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MMM · 07-08-2005

Recap of Thursday July 7, 2005

Craig was full of useful information again today. I.C.U.P. has quit making pot suckers - marijuana flavored lolly pops. Terrorist Organizations have ruined the name Al. President Bush went for a bike ride he hit (ran down) an officer, who was walking.

Todays words of wisdom from TnT:
Dont rob Walgreens - they actually have nice employees. Actually dont rob anyone.
Surfing on top of a moving vehicle is a bad idea - a teenager fell off and died.
Growing Meat is just as gross as it sounds. -YUCK

ESPN - thinks Spelling Bees and Scrabble are more of sport than the running of the bulls.

They played Travis saying the phone number so many times, you should know it by now.

If you are a hot woman you can have a glamor shot instead of your mug shot put in the Omaha World Herald, even if you embezzled thousand of dollars from an individual that was dying. Craig had to educate Butt Plug Mike that toys without batteries are called dildos. No sex toys are allowed in prisons. In a male prison a fefe is a toilet paper roll that the cardboard has been taken out then a rubber glove is inserted in the center - no need for more details.

Then there was the no Z-bash speech followed by the Free - Bash announcement. (See the Z-Bash Tread). Saturday Aug. 6th 5pm. Free invitation available starting Monday at all Burger Kings in Omaha, Council Bluffs, and Fremont. Jeremy will also have them from 4-6 on Saturday 6464 S. 84th.

TnT talked about getting spanked in school. Jeremy was never spanked in school either was Todd. Tyler was spanked in school. Craig called them licks and said yes he was licked in school. Someone said 'Yah he was getting licked in the parking lot this morning'.

Saturday July 30 at noon - DJ Dash - Come watch the TnT crew race go karts.

The new TnT Tincher commercial is so funny. It is one of the best ones so far (but I am from Wy, so I have actually seen that).

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/08 00:55

**ob1** · 07-08-2005

Thanks for the great recap post, M. :)

MMM · 07-08-2005

Recap of Friday July 9th - Round Table - Stealth replaced Tony for todays show.

TnT talked about the roast for the Heisman Recipients. They roasted Eric Crouch. It sounds like they made everyone laugh.
The 590 Sports Show has officially become the Travis and Logan show.
Subway took way to long to get there as we learned what type of cereal everyone has at home. Applejacks, and lucky charms were the most popular. Higgins is the only one who eats healthy cereal on a regular basis.

The Round Table Words of Wisdom:
Higgins - Be very nice to guys from the Middle East then they wont blow you up.
Prodigy - If you are in a Hurricane in Puerto Rico - bribe the elevator guy so you can go to your room so you wont die with the Puerto Street People in the lobby - beside then you dont have to share your food.
Dont take fashion tips from Travis - Capris look bad even on Travis.
Dont card people if they are obviously over 21.

A man took a bet to have breast implants put in for one year. Check the website out. It isnt the site mentioned on the TnT show ( but I think it is better). It is on Maxim - Need I say more..
http://www.maximonline.com/stupid_fu...ticle_578.html

Lewis Black and John are at the Funny Bone this weekend. If you dont already have tickets you cant go as they are completely sold out!! No wonder they are absolutely hilarious!! They talked about tons of stuff. I cant even begin to retell their stories...All I can say is even if you listened this morning, listen again on Sunday night. If you didnt listen this morning listen Sunday night. Again another great best of...

Get your tickets for the Funny Bone with Bob Saget -NOW - he will be at the Funny Bone July 28th - 30th. TnT and Lewis Black both said he is very funny, but very very dirty - Do NOT expect Full House comedy..

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/08 17:52

**Thender** · 07-08-2005

Thanks M' Now I'm gonna have to listen Sunday night because I missed Lewis Black today...

Post edited by: thender, at: 2005/07/10 16:33

**mike** · 07-08-2005

That's alright 'ender,so did I. But I will put money on it that they'll replay him on tomorrow's best of. B) ;)

**Thender** · 07-08-2005

Thats no good for me since I'll be mowing the back forty tommorow morning... :( Damn! Wish there was a way to TIVO radio....

**mike** · 07-08-2005

Sorry then bud,I tried to help. B) ;)

TNT_Tony · 07-09-2005

I missed Lewis Black as well.

TNT_Tony · 07-09-2005

I would also like to say great work as always MMM!

MMM · 07-10-2005

Did anyone get to go to the Funny Bone this weekend? I am sure it was great!!

TNT_Tony · 07-10-2005

MMM wrote:

Quote:

Did anyone get to go to the Funny Bone this weekend? I am sure it was great!!

I've actually never been to the Funny Bone. There were a few people that I was interested in seeing but I never made the time to do so. Also the Funny Bone is pretty far from where I live.

Hoopers Store · 07-10-2005

Lewis Black actually didn't say much on the show (for those who didn't hear). The comedian who opens for him was pretty much talking the entire time. He did have a few humurous stories involving Lewis Black though, so it was all good in the figurative hood.

**Thender** · 07-10-2005

I did actually catch most of it yesterday morning while going ou t for gas for the mower. I have to agrre with Hoop, it was mostly about the other guy, but it was all good. :laugh:

07-08-2005	#26
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,795.67 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re:The Boys are Back ! Recap of Thursday July 7, 2005 Craig was full of useful information again today. I.C.U.P. has quit making pot suckers - marijuana flavored lolly pops. Terrorist Organizations have ruined the name Al. President Bush went for a bike ride he hit (ran down) an officer, who was walking. Todays words of wisdom from TnT: Dont rob Walgreens - they actually have nice employees. Actually dont rob anyone. Surfing on top of a moving vehicle is a bad idea - a teenager fell off and died. Growing Meat is just as gross as it sounds. -YUCK ESPN - thinks Spelling Bees and Scrabble are more of sport than the running of the bulls. They played Travis saying the phone number so many times, you should know it by now. If you are a hot woman you can have a glamor shot instead of your mug shot put in the Omaha World Herald, even if you embezzled thousand of dollars from an individual that was dying. Craig had to educate Butt Plug Mike that toys without batteries are called dildos. No sex toys are allowed in prisons. In a male prison a fefe is a toilet paper roll that the cardboard has been taken out then a rubber glove is inserted in the center - no need for more details. Then there was the no Z-bash speech followed by the Free - Bash announcement. (See the Z-Bash Tread). Saturday Aug. 6th 5pm. Free invitation available starting Monday at all Burger Kings in Omaha, Council Bluffs, and Fremont. Jeremy will also have them from 4-6 on Saturday 6464 S. 84th. TnT talked about getting spanked in school. Jeremy was never spanked in school either was Todd. Tyler was spanked in school. Craig called them licks and said yes he was licked in school. Someone said 'Yah he was getting licked in the parking lot this morning'. Saturday July 30 at noon - DJ Dash - Come watch the TnT crew race go karts. The new TnT Tincher commercial is so funny. It is one of the best ones so far (but I am from Wy, so I have actually seen that). Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/08 00:55 __________________

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,795.67 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re:The Boys are Back ! Recap of Friday July 9th - Round Table - Stealth replaced Tony for todays show. TnT talked about the roast for the Heisman Recipients. They roasted Eric Crouch. It sounds like they made everyone laugh. The 590 Sports Show has officially become the Travis and Logan show. Subway took way to long to get there as we learned what type of cereal everyone has at home. Applejacks, and lucky charms were the most popular. Higgins is the only one who eats healthy cereal on a regular basis. The Round Table Words of Wisdom: Higgins - Be very nice to guys from the Middle East then they wont blow you up. Prodigy - If you are in a Hurricane in Puerto Rico - bribe the elevator guy so you can go to your room so you wont die with the Puerto Street People in the lobby - beside then you dont have to share your food. Dont take fashion tips from Travis - Capris look bad even on Travis. Dont card people if they are obviously over 21. A man took a bet to have breast implants put in for one year. Check the website out. It isnt the site mentioned on the TnT show ( but I think it is better). It is on Maxim - Need I say more.. http://www.maximonline.com/stupid_fu...ticle_578.html Lewis Black and John are at the Funny Bone this weekend. If you dont already have tickets you cant go as they are completely sold out!! No wonder they are absolutely hilarious!! They talked about tons of stuff. I cant even begin to retell their stories...All I can say is even if you listened this morning, listen again on Sunday night. If you didnt listen this morning listen Sunday night. Again another great best of... Get your tickets for the Funny Bone with Bob Saget -NOW - he will be at the Funny Bone July 28th - 30th. TnT and Lewis Black both said he is very funny, but very very dirty - Do NOT expect Full House comedy.. Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/08 17:52 __________________

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