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MMM · 07-25-2005

Recap Monday July 25, 2005

Too Damn Hot to do anything this weekend!

Todd likes reading stories out loud about people having sex with animals. Like the man who had sex with a horse, but the man died from a ruptured colon.

TnT wants everyone to just get along - tired of Village Point vs. Old Market, Omaha vs Lincoln,

They talked about Just Lunch a program where you pay $1500-$2500 for meeting other single professionals over lunch. Which gave Prodigy the perfect chance to tease Higgins.

From Jeremys single days : Jeremy must be physically attractive to woman before he finds out what kind of personality she has. Todd, Tyler, and Travis called him shallow, because they had to talk to a blind date of Jeremys after he ditched her because she wasnt hot. Pot calling the kettle black??

They talked about making up a tragedy story to get a women to have sex with you. One caller told a story about how a guy told a girl about a death in his family when she actually lost someone close to her - to create a bond in order to get laid.

Travis hasn't checked his email in 3 years so he had over 18,000 unread emails. Opps..

TnT Words of Wisdom:
Anything you do sexually - human to human is normal compared to the people who like animals.
If someone is nice to you - HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!

Send any photos for the calendar to contests@z92.com

I didnt watch the whole show so feel free to add anything I missed!

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/25 11:43

**ob1** · 07-25-2005

Thanks for the recap, M. I missed most of the show this morning as well. :(

**mike** · 07-25-2005

I didn't either,but you managed to get everything I heard.Good job,girl. B)

Jeremy · 07-25-2005

you only forgot the 14 things to do before you get married.

**mike** · 07-25-2005

Good call,Jeremy,thanks.Like sleep with a woman who doesn't speak the same language. B)

MMM · 07-25-2005

Jeremy - Here are 9.

Things to do before you get married:
1. Live alone
2. Go out and stagger home drunk
3. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak English
4. Take all soft toys (stuffed animals)off your bed
5. Have friends of the opposite sex
6. Best option with in-laws - marry an orphan

TnT's Things to do before you get married:
1. Date 9-10 people - sample a variety
2. Guys wait until you are 35
3. Find a girl who can load a dishwasher properly - (From a discussion about household chores and how most women like certain things done - like the dishwasher loaded properly, so they don't have the man load it)..

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/25 16:19

**mike** · 07-25-2005

M,now on # 3 of TnT's list.I'm on their side on that one.Just from experience.I tried to help out ,and I get yelled at 'cause for some odd reason it wasn't done right.Colors weren't all together,folds were,n't all the same way.My ex-wife absolutely hated military folds,I just told her she had to get over that one. B)

**ob1** · 07-25-2005

MMM wrote:

Quote:

If someone is nice to you - HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!

I don't have enough man-mustard in me to do that! ;)

**Thender** · 07-25-2005

^Not even gonna touch that one, too easy.... I'll let ya slide on this one Ob1. ;)

**ob1** · 07-25-2005

^Thanks, buddy. ;)

I thought about editing my post but that would have removed its entertainment value. B)

**Thender** · 07-25-2005

Well, your 'Man mustard' is all the entertainment I need! :laugh:

**ob1** · 07-25-2005

^Oh, you did not just say that!

No you didn't yes i did ahiight! ;)

**Thender** · 07-25-2005

^Yes I did! Thats my gift to you, Ob1..... Along with a hotdog with some of my special man mustard in it. :P :laugh:

**mike** · 07-26-2005

Ok you two,get a room! B) :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 07-26-2005

You mean another room! (Bunch of fags)

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

Mike means you Tony! I was giving Ob1 your hotdog. ;) :laugh:

**mike** · 07-26-2005

'Ender,why are you handling Tony's hot dog? B) hmmmmmmmmm. :P

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

I found it down in South Omaha And thought it would make a nice present for somebody that was hungry. Don't worry Mike, I used gloves and cooking tongs to pick it up out of the gutter. :laugh:

**mike** · 07-26-2005

Ok ,just checkin'. B)

TNT_Tony · 07-27-2005

thender wrote:

Quote:

Mike means you Tony! I was giving Ob1 your hotdog. ;) :laugh:

Wow. Good cover.

TNT_Tony · 07-27-2005

thender wrote:

Quote:

I found it down in South Omaha And thought it would make a nice present for somebody that was hungry. Don't worry Mike, I used gloves and cooking tongs to pick it up out of the gutter. :laugh:

Hmm that's odd. I never go to South Omaha. Who were you really meeting there?! You don't have to make up stories about what you do in your spare time, thender!

Post edited by: TNT_Tony, at: 2005/07/27 01:11

**Thender** · 07-27-2005

Funny... It has your name on it Tony. :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 07-27-2005

How the hell would it have anyones name on it?!

**ob1** · 07-27-2005

^Be thankful that your hot dog is large enough to have your name on it. ;)

TNT_Tony · 07-27-2005

ob1 wrote:

Quote:

^Be thankful that your hot dog is large enough to have your name on it. ;)

Are you trying to tell us something, ob1?

07-25-2005	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,314.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Recap Monday July 25, 2005 Too Damn Hot to do anything this weekend! Todd likes reading stories out loud about people having sex with animals. Like the man who had sex with a horse, but the man died from a ruptured colon. TnT wants everyone to just get along - tired of Village Point vs. Old Market, Omaha vs Lincoln, They talked about Just Lunch a program where you pay $1500-$2500 for meeting other single professionals over lunch. Which gave Prodigy the perfect chance to tease Higgins. From Jeremys single days : Jeremy must be physically attractive to woman before he finds out what kind of personality she has. Todd, Tyler, and Travis called him shallow, because they had to talk to a blind date of Jeremys after he ditched her because she wasnt hot. Pot calling the kettle black?? They talked about making up a tragedy story to get a women to have sex with you. One caller told a story about how a guy told a girl about a death in his family when she actually lost someone close to her - to create a bond in order to get laid. Travis hasn't checked his email in 3 years so he had over 18,000 unread emails. Opps.. TnT Words of Wisdom: Anything you do sexually - human to human is normal compared to the people who like animals. If someone is nice to you - HAVE SEX WITH THEM!! Send any photos for the calendar to contests@z92.com I didnt watch the whole show so feel free to add anything I missed! Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/25 11:43 __________________

07-25-2005	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.07 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Thanks for the recap, M. I missed most of the show this morning as well. :( __________________ Ban the lizards!

07-25-2005	#3
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.54 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 I didn't either,but you managed to get everything I heard.Good job,girl. B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

07-25-2005	#4
Jeremy TnTU Freshman Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 44 Throcks: 363.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 you only forgot the 14 things to do before you get married.

07-25-2005	#5
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.54 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Good call,Jeremy,thanks.Like sleep with a woman who doesn't speak the same language. B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

07-25-2005	#6
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,314.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Jeremy - Here are 9. Things to do before you get married: 1. Live alone 2. Go out and stagger home drunk 3. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak English 4. Take all soft toys (stuffed animals)off your bed 5. Have friends of the opposite sex 6. Best option with in-laws - marry an orphan TnT's Things to do before you get married: 1. Date 9-10 people - sample a variety 2. Guys wait until you are 35 3. Find a girl who can load a dishwasher properly - (From a discussion about household chores and how most women like certain things done - like the dishwasher loaded properly, so they don't have the man load it).. Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/07/25 16:19 __________________

07-25-2005	#7
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.54 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 M,now on # 3 of TnT's list.I'm on their side on that one.Just from experience.I tried to help out ,and I get yelled at 'cause for some odd reason it wasn't done right.Colors weren't all together,folds were,n't all the same way.My ex-wife absolutely hated military folds,I just told her she had to get over that one. B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

07-25-2005	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.77 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 ^Not even gonna touch that one, too easy.... I'll let ya slide on this one Ob1. ;) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-25-2005	#10
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.07 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 ^Thanks, buddy. ;) I thought about editing my post but that would have removed its entertainment value. B) __________________ Ban the lizards!

07-25-2005	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.77 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Well, your 'Man mustard' is all the entertainment I need! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-25-2005	#12
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.07 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 ^Oh, you did not just say that! No you didn't yes i did ahiight! ;) __________________ Ban the lizards!

07-25-2005	#13
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.77 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 ^Yes I did! Thats my gift to you, Ob1..... Along with a hotdog with some of my special man mustard in it. :P :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-26-2005	#14
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.54 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Ok you two,get a room! B) :laugh: __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

07-26-2005	#15
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,066 Throcks: 2,714.71 Thanks: 147 Thanked 3,614 Times in 700 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 You mean another room! (Bunch of fags) __________________

07-26-2005	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.77 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Mike means you Tony! I was giving Ob1 your hotdog. ;) :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-26-2005	#17
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.54 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 'Ender,why are you handling Tony's hot dog? B) hmmmmmmmmm. :P __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

07-26-2005	#18
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.77 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 I found it down in South Omaha And thought it would make a nice present for somebody that was hungry. Don't worry Mike, I used gloves and cooking tongs to pick it up out of the gutter. :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-26-2005	#19
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,222 Throcks: 6,972.54 Thanks: 16,070 Thanked 9,535 Times in 2,208 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Ok ,just checkin'. B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

07-27-2005	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.77 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 Funny... It has your name on it Tony. :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-27-2005	#23
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,066 Throcks: 2,714.71 Thanks: 147 Thanked 3,614 Times in 700 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 How the hell would it have anyones name on it?! __________________

07-27-2005	#24
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,192 Throcks: 2,707.07 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,082 Times in 606 Posts	Re:Recap Monday 25th, 2005 ^Be thankful that your hot dog is large enough to have your name on it. ;) __________________ Ban the lizards!

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