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Old 01-31-2006   #251
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CML:"Hey good morning. Hey, Craig's mom is considering bringing a younger woman into our relationship. Hey, Austin (Anderson)."
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CML called in later in the show and I think the conversation went like this:

"Hey, good morning. Hey Craig, does your mom think I'm funny?"

(He called in after Craig did a news story claiming women are, I guess, more attracted to a funny dude than an attractive one...)

Anyone else catch this line, I'm not sure I remember it exactly...?
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Old 01-31-2006   #253
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Donnie
"Hey, good morning. Hey Craig, does your mom still think I'm funny?"
Just get rid of the word "still" and you got it dead on.
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Old 01-31-2006   #255
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No problem. It helps that I heard that call twice.
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CML "Hey Craig your mom is up for best actess in a non speaking sexual scene"
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Old 02-01-2006   #257
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^That's pretty much right.
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(Didn't hear it very well, please correct me)

CML: (To background) "Get your clothes on, I'm going to talk to Craig now.

Hey Craig? Today has been another Good morning."

(emphasis was placed on "good morning")
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Old 02-02-2006   #259
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CML:"(In the background) Go ahead and get dressed. I'm gonna talk to Craig. Hey, Craig. It's been another "Good Morning"."

You were pretty close, Donnie.
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Dammit...I'll have to start writing them down just in case you haven't posted the call(s) yet in the future
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You did pretty good for not having it written down. I always try to find a piece of paper after he calls.
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CML "I watched the channel 3 news last night but most the action was in Craig's moms room"
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CML:"Hey good morning. Do you know what Craig's dad's wife and the girl I'm bangin' have in common? They're both Craig's mom."
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CML "I watched the channel 3 news last night but most the action was in Craig's moms room"
This is what I heard:

I watched Action 3 News last night, but most of the "action" was in Craig mom's bed.
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CML:"Hey good morning. Hey, Tony. I've seen you sack groceries. Do you wanna see me sack Craig's mom?"
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CML:"Hey good morning. I have to agree. My wife gets upset with me whenever I mention Craig's mom around the house."
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CML:"Hey good morning. I think I messed the week up already. I made today(Monday)hump day with Craig's mom."
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CML:"Hey good morning. Hey, Craig. Don't worry about me and the rest of the week. Your mom said she would help straighten me out."
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(2/7) CML: "Hey good morning. Hey did you get that contract from Michelle Bandura or Craig's mom?"

(something like that)
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^That's pretty much how it went.
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(2/7) CML: "Hey good morning. Hey did you get that contract from Michelle Bandura or Craig's mom?"

(something like that)
1. This in reference to Travis Frey's sex contract he wished his wife signed. He is being charged with possession of child pornography, kidnapping, and other sex crimes.

2. If you read it, it doesn't sound as funny. But what made the situation funny was the reaction Todd and TYLER had when they first heard CML's voice. I believe they were expecting worse.
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CML:"Hey good morning. Hey, Craig. We have something in common. You recently got out of a ticket and I just got out of your mom."
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If you read it, it doesn't sound as funny. But what made this line funny was the reaction Todd and Taylor had when they first heard CML's voice. I believe they were expecting worse.

"Todd and Taylor"?? Is there any way to deduct points? You won't get a GBD for that...

P.S. Sarcasm abound here, I realize it's a typo--Don't think I'm just sniping you or something
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^Damn. I didn't even notice the misspelling. That tells you how closely I pay attention.
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I'm wandering the site rather than studying for a history exam that's gonna kick my ass tomorrow afternoon...so I'm completely focused on everything but preparing for the test
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