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MMM · 03-30-2006

Sorry I missed the first part of the show - so what did I miss?

King Kong - movie review
"It's not good until the monsters get on the island"

MMM · 03-30-2006

The Fry Sex Contract..

Part 1....
http://tntu.net/todd-tyler-show-disc...-part-1-a.html

Part 2....
http://tntu.net/todd-tyler-show-disc...-part-2-a.html

mike · 03-30-2006

They hammered a couple of people from the "Barely A Pulse".One about global warming, the other on secondhand smoke.
They also recalled a trip about 10 years ago they took to Cancun, where Todd was trippin' on acid.
Also moral of today's show- "If anal sex is wrong,I don't want to be right."- Tyler

CreamDream · 03-30-2006

They took calls from pit bull owners who think the owner of the dog should serve jail time if the dog attacks and kills someone. I think they got two calls.

Lynniebits · 03-30-2006

That whole sex contract thing is so warped. That dude deserves some time in the slammer...where he is forced to have butt sex.

IntolerantOmahonkie · 03-30-2006

I only caught the end of the interview with that guy, the author and school builder. Someone post his name and book if you have it please. He was completely selfless, someone to truley admire. If we could all be so kind...
Good guest guys, later.

Lynniebits · 03-30-2006

All the best stuff happens after I get to work!

ob1 · 03-30-2006

Blue Tooth owners look stupid...

Weather Woodies on high alert!

mike · 03-30-2006

Todd Glass is at the Funny Bone this weekend. He will be in the studio tomorrow.

MMM · 03-30-2006

Greg Mortenson wrote the book - Three Cups of Tea: One Man's Mission to Fight Terrorism and Build Nations.. One School at a Time.

http://www.bookbrowse.com/reviews/in...ok_number=1758

If you heard the conversation - he seems very intresting. Worth listening to replay tonight if you missed it this morning..

Greg Mortenson will stop in Omaha at The Bookworm, March 30th, 6pm. His biography, Three Cups of Tea, has received national media attention and recounts the unlikely journey that led Mortenson from a failed attempt to climb Pakistan’s K2, the world’s second highest mountain, to successfully building schools in some of the most remote regions of Afghanistan and Pakistan. More information on the book is at www.threecupsoftea.com.

mike · 03-30-2006

Cool,thanks M.

Lynniebits · 03-30-2006

M you are so thoughtful, I appreciate that!

ob1 · 03-30-2006

^Nice job as always, M! Thanks for the info.

praymojo420 · 03-30-2006

Early on Tyler read something a woman wrote about global warming. Something along the lines of "It's God's will, but we should take care of our own." Granted it was much longer and more contradictory to itself, but you get the gist of it.

KUfan_Donnie · 03-30-2006

MORE CRAP:

-TnT played the Family Guy's "Vasectomy Song" finally, as I assume the necessary machine(s) got fixed
-TnT praised Action 3 for not trying to scare their viewers as much as others with weather forecasts...unfortunately, they cited Bill Randby who two days ago said there was a chance for tornadoes on Thursday (today) and declared this an instance of scaring their viewers with weather...(I agree that too often TV meteorologists predict the worst, but in this instance Bill's forewarning had some value)
-Greg Mortenson talked about being held prisoner by the Taliban and lying to get out (he told his captors that his pregnant wife was about to have his first son --which is a BIG deal in their culture, but his wife was actually going to have his daughter-- and they let him go, apologizing for causing him inconvience and giving him (EDIT: money) for his school...I'm not positive on every fact here, but I'm sure I got most of it
-Action 3 may be following TnT on/around their induction onto the bar room floor...however, I think Tyler said the news room has yet to hear of this because it's still in the planning stages, but Wex has apparently green-lighted some form of TV exposure in the future for TnT...
-Todd Glass called from an airport in Cincinatti, said the phrase "shot the pilot" (he was talking about a TBS show "pilot") while in a terminal at the airport, and he'll be in studio tomorrow (Good catch, mike!

)
-TnT spent a little bit of time talking old baseball stadiums and compared Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, and Barry Bonds with caller Ed...Ed taught TnT that the LA Dodgers, formerly the Brooklyn Dodgers of NYC, were so named because of the many people who were "dodgers" of the trolley cars throughout Brooklyn (Yes! A random bit of baseball history that I actually knew beforehand)
-(the) Austin Anderson and Dan Cummings (don't know the spelling) came up to the studio later in the show
-Tyler admitted to getting hooked on "Deal or No Deal" (Yes!! addictive show, new one on Friday night, 7pm, WOWT

), he and Todd both think it's a great show; Tyler wants to get on and take the first offer (usually roughly between 17k to 30k) because it would make bad TV. Austin said he has applied to be on the show, and TnT talked with the comics about how Americans have gone from "intelligent" water cooler conversation about "last night's 'Millionaire' episode" in its heyday to now talking about a show of picking numbers and being lucky...
-Austin said he was trying to win a seat on Todd and Tyler's Party Plane to Vegas because he wanted to hang out with the guys in Vegas
-Larry the Cable Guy called late in the show and they talked about how well "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" has done in movie theaters; Larry said he was blowing off Toby Keith's golf tournament to roast TnT at the press club induction, and apparently Jim Rose (NU ass kicker) is a dick (He may have threatened to quit his job or remove himself from the press club if TnT are inducted, allegedly...); the host of CNN's "Showbiz Tonight" pissed Larry off because he was asking political questions and didn't ask ONE QUESTION about the new movie...TnT still haven't seen Larry on the big screen
Good LtCG jokes: "You think Walmart's prices are low? You should see their foreheads!" "I went to see the jewelry section at the Walmart the other day--it was a claw machine!"
-Apparently, Scientologists and Kabbalah followers are competing for the Beckhams (that one Spice Girl and that studly-looking soccer player); Tom Cruise and Madonna have both visited with David and Victoria

TNT_Tony · 03-31-2006

Dan told this joke which I thought was funny.

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.............by fleeing the scene of the accident."

KUfan_Donnie · 03-31-2006

^Yeah, I think he followed it with: "That guy was clearly jay walking!" or something to that effect

I don't think I've heard Dan before. He's really funny

jpa · 03-31-2006

Just a heads up Donnie, but it was a $100,000 rubles...which is an equivalent to $300 US dollars

Also he mentioned about getting stuck in the middle of a gunfight between "Opium warlords"(maybe a bandname, but not positive), had to hide under sheepskins and made it back to Denver 4 hours prior to speaking reaking of animal skins

jpa · 03-31-2006

also a comment was made to the effect of the name Travis and being from Iowa, but i didnt catch all of it

KUfan_Donnie · 03-31-2006

^Travis from Iowa was regarding that scumbag Frey...Travis Justice is also from Iowa, and Tyler figured Greg will eventually say "Travis Just...er, Frey" (Travis also had something about the issue, but I forgot it...I was more surprised that he seemed to be in a really good mood)

Regarding the Pakistan rupees (rubles are Russia's currency, I think), I am pretty sure the Taliban gave him the equivalent of $100,000 USD -- I'll see what I can dig up, but if nothing else I'll just edit it out

I also remember the "Opium warlords" and Taliban (I'm pretty sure) firefight...however, I missed a good chunk of the conversation and really only retained the band name, so I didn't post it

Thanks for keeping me on my toes...I think more people should add random tidbits (since the show isn't streaming, I was hoping to keep our long distance members sort of "in the know"...but I usually get carried away)

jpa · 03-31-2006

not a problem, regardless of what the currency amount was from what Greg Mortensen was saying any amount of US dollars is worth much more over in the middle East

KUfan_Donnie · 03-31-2006

^Yeah, the Omaha World Herald (professional journalists worldwide--->

<---Donnie) ran a story about how several Reservists returning from Iraq are bringing home suitcases full of Iraqi money because they're hoping to become rich once their economy stabilizes and that oil industry starts competing...US servicemen and women are spending $1000 or so USD and hoping that they get a decent return on the enormous amount of Iraqi cash they're bringing home with them)

mike · 03-31-2006

I think they just wasted their money. I know when I was over there,the exchange rate was $1 USD= 3.75 Riyals,Dinars,Rupees, they are all the same,moneywise.

Chris84 · 03-31-2006

They were talking about Sharon Stone also yesterday and how she looks pretty good for 48 or however old she is. I'd like to say, I'd hit that.

03-30-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	TnT Show 3-30-06 Sorry I missed the first part of the show - so what did I miss? King Kong - movie review "It's not good until the monsters get on the island"

03-30-2006	#2
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 The Fry Sex Contract.. Part 1.... http://tntu.net/todd-tyler-show-disc...-part-1-a.html Part 2.... http://tntu.net/todd-tyler-show-disc...-part-2-a.html

03-30-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,657	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 They hammered a couple of people from the "Barely A Pulse".One about global warming, the other on secondhand smoke. They also recalled a trip about 10 years ago they took to Cancun, where Todd was trippin' on acid. Also moral of today's show- "If anal sex is wrong,I don't want to be right."- Tyler __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

03-30-2006	#5
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 That whole sex contract thing is so warped. That dude deserves some time in the slammer...where he is forced to have butt sex. __________________ God I need a nap.

03-30-2006	#6
IntolerantOmahonkie TnTU Newbus Maximus Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 26 Posts: 20	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 I only caught the end of the interview with that guy, the author and school builder. Someone post his name and book if you have it please. He was completely selfless, someone to truley admire. If we could all be so kind... Good guest guys, later. __________________ Where can I get me some super weed?

03-30-2006	#7
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 All the best stuff happens after I get to work! __________________ God I need a nap.

03-30-2006	#8
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,799	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 Blue Tooth owners look stupid... Weather Woodies on high alert!

03-30-2006	#9
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,657	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 Todd Glass is at the Funny Bone this weekend. He will be in the studio tomorrow. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

03-30-2006	#10
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 Greg Mortenson wrote the book - Three Cups of Tea: One Man's Mission to Fight Terrorism and Build Nations.. One School at a Time. http://www.bookbrowse.com/reviews/in...ok_number=1758 If you heard the conversation - he seems very intresting. Worth listening to replay tonight if you missed it this morning.. Greg Mortenson will stop in Omaha at The Bookworm, March 30th, 6pm. His biography, Three Cups of Tea, has received national media attention and recounts the unlikely journey that led Mortenson from a failed attempt to climb Pakistan’s K2, the world’s second highest mountain, to successfully building schools in some of the most remote regions of Afghanistan and Pakistan. More information on the book is at www.threecupsoftea.com.

03-30-2006	#11
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,657	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 Cool,thanks M. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

03-30-2006	#12
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 M you are so thoughtful, I appreciate that! __________________ God I need a nap.

03-30-2006	#13
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,799	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 ^Nice job as always, M! Thanks for the info.

03-30-2006	#14
praymojo420 Hail Redonia! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 22 Posts: 8	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 Early on Tyler read something a woman wrote about global warming. Something along the lines of "It's God's will, but we should take care of our own." Granted it was much longer and more contradictory to itself, but you get the gist of it. __________________

03-30-2006	#15
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 MORE CRAP: -TnT played the Family Guy's "Vasectomy Song" finally, as I assume the necessary machine(s) got fixed -TnT praised Action 3 for not trying to scare their viewers as much as others with weather forecasts...unfortunately, they cited Bill Randby who two days ago said there was a chance for tornadoes on Thursday (today) and declared this an instance of scaring their viewers with weather...(I agree that too often TV meteorologists predict the worst, but in this instance Bill's forewarning had some value) -Greg Mortenson talked about being held prisoner by the Taliban and lying to get out (he told his captors that his pregnant wife was about to have his first son --which is a BIG deal in their culture, but his wife was actually going to have his daughter-- and they let him go, apologizing for causing him inconvience and giving him (EDIT: money) for his school...I'm not positive on every fact here, but I'm sure I got most of it -Action 3 may be following TnT on/around their induction onto the bar room floor...however, I think Tyler said the news room has yet to hear of this because it's still in the planning stages, but Wex has apparently green-lighted some form of TV exposure in the future for TnT... -Todd Glass called from an airport in Cincinatti, said the phrase "shot the pilot" (he was talking about a TBS show "pilot") while in a terminal at the airport, and he'll be in studio tomorrow (Good catch, mike!) -TnT spent a little bit of time talking old baseball stadiums and compared Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, and Barry Bonds with caller Ed...Ed taught TnT that the LA Dodgers, formerly the Brooklyn Dodgers of NYC, were so named because of the many people who were "dodgers" of the trolley cars throughout Brooklyn (Yes! A random bit of baseball history that I actually knew beforehand) -(the) Austin Anderson and Dan Cummings (don't know the spelling) came up to the studio later in the show -Tyler admitted to getting hooked on "Deal or No Deal" (Yes!! addictive show, new one on Friday night, 7pm, WOWT), he and Todd both think it's a great show; Tyler wants to get on and take the first offer (usually roughly between 17k to 30k) because it would make bad TV. Austin said he has applied to be on the show, and TnT talked with the comics about how Americans have gone from "intelligent" water cooler conversation about "last night's 'Millionaire' episode" in its heyday to now talking about a show of picking numbers and being lucky... -Austin said he was trying to win a seat on Todd and Tyler's Party Plane to Vegas because he wanted to hang out with the guys in Vegas -Larry the Cable Guy called late in the show and they talked about how well "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" has done in movie theaters; Larry said he was blowing off Toby Keith's golf tournament to roast TnT at the press club induction, and apparently Jim Rose (NU ass kicker) is a dick (He may have threatened to quit his job or remove himself from the press club if TnT are inducted, allegedly...); the host of CNN's "Showbiz Tonight" pissed Larry off because he was asking political questions and didn't ask ONE QUESTION about the new movie...TnT still haven't seen Larry on the big screen Good LtCG jokes: "You think Walmart's prices are low? You should see their foreheads!" "I went to see the jewelry section at the Walmart the other day--it was a claw machine!" -Apparently, Scientologists and Kabbalah followers are competing for the Beckhams (that one Spice Girl and that studly-looking soccer player); Tom Cruise and Madonna have both visited with David and Victoria __________________ One weekend survived Last edited by Donnie; 03-31-2006 at 05:30 AM.

03-31-2006	#16
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03-31-2006	#17
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 ^Yeah, I think he followed it with: "That guy was clearly jay walking!" or something to that effect I don't think I've heard Dan before. He's really funny __________________ One weekend survived

03-31-2006	#18
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 Just a heads up Donnie, but it was a $100,000 rubles...which is an equivalent to $300 US dollars Also he mentioned about getting stuck in the middle of a gunfight between "Opium warlords"(maybe a bandname, but not positive), had to hide under sheepskins and made it back to Denver 4 hours prior to speaking reaking of animal skins Last edited by jpa; 03-31-2006 at 04:45 AM.

03-31-2006	#19
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 also a comment was made to the effect of the name Travis and being from Iowa, but i didnt catch all of it

03-31-2006	#20
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 ^Travis from Iowa was regarding that scumbag Frey...Travis Justice is also from Iowa, and Tyler figured Greg will eventually say "Travis Just...er, Frey" (Travis also had something about the issue, but I forgot it...I was more surprised that he seemed to be in a really good mood) Regarding the Pakistan rupees (rubles are Russia's currency, I think), I am pretty sure the Taliban gave him the equivalent of $100,000 USD -- I'll see what I can dig up, but if nothing else I'll just edit it out I also remember the "Opium warlords" and Taliban (I'm pretty sure) firefight...however, I missed a good chunk of the conversation and really only retained the band name, so I didn't post it Thanks for keeping me on my toes...I think more people should add random tidbits (since the show isn't streaming, I was hoping to keep our long distance members sort of "in the know"...but I usually get carried away) __________________ One weekend survived

03-31-2006	#21
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 not a problem, regardless of what the currency amount was from what Greg Mortensen was saying any amount of US dollars is worth much more over in the middle East

03-31-2006	#22
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 ^Yeah, the Omaha World Herald (professional journalists worldwide---><---Donnie) ran a story about how several Reservists returning from Iraq are bringing home suitcases full of Iraqi money because they're hoping to become rich once their economy stabilizes and that oil industry starts competing...US servicemen and women are spending $1000 or so USD and hoping that they get a decent return on the enormous amount of Iraqi cash they're bringing home with them) __________________ One weekend survived Last edited by Donnie; 03-31-2006 at 05:30 AM.

03-31-2006	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,657	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 I think they just wasted their money. I know when I was over there,the exchange rate was $1 USD= 3.75 Riyals,Dinars,Rupees, they are all the same,moneywise. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

03-31-2006	#24
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454	Re: TnT Show 3-30-06 They were talking about Sharon Stone also yesterday and how she looks pretty good for 48 or however old she is. I'd like to say, I'd hit that.