Tylers studio at that time. Once she arrived, Larry nearly messed his panties. Todd and Tyler also seemed quite excited to see her.

The guys spent the remainder of the show talking with Traci. They discussed her career as an actor, which included a few movies and Bay Watch. They discussed her wedding in Des Moines last year and talked about the size of her husbands penis. There was some discussion about her Playboy pictures as well. In probably the most genius move ever made by the hosts, they somehow talked Traci and the stations hottie receptionist, Corie, into making out for them. Traci also seemed to enjoy having the ability to say pussy (thats the interns name) on the air because she repeated it about 20 times. The guys gave her a Todd and Tyler 2 Weeks T-shirt and tried to talk her into wearing it in the movie or somewhere in public where theyd be able to see it. She agreed to do it. Traci was incredibly cool and played along with the show better than any other hottie whos ever graced the studio. The guys will no doubt be keeping in touch with her so this mornings visit most likely wont be the last.

Todd and Tyler will be on vacation all next week so tune back in on July the 3rd for their next live show. Until then, enjoy the Stuff that Sucked Least shows airing all next week. Thanks for watching. Good night.

**ob1** · 06-28-2005

Nice find, Dave. Thanks for the blast from the past. ;)

**Thender** · 06-28-2005

Damn Dave! That was well detailed... I'm goona have to listen better and more often. Hope I can catch a replay of Traci... :P

**ob1** · 06-28-2005

^...that would be nice.

This would be a great one to play this week.

TNT_Tony · 06-28-2005

Actually TNT will be back on July 5th not July 3rd.

Dave · 06-29-2005

Quote:

Actually TNT will be back on July 5th not July 3rd.

This was from 5 years ago. 6-23-00

**mike** · 06-29-2005

ob1 wrote:

Quote:

^...that would be nice.

This would be a great one to play this week.

I bet they would if it were the same crew as today.

**ob1** · 06-29-2005

I hear ya, mike.

Hoopers Store · 06-29-2005

The Best Of would be awesome if they could use their entire archive. The fact that it's so limited really sucks.

**ob1** · 06-29-2005

Hoopers Store wrote:

Quote:

The Best Of would be awesome if they could use their entire archive. The fact that it's so limited really sucks.

Good point, Hoop.

**Thender** · 06-29-2005

I have to agree....

msquared · 06-29-2005

Hoopers Store wrote:

Quote:

The Best Of would be awesome if they could use their entire archive. The fact that it's so limited really sucks.

Most Definitly So That Way We Would Hear Stuff That We Just Heard A Week Ago

Dave · 06-29-2005

I have only 4 words to say...

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!

**mike** · 06-29-2005

Any possible way we can ban Dave? Damn,guess not!! B) ;)

**ob1** · 06-29-2005

Alright, Dave...don't make me pull rank...

if I had some! :P

**Thender** · 06-29-2005

It's all right Dave. Ob1 has his rank tatooed on his pecker, that way he can pull it all the time. ;) :laugh:

**mike** · 06-29-2005

LMFAO!!Nice one 'ender!

**ob1** · 06-29-2005

Now that's tape material! You got me again, t. :laugh:

'I don't pound it all the time'

**Thender** · 06-29-2005

ob1 wrote:

Quote:

Now that's tape material! You got me again, t. :laugh:

'I don't pound it all the time'

'Just smack it around a little' Right? :laugh:

**mike** · 06-29-2005

Nah,gotta just yank it out every now and then. ;) :laugh:

**Thender** · 06-29-2005

Let the cliches begin!!!

**mike** · 06-29-2005

:laugh: :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 06-29-2005

Dave wrote:

Quote:

Actually TNT will be back on July 5th not July 3rd.

This was from 5 years ago. 6-23-00

Oops! my bad, Dave.

Post edited by: TNT_Tony, at: 2005/06/29 23:20

06-28-2005	#1
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,841 Throcks: 8,276.67 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,755 Times in 332 Posts	"Best Of" - 6/23/00 In the spirit of 'the best of', I pulled this out from 6/23/00. I don't have an archive of 6/28, but this is the closest. Friday 6-23-00 Todd and Tyler started off the show discussing how Caller Tony attacked them in the parking lot with a squirt gun when they came in. They brought Tony in studio and he hung out for a few hours. The guys also talked about the really fat kids that were on Maury Povich yesterday. TnT also spent some time discussing the laws in regards to the Internet. They wanted to know what sort of charges are going to be brought against the Husker band leader because, in reality, he was actually making arrangements to meet a 30-something police officer, not a 14-year-old girl. After debating the various sides of the argument, they got a call from an actual lawyer who filled them in on what he believed would happen. Early in the show, the guys called Tylers dad, Ed Utah and played him the Ed Utah mix of Poisons Your Momma Dont Dance and Your Daddy Dont Rock-N-Roll. I found it incredibly hilarious and Im sure well hear it again once TnT get back from vacation. TnT sent Slave Boy Chris and Big Pussy out to the Best Western housing some of the gay rodeo participants. They drove around the parking lot pointing out various gay-related things they saw (mostly used to determine whether or not they had the right place). Chris and Big Pussy went into the hotel to try to get some information from a participant of the gay rodeo. At this point, I should mention that TnT had Big Pussy wearing an adult-sized baby bonnet. The pair approached the counter and tried to get some information but were met with fearful stares. Pussy handed over the phone to a lady behind the counter. Unfortunately, she didnt get much out before the very irate manager took the phone away and kicked Big Pussy and Slave Boy Chris out. Later in the show, Chris and Big Pussy went to the Braves tryout. Pussy was able to get Tyrone Brooks of the Braves organization on the phone. He was pretty cool with TnT and Big Pussy and was more than willing to let the intern try the 60-yard-dash. According to Tyrone, a big league player should be able to run 60 yards in about 6.8 seconds. At that point, TnT and their in studio guests made guesses about how long it would take Big Pussy to do it. It turns out that Big Pussy ran the 60-yard dash in only 10.7 seconds! TnT spoke with Peter Funt of Candid Camera this morning. They talked a little about the old show and Peters father before moving on into discussion about the new shows airing on CBS all this summer. You can catch the new Candid Camera stuff on Channel 3rd tonight. Check your local listings. Larry the Cable Guy came in studio this morning. He didnt do much talking because Traci Bingham was there. Read on for information about her visit to the show. You can catch Larry at the Funny Bone all this weekend but if you dont already have tickets, youre pretty much screwed. Feel free to call the Bone Phone anyway. 493-8036. TnT spoke with Dana Altman, director of The Private Public (the movie whos entire crew is crashing at Travs place while hes on vacation). He talked about the behind-the-scenes stuff that goes into directing a film. Dana also talked about the hottie, Traci Bingham, who was on her way to Todd and Tylers studio at that time. Once she arrived, Larry nearly messed his panties. Todd and Tyler also seemed quite excited to see her. The guys spent the remainder of the show talking with Traci. They discussed her career as an actor, which included a few movies and Bay Watch. They discussed her wedding in Des Moines last year and talked about the size of her husbands penis. There was some discussion about her Playboy pictures as well. In probably the most genius move ever made by the hosts, they somehow talked Traci and the stations hottie receptionist, Corie, into making out for them. Traci also seemed to enjoy having the ability to say pussy (thats the interns name) on the air because she repeated it about 20 times. The guys gave her a Todd and Tyler 2 Weeks T-shirt and tried to talk her into wearing it in the movie or somewhere in public where theyd be able to see it. She agreed to do it. Traci was incredibly cool and played along with the show better than any other hottie whos ever graced the studio. The guys will no doubt be keeping in touch with her so this mornings visit most likely wont be the last. Todd and Tyler will be on vacation all next week so tune back in on July the 3rd for their next live show. Until then, enjoy the Stuff that Sucked Least shows airing all next week. Thanks for watching. Good night. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

06-28-2005	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re: Nice find, Dave. Thanks for the blast from the past. ;) __________________ Ban the lizards!

06-28-2005	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.74 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: Damn Dave! That was well detailed... I'm goona have to listen better and more often. Hope I can catch a replay of Traci... :P __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-28-2005	#4
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re: ^...that would be nice. This would be a great one to play this week. __________________ Ban the lizards!

06-28-2005	#5
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,066 Throcks: 2,714.71 Thanks: 147 Thanked 3,614 Times in 700 Posts	Re: Actually TNT will be back on July 5th not July 3rd. __________________

06-29-2005	#8
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re: I hear ya, mike. __________________ Ban the lizards!

06-29-2005	#9
Hoopers Store [Insert Inside Joke Here] Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska. Age: 23 Posts: 731 Throcks: 380.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Best Of would be awesome if they could use their entire archive. The fact that it's so limited really sucks. __________________ Hooper's Store...because sometimes it IS all about being the greatest poster.

06-29-2005	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.74 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: I have to agree.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-29-2005	#13
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,841 Throcks: 8,276.67 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,755 Times in 332 Posts	Re: I have only 4 words to say... SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK! __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

06-29-2005	#14
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.52 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re: Any possible way we can ban Dave? Damn,guess not!! B) ;) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-29-2005	#15
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re: Alright, Dave...don't make me pull rank... if I had some! :P __________________ Ban the lizards!

06-29-2005	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.74 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: It's all right Dave. Ob1 has his rank tatooed on his pecker, that way he can pull it all the time. ;) :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-29-2005	#17
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.52 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re: LMFAO!!Nice one 'ender! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-29-2005	#18
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re: Now that's tape material! You got me again, t. :laugh: 'I don't pound it all the time' __________________ Ban the lizards!

06-29-2005	#20
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.52 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re: Nah,gotta just yank it out every now and then. ;) :laugh: __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-29-2005	#21
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.74 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: Let the cliches begin!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-29-2005	#22
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.52 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re: :laugh: :laugh: __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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