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Dave · 07-05-2005

From July 5, 2000 - Notice the similarities!

Wednesday 7-5-00

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning discussing the 4th of July celebrations around town yesterday. TnT took part in the Ralston parade and were actually put ahead of the drunken Shriners this year. They talked about how they really dont get the whole fireworks thing and complained about the noise late last night. They also bitched at Channel 7 for airing about 6-7 minutes of ooohhh ahhhh fireworks at the start of their news instead of actually doing the freakn news. Local news is worthless. With the discussion of fireworks and such, the guys wanted to take calls from folks who suffered fire damage or had missing digits due to celebratory explosives. They got a few calls on the missing digits but then moved on.

The guys spent a good portion of their show this morning talking about their upcoming CD. Its due to be released in stores on Saturday. You can get your copy signed by TnT at the 132nd and Center Homers location at 10am Saturday morning. They gave us a hint as to what would be on the CD as well as a breakdown of exactly how many tracks of the 20 will have Donnie featured (7). The guys also talked about the gloss that was included with the CD. Save up your $10 folks and buy this thing!

Dr. Ed came in today and hung out with TnT for a few hours. He answered a plethora of questions about fireworks and farts. Its all in the colon, said Dr. Ed. Hell be returning to the show in about 2 weeks so save up your medical questions for next time.

Comedian Darrel Joyce stopped by and spent the morning with TnT. Hes performing at the Joslen art museum next Friday night as part of an all black comedian show. You can also catch him at the Funny Bone later this month. Darrel joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to have a good time with TnT. He even helped TnT learn some new words so the guys could keep up with the brothers out there.

The Bass Baby is dead! Todds buddy Charlie borrowed the floating door yesterday and ended up sinking it in Platteview Lake last night after it had been charred by pellets of firework lava. Charlie had to break the terrible news to Todd on the air this morning. Tyler found it very amusing. Its become even more clear that Todd cant have nuthn.

TnT sent Big Pussy out and about this morning in an attempt to find the latest Playboy issue with Darva in it. After more than 3 hours, he finally found the damned mag and brought it back for TnT. The guys spent a few minutes talking about her baby choker nipples and then moved on.

TnT ended the show discussing things they would or wouldnt do for $400,000. By far the strangest question ever asked of Donnie on the air came from Tyler this morning when he uttered this jewel. Would you eat my poop for $400,000? to which Donnie promptly responded, Get a plate and your checkbook.

Well, thats about all for the update. Check back here tomorrow for the Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Good night.

**Thender** · 07-05-2005

:laugh: I do remember the begining of that show! Classic!

07-05-2005	#1
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,841 Throcks: 8,276.84 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,755 Times in 332 Posts	"Best Of" - 7/5/00 From July 5, 2000 - Notice the similarities! Wednesday 7-5-00 Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning discussing the 4th of July celebrations around town yesterday. TnT took part in the Ralston parade and were actually put ahead of the drunken Shriners this year. They talked about how they really dont get the whole fireworks thing and complained about the noise late last night. They also bitched at Channel 7 for airing about 6-7 minutes of ooohhh ahhhh fireworks at the start of their news instead of actually doing the freakn news. Local news is worthless. With the discussion of fireworks and such, the guys wanted to take calls from folks who suffered fire damage or had missing digits due to celebratory explosives. They got a few calls on the missing digits but then moved on. The guys spent a good portion of their show this morning talking about their upcoming CD. Its due to be released in stores on Saturday. You can get your copy signed by TnT at the 132nd and Center Homers location at 10am Saturday morning. They gave us a hint as to what would be on the CD as well as a breakdown of exactly how many tracks of the 20 will have Donnie featured (7). The guys also talked about the gloss that was included with the CD. Save up your $10 folks and buy this thing! Dr. Ed came in today and hung out with TnT for a few hours. He answered a plethora of questions about fireworks and farts. Its all in the colon, said Dr. Ed. Hell be returning to the show in about 2 weeks so save up your medical questions for next time. Comedian Darrel Joyce stopped by and spent the morning with TnT. Hes performing at the Joslen art museum next Friday night as part of an all black comedian show. You can also catch him at the Funny Bone later this month. Darrel joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to have a good time with TnT. He even helped TnT learn some new words so the guys could keep up with the brothers out there. The Bass Baby is dead! Todds buddy Charlie borrowed the floating door yesterday and ended up sinking it in Platteview Lake last night after it had been charred by pellets of firework lava. Charlie had to break the terrible news to Todd on the air this morning. Tyler found it very amusing. Its become even more clear that Todd cant have nuthn. TnT sent Big Pussy out and about this morning in an attempt to find the latest Playboy issue with Darva in it. After more than 3 hours, he finally found the damned mag and brought it back for TnT. The guys spent a few minutes talking about her baby choker nipples and then moved on. TnT ended the show discussing things they would or wouldnt do for $400,000. By far the strangest question ever asked of Donnie on the air came from Tyler this morning when he uttered this jewel. Would you eat my poop for $400,000? to which Donnie promptly responded, Get a plate and your checkbook. Well, thats about all for the update. Check back here tomorrow for the Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Good night. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

07-05-2005	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.76 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: :laugh: I do remember the begining of that show! Classic! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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